Yep mentioned in the prevoius thread and post had a grim time witn a top notch lady in London, but i'm sure the wg's have had this happen many times, its only nature.
Be intrested if Miss Wolf and Lou are on thread to let us know their experences!
Thanks for the shout Watts
I have to say this thread has made me
and
at the same time, I knew you guys got nervous and excited before a punt but never would have thought it would cause this reaction and I honest can only recall one incidence of walking into my bathroom after a booking and wondering what the fuck died, the gent never returned.
I have had one really bad experience myself, a couple of years ago in mid December
I had a booking scheduled for 6.30pm after work, I hadn't realised there was an evening event in work and was asked to stay on to help with car parking, I agreed but said I could only stay till 5.45, that was fine, I'm 5 mins from home and I can shower and dress in about 25 mins so was cutting it fine but thought I'd be ok.
I'm outside directing cars 10 mins before I have to leave when the first shooting pains start in my lower regions, rumblings then begin and I rapidly begin to break out in a sweat, radio call for someone to come and take over and I'm heading for the car, 20 yards and I realised I wasn't going to make it so diverted the ten yards to a disabled loo in an archway under the office building, dashed in fighting clothes to make it, just.
Now this kept up for at least 10 mins, I've stripped down to a strap top and sweating in pain, I'm also now in panic as I'm 35mins from my booking time, so I get up and try and make it to the car, I got less that 5 yards before I turned to dash back into the loo, I'm now stuck literally shitting brown piss and in agony, no data signal on my phone the only thing I can do is text my son who lives with me (24 at the time, goes out while I work) with ten mins left before the booking time I scrape enough signal to answer his subsequent call and explain my predicament, I had to ask him to answer the door to my client and explain the situation.
I not sure who was more embarrassed, my son having to open the door or my client being greeted by a 6foot bearded ginger bloke, bless my client he was really understanding, I finally managed to get out of the loo an hour after I had rushed in there and with the help of 2 colleagues made it to my car and managed the short drive home, I can only guess at food poisoning or a random bout of an IBS type reaction to something I'd eaten at lunch, it was horrendous and not something I'd ever want to repeat.
On returning home I got onto aw and messaged my client to apologise profusely for what had occurred and offering him a free booking to compensate, he accepted and has been a regular ever since, thankfully