Linda Massage - W10 - Don't look at her teeth

[venicestar]

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Hi guys!

I went for a massage 3 weeks ago. Payed 60 for 60 min.
I asked for 30 min massage and 30 min cock massage/edging.

Location:

Very very VERY small studio flat. Single bed, no massage table. 50 cm between the bed and the cooker. 50 cm between the bed and the shower.
She did not have a toilet, just a shower. The bathroom was outide the ''flat''.
The bedsheets and the pillow didn't feel fresh. Same for the towel.

Girl:

She has a problem with her teeth and I do not like her facially (my taste).
Once I got in and saw her I got scared looking at her, my instinct told me to run away. She is half way between Wendy in The Shining and ''La Figlia Di Fantozzi''. If you do not know ''La Figlia Di Fantozzi'' google it. Probably the ugliest punt in my life (facially).

Anyway, I decided to stay...and I am glad I did!
She has a nice body, skinny but with nice boobs. It is a shame for the tattoos on her forearms ''jail style'' they are not sexy at all. I think she has been partying a bit in the past.

Massage:

Great technique, amazing edging, did not use too much oil, just the right amount. Followed my instructions. Very generous with time.
She is extremely patient when performing edging and cum control, she knows exactly when to stop before you cum.
Simply one of the best cock edging I have ever received.

Verdict:

80/100

If she was more pretty and if she had a nicer flat she could have easily charged me 150 or 200 for one hr.
I am glad I payed 60 and I am glad I stayed because she is good at what she does.

[adrianm758]

For me it was the big moles on her body that put me right off even more than the teeth.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

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If she was more pretty and if she had a nicer flat she could have easily charged me 150 or 200 for one hr.

...and if my auntie had a cock she'd be my uncle.

but I agree £60/hr is great value and if it wasn't for the travel restrictions I would visit.
BTW, In addition to looks and premises the other thing that stops a higher price being charged is her absolute instance (per profile) than no pussy play of any sort is allowed.

[Bangman]

I did say in another op review that her teeth aint the prettiest sight. But to be fair, she gives a hood service

[SpaceRaiderDave]

..... a hood service

That might be a good idea for those sp's who are facially challenged   

[tantraman]

... She is half way between Wendy in The Shining and ''La Figlia Di Fantozzi'' ...

Harsh ... her face really isn't that bad, and is easily compensated for by a lovely svelte body (see here) and delightful persona , let alone stupendous FBSM and worshipful lingam massage

[venicestar]

Harsh ... her face really isn't that bad, and is easily compensated for by a lovely svelte body (see here) and delightful persona , let alone stupendous FBSM and worshipful lingam massage

You are right, I was harsh, but that's really how I felt when she opened the door. I was not expecting it.
When I go for a punt I expect certain standards...then I remembered that I payed only 60£ and that the technique was really good

[tintin100]

Not sure why she doesn't get her teeth capped. I had a tooth like her that has gone a yellowy and grey colour and had a porcelain capped done about 15 years ago and have had no issues.