Although Andy-ShyGuy’s TOFTT review back in May last year made me HL, it was Chewie1’s review with its ‘Klixen’ header …
I had to look 'Klixen' up
... and having seen what this means
, Linda has just rocketed into oily pole position on my HL!
… that directed me to a most happy ending to 2019 ...
Link:External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:Linda is very organized and crystal-clear-cut in her comms. Her mobile is not displayed on AW, and can only be received via an auto-response to a formal email request to
[email protected]. I cut-and-paste the auto-response below (editing out date and mobile), as it unequivocally states what to expect and what not to expect …
On xx December 2019, Linda massage <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello,
Thanks for your email. This is an automated email, please read it through, below you can find my phone number ;-)
The best way to arrange a massage session is, if you call me on my mobile. I am unable to reply emails, so please call/text me!
I cannot answer the phone while I am with a client so in that case please leave me a text and I will get back to you as soon as I am free to talk.
My working hours from 10am til 10pm. (Last appointment is at 10pm)
Please respect it and don't call me in the middle of the night, I will not answer!
My number is 07xxxxxxxxx
If you're outside of the UK and don't have a UK number please call me as can't text to non UK numbers, of I'm busy and cant pick it up email me giving your number (so I will know whose email belongs to that number etc) and we can arrange something in email.
But Otherwise I do not send my address or arrange session via email. You have to call or
text me (not from landline or witheld number! Sorry)
I am very close to Ladbroke Grove station, less than a minute walk.
Aw bookings are accepted only after a prior arrangement via phone!
Also, some people do not read my profile before contacting so I kindly remind you that I provide a sensual massage service with body rub on your back and front sides and handjob. Not limited how many handjobs you can get, but I Do NOT offer blowjob or penetration or pussy licking and french kissing! If you need these services, please don't book me, it will just waste my time and yours, too!
Touching is allowed, except between my legs...
Hope to hear about you soon!
Linda xx
External Link/Members OnlySo, knowing exactly what to expect, I called after 10am on a morning … Linda answered, coming across a friendly and keen-to-please. I was in luck, as Linda had time for me that afternoon (I understood that she usually gets booked up with regulars pretty fast) … we thus arranged an hour’s meet for £60.
Location:Linda works out of a dingy first floor flat, literally a few doors to one side of the exit of Ladbroke Grove tube station. The entrance is off a bustling high street, but everyone is in such a rush that they won’t care about or even notice you cum-and-go.
The business bedroom is kitted out with a massage table overlaid with tissue by a window …
Hidden Image/Members Only… and double bed overlaid with a towel. The bathroom is down a narrow corridor, and is equipped with an envigorating power-shower.
Looks:Who knows if these photos are of Linda, as there are no face shots …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only… plus I can’t spot Linda’s distinctive warty mole just below the side of her right boob or discerning script tattoo along the inside of her right forearm. Either way, the body-form in the photos is accurate, as Linda is 5’5” and Size 8 with 36B pert tits and round firm ass. I liked her creamy smooth skin and long dark brown hair descending to skim her ass … her girl-next-door face is sadly spoiled by stained upper front teeth.
Linda is stated as 33 years old, but looks younger … and she is Hungarian with excellent English, having been here for at least 3 years. And of course she is a no-messing trained masseuse.
Services:I called on arrival at the texted postcode … Linda answered to direct me to the street-level entrance to her block … and buzzed me up. She greeted me in a simple black bra and thong, nicely revealing her flat midriff and slender limbs … I loved how her long free locks skirted her hips. All smiles from the outset, albeit self-conscious of her dodgy dentition, Linda offered water and a shower. I declined the former, but accepted the latter.
On return from the shower, Linda had wrapped her hair up in a bun ... and then unwrapped me from my towel to leave it on the radiator, explaining how it’d then be dry and warm for my re-use in an hour … nice touch! We then confirmed the 60min session, and Linda was keen to establish my preferred breakdown … we agreed that we’d start with a semi-professional and semi-sensual massage on the table for 30mins, followed by a full-on sensual massage on the bed to include her renowned edging throughout … Linda knowingly smiled at her reputation for the latter. She also asked if I’d like to cum more than once … I should be so lucky, I thought! I decided to test Linda’s edging technique, and see how well she could keep me from climaxing only til the very end.
So, all excitingly planned out in advance, Linda directed me to the massage table and I eagerly settled into the facehole. Warm oil was then poured for my neck, shoulders and back … and Linda checked for my preferred strength for her perfectly professional hand massage; I opted for ‘firm’. Her excellent handiwork from her standing position by my left flank also extended down each lower limb. Next, Linda climbed onto the table to kneel between my splayed legs in order to now deliver a solid massage of my ass, back and neck from above … interspersed with tantalizing feather-touch CC-swipes and reach-unders.
Spot-on the half-hour, we adjourned to the bed for same prone position … and here Linda descended topless into B2B … fabulous slip-sliding all over, plus CC-swipes and reach-unders galore … utterly spine-tingling! And indeed Linda’s edging had begun, and I was already squirming in her heavenly hands.
Turning over with 15mins to go, Linda doused my frontage in more warm oil … and started with worthy professional massage of my stomach and chest … but this quickly morphed into B2B … all the while fully immersing my cock, balls and gooch in soft and tender and light-touch torture … eye contact and smiles throughout. Her B2B also included sandwich-sliding my erection between our bellies, plus her boobs pushed together for Bombay rolls … I asked to suck the latter, and was allowed to do so “gently”. I was also allowed to indulge in necking and kissing Linda’s body … plus ass grabs, but I knew to avoid pussy play. At no point were my cock and balls left alone … truly lingam massage … nonstop … incessant … pulling me up to the edge … pushing me back down … Linda has a sixth sense, being able to read my bodily cues, knowing when to pull and push, entice and refrain … prolonged … sustained … the most pleasurable agony … until Linda let me spurt off the edge, 60mins on the dot, as my cock was so wonderfully trapped between our oily bellies. And even when done jerking beneath her, Linda stayed put … necking, caressing, murmuring.
Job done and perfectly on time, Linda rose to tenderly wet-wipe my cock and balls for an age … followed by gentle hand massage of my stomach and chest, smiling and chatting … an utterly lovely and caring end to a superlative session. There was no rush to get up … I closed my eyes in reverie, and I think I may’ve even fleetingly slept or day-dreamed, suddenly finding myself jolting up … to which Linda smiled and eased me back down to continue her post-climax wind-down massage. As she wasn’t indicating a wrap-up, and as I knew I couldn’t lie there forever, I leaned up onto my elbows … and Linda responded, “Ready?” … I nodded, and she rose to pass me my warmed towel off the radiator.
Revitalized by that power-shower, I returned to find Linda is wrapped in her own towel … we chatted, as I dressed. I then paid up the best-spent-£60-ever … and waltzed out after 78mins in Linda’s company.
Conclusion:I can’t believe I’d not ventured out West London already to tick-off this marvellous masseuse … although she only strips topless, for a VFM £60/hr, Linda truly delivers amazing FBSM with an incredible edging finale … truly lingam massage … indeed, this stock photo in her
Gallery is spot-on …
Hidden Image/Members Only… as Linda’s hand and fingers were
Positive-ly so. I’m chuffed to find another SP to add to
Masha,
Jasmine,
Maria and
Marta … and Linda for sure has secured another regular to add to her long list.