Aaaaargh!

[alsedge]

My first few days as a wannabe punter are not going well! Having spent several days wading through far too many crotch shots, getting ripped off for private piccies that are also face-obscured, discovering far too much about practices whose merits are utterly beyond me ... I know I'm weird. Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

[Helpinghand101]

In time you'll get to grips with what to look out for.

[nigel4498]

Welcome, perceive, you'll get there.
you could try Reverse Booking on AW if seeing other punters is an issue. Only been punting myself since last October but have found RB's to be the best value. Need to sort the wheat from the chaff though.
Oh and by the way, never pay for PG's
Good luck

[Matium]

Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

You'll have to tell us what part of the country you're in, if you want recommendations.

[wristjob]

Like anything else, you learn by mistakes. I would always say don't think too much for a first punt - you have no experience, no frame of reference. You need to get those first really.

[CBPaul]

Far too many crotch shots 

There is loads of information on here which will help you find your feet. Plus, when you find a profile or two that tickle your taste buds post links and I'm sure you'll get some feedback.

[vorian]

My first few days as a wannabe punter are not going well! Having spent several days wading through far too many crotch shots, getting ripped off for private piccies that are also face-obscured, discovering far too much about practices whose merits are utterly beyond me ... I know I'm weird. Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

This guide will help you negotiate the AW quagmire.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10.msg21;topicseen#msg21

[Rochdull lad]

You'll have to tell us what part of the country you're in, if you want recommendations.

Or go here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=3.0 , then to go the appropriate Regional Board.

My very first post on here was one of thanks to a member who had left a Negative Report on the Yorkshire and the Humber Board about someone I was toying with the idea of seeing.

[pleasure]

My first few days as a wannabe punter are not going well! Having spent several days wading through far too many crotch shots, getting ripped off for private piccies that are also face-obscured, discovering far too much about practices whose merits are utterly beyond me ... I know I'm weird. Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

Sadly, there's no rule that private galleries have to include a face pic. You're just paying for more pictures, usually ones that are dirtier/more revealing. If it doesn't say "face pics in PG", there's no reason to expect them.

It sounds like you're after a more romantic experience than most escorts can provide. Don't give up hope of ever finding it, there are girls like that out there. But it isn't going to be easy finding one, and it might involve going through a bunch of less suitable girls first. If that doesn't appeal to you, it might be best to give up on the whole idea now.

[alsedge]

Thanks for the responses chaps. I'm on N Lancs/Cumbria border (though I wasn't looking for specific recommendations - aren't there rules?). Just grumbling!

I know what I'm really looking for isn't in the paid market, and I just have to take the rough with the smooth if I go that way, and ignore the revolving door aspect. Other options are limited by circumstances, so it's this or nowt. 

Cheers

[vorian]

Thanks for the responses chaps. I'm on N Lancs/Cumbria border (though I wasn't looking for specific recommendations - aren't there rules?). Just grumbling!

I know what I'm really looking for isn't in the paid market, and I just have to take the rough with the smooth if I go that way, and ignore the revolving door aspect. Other options are limited by circumstances, so it's this or nowt. 

Cheers

Are you sure you shouldn't be on match.com then. Tbh this forum is all about paying for sexual services if you wany romance and a relationship you are not in the right place.

[alsedge]

Are you sure you shouldn't be on match.com then. Tbh this forum is all about paying for sexual services if you wany romance and a relationship you are not in the right place.

I'm prepared to pay for role play. Don't see the odds, if that's the role I'm after. I'm certainly not after an actual relationship with the lady! Like I said, circumstances don't permit other options - otherwise that's where I'd be. I'm not completely thick!

[yorkshire123]

My first few days as a wannabe punter are not going well! Having spent several days wading through far too many crotch shots, getting ripped off for private piccies that are also face-obscured, discovering far too much about practices whose merits are utterly beyond me ... I know I'm weird. Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

Yes you are

Thanks for the responses chaps. I'm on N Lancs/Cumbria border (though I wasn't looking for specific recommendations - aren't there rules?). Just grumbling!

I know what I'm really looking for isn't in the paid market, and I just have to take the rough with the smooth if I go that way, and ignore the revolving door aspect. Other options are limited by circumstances, so it's this or nowt. 

Cheers

If your after a virtual cuddle then your in the wrong place.

I'm prepared to pay for role play. Don't see the odds, if that's the role I'm after. I'm certainly not after an actual relationship with the lady! Like I said, circumstances don't permit other options - otherwise that's where I'd be. I'm not completely thick!

I beg to differ 

[NIK]

My first few days as a wannabe punter are not going well! Having spent several days wading through far too many crotch shots, getting ripped off for private piccies that are also face-obscured, discovering far too much about practices whose merits are utterly beyond me ... I know I'm weird. Pretty girl, nicely dressed, nice figure, GFE, sex not vital, pretend-romance, not meeting other clients on the way in/out ... I'm sure it's out there, but you have to wade through an awful lot of dark alleys first!

Welcome to the wonderful world of punting where according to Prossynet such things don't really happen. 

[Pompoy123]

Where are you based OP?

If anywhere near Victoria -https://www.adultwork.com/2323904 or External Link/Members Only

This girl was my first punt and very nice.

[Rochdull lad]

Thanks for the responses chaps. I'm on N Lancs/Cumbria border (though I wasn't looking for specific recommendations - aren't there rules?). Just grumbling!

I know what I'm really looking for isn't in the paid market, and I just have to take the rough with the smooth if I go that way, and ignore the revolving door aspect. Other options are limited by circumstances, so it's this or nowt. 

Cheers

The poor lad's already told you he's a good three or four hours away from there, Pompoy!

@ OP: Your posts make it sound like you're looking for GFE but really what you're looking for is a gf.  Having read some of the other comments on here, perhaps you ought to read through https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16474.0 , which starts off with a warning to other punters.

If Rule 1 of the Punting Club isn't "You're paying for a shag, not to start a relationship", then it ought to be, imo - I know; I've been there, but I'm better now.  And, as you'll see from that thread, it can be easy to fall for a WG [and be convinced by her acting skills that she's fallen for you] but the number of occasions when it "works" are so few as to be the exceptions which prove the rule.

[alsedge]

If your after a virtual cuddle then your in the wrong place.

So you're saying grumbling is frowned upon. Got it. 

[...I'm not completely thick]

I beg to differ 

Why thank 'ee, random internet stranger!

[cunnyhunt]

An interesting attitude to his responses from a first time poster.

Good luck with your stay here 

[vorian]

An interesting attitude to his responses from a first time poster.

Good luck with your stay here 

The style does remind me of a recent member with the way he responds point by point and quote by quote.

[alsedge]

@ OP: Your posts make it sound like you're looking for GFE but really what you're looking for is a gf. 

That's a fair summary. The lines can get blurred - but not if you're paying and others are too. I wouldn't be trawling the 'business' community for a partner.

If Rule 1 of the Punting Club isn't "You're paying for a shag, not to start a relationship", then it ought to be, imo - I know; I've been there, but I'm better now.  And, as you'll see from that thread, it can be easy to fall for a WG [and be convinced by her acting skills that she's fallen for you] but the number of occasions when it "works" are so few as to be the exceptions which prove the rule.

Fair enough. I may be green about punting, but I'm not green about women. THIS IS A BUSINESS TRANSACTION will be pasted on the inside of my eyelids. Being a good actress is a definite plus!

[cunnyhunt]

The style does remind me of a recent member with the way he responds point by point and quote by quote.

Agree. Must have the weekend off.

[alsedge]

The style does remind me of a recent member with the way he responds point by point and quote by quote.

Well, I'm not a sock-puppet, if that's what you fink! Genuine first timer. I'm familiar with BB formatting, is all.

Thanks for the welcomes, guarded and otherwise! 

[cunnyhunt]

Being a good actress is a definite plus!

The act will last until the ££££ have changed hands. In my experience what you are after will make you easy meat for prossies.

[alsedge]

The act will last until the ££££ have changed hands.

Yep! If it didn't I'd be suspicious anyway. Girl out of my league actually falls in love with me? No chance!

In my experience what you are after will make you easy meat for prossies.

You could be right. I may bottle it anyhow. Just looking, at the mo.

[vorian]

OP what exactly is it you are looking for.  A dinner date, an overnighter, you say a roleplay but to a degree every punt is a roleplay.

[alsedge]

An hour or two of attractive company with sex as a possibility rather than the objective, I guess. It's been a while. A bit more demure than the average in-your-face AW pitch, exasperation at which prompted my OP! 

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

you will be popular with the girls 

[alsedge]

you will be popular with the girls 

It's easy dosh!

[yorkshire123]

An hour or two of attractive company with sex as a possibility rather than the objective, I guess. It's been a while. A bit more demure than the average in-your-face AW pitch, exasperation at which prompted my OP! 

Put in a RB, you will be inundated with offers with those requirements. Prossies dream.

If your on the level then i wish you luck with your search.
If your not then enjoy your bit of fun before your banned 

[alsedge]

Put in a RB, you will be inundated with offers with those requirements. Prossies dream.

I dare say. All gotta start somewhere, right?

If [...]

I take it I stick out like a sore thumb here? Heh heh. A simple IP/email check by a mod would confirm that this is a novel login (proves nothing, of course). It's quite funny. I really doubt I'm that unusual among the tentative newbie fraternity. But most of 'em probably just stick to lurking! 

[vorian]

An hour or two of attractive company with sex as a possibility rather than the objective, I guess. It's been a while. A bit more demure than the average in-your-face AW pitch, exasperation at which prompted my OP! 

So that's a date then, not a punt. The point of seeing a prossie is the guarantee of sexual services in exchange for money, you might be best on %%% as they will throw themselves at you on there, however the "Attractive" company bit might be harder for them to sort out for you.

[yorkshire123]

So that's a date then, not a punt. The point of seeing a prossie is the guarantee of sexual services in exchange for money, you might be best on %%% as they will throw themselves at you on there, however the "Attractive" company bit might be harder for them to sort out for you.

  Mrs Y has just asked whats so funny with the football today as i keep laughing, got to stop reading UKP at the same time.

[pierrot]

North lancs/cumbria is a bit of a punting desert, you probably need to travel south, Preston is your first port of call, perhaps if you laid out what exactly you were seeking, experienced punters in the area could point you in the right direction.

[alsedge]

So that's a date then, not a punt.

Bit o'both - I'd be aiming for the prize, don't get me wrong, and want the choice to be mine. I just like to take the scenic route, and the road marked "3-hole-slut" would be a bit rough on the old suspension.

[alsedge]

North lancs/cumbria is a bit of a punting desert, you probably need to travel south, Preston is your first port of call, perhaps if you laid out what exactly you were seeking, experienced punters in the area could point you in the right direction.

Yes, I figured Preston would be the first port of call, or Blackpool. They both immediately call to mind something rough, though this girl looks amazing - the pics are stamped with a London agency, but it comes up on a Blackpool search: External Link/Members Only Whether she is active, or caters for GFE-for-newbies is another matter.

[Salt]

Yes, I figured Preston would be the first port of call, or Blackpool. They both immediately call to mind something rough, though this girl looks amazing - the pics are stamped with a London agency, but it comes up on a Blackpool search: External Link/Members Only Whether she is active, or caters for GFE-for-newbies is another matter.

The girl in question is Sophie Reade External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

I believe there are many WG who do social escorting; maybe that is a way in for you?

What is your budget?

[alsedge]

The girl in question is Sophie Reade External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

I believe there are many WG who do social escorting; maybe that is a way in for you?

What is your budget?

Cheers Salt - thought she was to good to be true! Curious that the pics have a Bravo Agency stamp, and that 'she' advertises in Blackpool as an escort. Which emphasises the need to tread carefully. The listed number is 50p-a-minute. As others have hinted, I'm just a knob with a wallet.

If I was travelling, something like Cheshire Outcalls sounds the kind of thing. However, booking a hotel just for this purpose would severely test my tight-arsed nature! And with the extra outlay I'd be double-pissed off if I'd been suckered in by a classy website or a girl who wasn't even available (such as Sophie Reade!). Nonetheless, I'd happily spend 120-200 an hour on the right girl.

[alsedge]

[...] something like Cheshire Outcalls [...]

I meant Cheshire Companions, but same diff I suppose.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I appreciate where you are coming from mister sledge. I also like a snog and a caress and some sensual and smiling time together before the main gymnastics. I have said many times the cherries, chocolates or strawberries, something inexpensive but friendly will help oil those GFE wheels. (see thread on gifts in progress right now).

Once the camouflage is over on to the real sex in whatever way you like it.

I have usually found the right ladies for this approach with careful sifting but many are more mature or larger than some punters on here are prepared to meet. Do not give up.

[Salt]

The girl in question is Sophie Reade External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

I believe there are many WG who do social escorting; maybe that is a way in for you?

What is your budget?

Cheers Salt - thought she was to good to be true! Curious that the pics have a Bravo Agency stamp, and that 'she' advertises in Blackpool as an escort. Which emphasises the need to tread carefully. The listed number is 50p-a-minute. As others have hinted, I'm just a knob with a wallet.

If I was travelling, something like Cheshire Outcalls sounds the kind of thing. However, booking a hotel just for this purpose would severely test my tight-arsed nature! And with the extra outlay I'd be double-pissed off if I'd been suckered in by a classy website or a girl who wasn't even available (such as Sophie Reade!). Nonetheless, I'd happily spend 120-200 an hour on the right girl.

Again I think the social escorting route might be your best best; there are plenty of WGs who offer this.

You need to do your research; use the forum and find girls with a proven track record then get in touch with said WGs and get something organised.......

Will it be a ball ache? probably

Will it take some time and effort? definitely

But this is punting..... 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Cheers Salt - thought she was to good to be true! Curious that the pics have a Bravo Agency stamp, and that 'she' advertises in Blackpool as an escort. Which emphasises the need to tread carefully. The listed number is 50p-a-minute. As others have hinted, I'm just a knob with a wallet.

If I was travelling, something like Cheshire Outcalls sounds the kind of thing. However, booking a hotel just for this purpose would severely test my tight-arsed nature! And with the extra outlay I'd be double-pissed off if I'd been suckered in by a classy website or a girl who wasn't even available (such as Sophie Reade!). Nonetheless, I'd happily spend 120-200 an hour on the right girl.



Again I think the social escorting route might be your best best; there are plenty of WGs who offer this.

You need to do your research; use the forum and find girls with a proven track record then get in touch with said WGs and get something organised.......

Will it be a ball ache? probably

Will it take some time and effort? definitely

But this is punting..... 

Tinder?

[Rochdull lad]

Again I think the social escorting route might be your best best; there are plenty of WGs who offer this.

You need to do your research; use the forum and find girls with a proven track record then get in touch with said WGs and get something organised.......

Will it be a ball ache? probably

Will it take some time and effort? definitely

But this is punting..... 

And if you do your homework and book a "social" WG who you hit it off with, then Bingo; you may find you've achieved both of your aims!

Just don't think she's your gf - she isn't; she's a WG whose body you rented for a while.

[Aspen]

The girl in question is Sophie Reade External Link/Members Only

A SCAM in other words.

I wonder if she knows.

[alsedge]

OK, thanks again for all the advice everyone. I'm certainly not about to imagine someone I'm paying is going to be a real gf. The thread on 'emotional attachment syndrome' made fascinating reading. Wuss that I am, the human side of this is as interesting as the sex. But having already fallen for someone I can't have, I'm not looking for another!

[wristjob]

The style does remind me of a recent member with the way he responds point by point and quote by quote.

Replace Italics with Bold and what you got.....

[Toshiba]

Im confused a little on this fellow, i want to say he looks fishy but something is holding me back

Crack on

[Horizontal pleasures]

Crack on

on Crack?

[alsedge]

Replace Italics with Bold and what you got.....

What you got is a case of mistaken identity, but I doubt anything I say will disabuse you of any notions you may be harbouring. Point me at one of this other punter's posts so I can see who I should try harder not to resemble in style/style/style? 

[vorian]

What you got is a case of mistaken identity, but I doubt anything I say will disabuse you of any notions you may be harbouring. Point me at one of this other punter's posts so I can see who I should try harder not to resemble in style/style/style? 

There you go.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=16451

[alsedge]

There you go.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=16451

Is it the use of ellipsis? Funny, there's a guy on a biochemistry board I frequent who got banned and returned in poorly-disguised sock-puppet form - his giveaway tic was excessive ellipsis (and overuse of the word 'shit'). But what can I say ... that guy's not me ... I really am as pathetic as I appear to be .