Author Topic: Naughty Massagist a.k.a Kelly - Barbican (Goswell Road)  (Read 5025 times)


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Offline NightKid

After having experienced a punt abroad which gave me the best B2B massage I've had (+FS) at serious VFM earlier this year, I've been keen to find something similar in London.
Bearing that in mind and following on from https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=28992.msg409175#msg409175 I decided to TOFT with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

With that bit of backstory off my chest, let's begin the review. First and foremost, the location is the flat on Goswell Rd which most of you who regularly punt near Barbican should know.

I should also mention that the one and only time I've punted here before, it was bad (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17640.msg274077#msg274077) so I approached the whole thing with trepidation and was ready to walk at the drop of a hat. In the end, I decided to chance £60 for 30 mins on the basis that I was able to reconfirm the services requested would be provided (it wasn't her behind the phone) and if it turned out bad again, I would be able to write this group off for good without hesitation.

Good:
Comms - 10/10 (Obligatory positive really. Replies were prompt and faultless but since I've had a bad experience in this place, there's this notion of being lured in with false promises ... especially now that I realise there's a receptionist involved)
Attitude - 10/10 (Friendly, eager to please, and all services were delivered enthusiastically. Even offered to find me a bigger towel when I complained about the size of the ones in the bathroom)
Massage - 8/10 (While the massage itself was good in its own right & she did this ball cupping thing that I liked, I was honestly expecting more since she advertised as a specialist. Predictably, she didn't do B2B after all)
Kissing - 9/10 (Deep, plenty of tongue, and didn't taste of smoke. I'm only withholding the final point as it wasn't the greatest DFK I've experienced)
OWO - 8/10 (Erotic, but just slightly too much hands for my liking. Not much eye contact as well)
Sex - 9/10 (Great ... plenty of passion in mish coupled with DFK, neck-kissing, and ear-licking. Again, final point only withheld because 1 position was done)

Meh:
Appearance - 7/10 (Girl in the pics and honest about being size 12 but has a belly & bulk that can't be seen clearly in her free gallery which is certainly flattering. Imo she's likely early thirties as well but I find her face relatively attractive despite the flaws, hence the score. Also, had a small piercing in her right brow when I saw her today)

Bad:
Punctuality - 6/10 (Was buzzed in 10 mins late and there was this fat bloke coming out of the common entrance as I entered so I immediately assumed the worst. Had to wait an extra 5 mins at the door to boot while I heard someone in the shower)
Hygiene - 5/10 (I thought her pussy was a bit salty. Since I assumed the worst prior, I assumed the worst again. The thing is, the rest of her body was fine and I've had pussies that tasted similar initially but turned out alright in the end)

Aggregate score: 8.0

Objectively, I can tell she was a good'un hence why I've marked her as positive. However, factoring in my bad experience with the WG previously associated with this group, I'm not sure I would've taken the plunge if I'd known the location in Barbican beforehand. As a matter of fact, I still dislike certain ways in which they operate ... so much so, that I'm not even sure if I'd return again despite my positive experience today. In closing, my advice to those who would punt with WGs at this Goswell Rd flat would be; make sure you reconfirm the services you require in person, and always risk what you deem affordable if you ever TOFT with one of them.

P.S. Before anyone asks, I didn't try anal.
P.P.S. I'm still on the lookout for a WG who offers B2B + FS ... basically, an Emma Cute (External Link/Members Only) but at half the cost. Drop me a note if you think you've found one.
Edit: P.P.P.S. Received an AW FB that says "Always a pleasure to see this lovely gent" despite my first time meeting the girl in question ... fuck these disconnected receptionists.  :angry:
« Last Edit: May 01, 2014, 10:09:58 pm by NightKid »

Offline NightKid

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emma really isnt that great looking and imho not worth the 200 quids. i visited her when it was 150.

it was just really plain and boring and without CIM.

didnt write a report as i felt it should be a negative punt but she did service as advertised.

150 better off seeing english blonde chloe

Offline NightKid

emma really isnt that great looking and imho not worth the 200 quids. i visited her when it was 150.

it was just really plain and boring and without CIM.

didnt write a report as i felt it should be a negative punt but she did service as advertised.

150 better off seeing english blonde chloe

Oh? Are you saying her nuru/B2B isn't that great either?