TOPLESS Massage - Linda - Ladbroke Grove

[DavieOne]

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Quick Summary: Seen her a couple times, before she took her COVID break. Both times had a great session from a provider with very good VFM.

Onto the review.

I've seen Linda twice and had a great time. The first time the booking I sampled her body to body massage, FBSM. It was performed on her bed rather than the massage table as expected, hope to try the massage table at some point in the future. It was very sensual as expected and there were plenty of cheeky strokes throughout. She used some scentless massage oil to help her glide along and I was in bliss for around 40 minutes, eyes closed, actually quite relaxing. I requested it was soft as I wasn't in the mood for one of those hard hitting thai massages, which can be great but sometimes you don't fancy feeling like you've just been run over by a 4x4 . In the last 20 minutes or so was when she got to work with a nice ball massage and gentle strokes. I've not had too many massages before this and when I had opted for a happy ending, my prior experiences had always been rush jobs trying to make me finish as soon as possible which actually at times has been rather uncomfortable. I have to say the experience with Linda was completely different, felt more like an art form rather than leaving my feeling like an milked cow.

A few weeks after I got the itch again, and instead opted for a 30 minute lingam. I was so impressed with the ending of the last session I decided to just skip to the good bit. And a good bit it was! The 30 minutes was a long edging session until a grand finish. I think, I preferred the lingam over the FBSM, but I suppose it all depends on your mood on the day.

Logistics
To reach her, I had to email her at the address provided on the profile to which I received an auto reply with her number. After that sent a few texts and the first booking was sorted. Second time I had already had her number.
Paid £60 the first time
£40 the second

Location
Decent flat at the time. She's now since moved to another place in London. Old place was extremely easy to find, but not discrete at all as its on a main road.

Looks
6/10


Positives:
Extreme VFM
Good FBSM
Even better Lingam

Neutral:
Underwear stays on during fbsm, not an issue for me, but may be for others?

Negatives:
Area wasn’t discrete at all

Would I return?
Definitely if I return to punting after C19 disappears.

[London]

Thanks for the review. New here and really interested in her as a first 'punt' so she's at the top of my HL, been looking at skilled B2B/FBSMs without full service to start with so she pretty much ticks all the boxes. 

Must be doing something right if she has a 100% positive UKP rating despite keeping her underwear on. Too bad she's only available right now for 2 weeks to regulars but will definitely try to get a booking 'post' covid if she's still around. Seems a really good VFM.   

[tantraman]

Glad you enjoyed, OP ... Linda is 'lingam massage' personified ... her hands/fingers/skill are just bloody marvellous!

Looks
6/10

... and bodyshot photos collected here

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Looks
6/10

You say 6/10 - could you elaborate on her looks?

Any scars, marks, acne, nose, eyes, eyebrows, etc.

[DavieOne]

Thanks for the review. New here and really interested in her as a first 'punt' so she's at the top of my HL, been looking at skilled B2B/FBSMs without full service to start with so she pretty much ticks all the boxes.

You won't go wrong here, good luck!

Glad you enjoyed, OP ... Linda is 'lingam massage' personified ... her hands/fingers/skill are just bloody marvellous!

Ain't that the truth, great service! If you've got any similar recommendations, throw them my way as your a much bigger expert than I 

Looks
6/10

You say 6/10 - could you elaborate on her looks?

Any scars, marks, acne, nose, eyes, eyebrows, etc.

Has a nice body as seen in the pictures on the profile. Nice face but some of her teeth are stained which is my biggest gripe.  Without the teeth issue, easily a 7.5.

[tantraman]

Looks
6/10

You say 6/10 - could you elaborate on her looks?

Any scars, marks, acne, nose, eyes, eyebrows, etc.

If I may ...

Looks:

Who knows if these photos are of Linda, as there are no face shots …

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… plus I can’t spot Linda’s distinctive warty mole just below the side of her right boob or discerning script tattoo along the inside of her right forearm. Either way, the body-form in the photos is accurate, as Linda is 5’5” and Size 8 with 36B pert tits and round firm ass. I liked her creamy smooth skin and long dark brown hair descending to skim her ass … her girl-next-door face is sadly spoiled by stained upper front teeth.

Linda is stated as 33 years old, but looks younger … and she is Hungarian with excellent English, having been here for at least 3 years. And of course she is a no-messing trained masseuse.

[Akuar]

Anyone think the stains on teeth is due to drug use? IV / crack?

[Audreyfanx]

She is tea total.

[44ster]

She is tea total.

...& what's more she's teetotal 

[ttr]

Its a romanian thing. A lot of them have this problem, many have now fixed it with false teeth. I went to see her a couple of weeks back for the 3rd time, and the service and attitude from hers rubbish. her  place and service has gone down hill big time. The main problem was touching her, she made me get up and wash my hands mid time, cause i got close to her  pussy. lost all interest after that and ended up leaving with a sack full.

[welby]

Just wondering why she should make you wash your hands mid session, after all said and done, it's her body or body part that you touched.... strange   

[ttr]

she makes you wash your hands when you enter, which is fair. But she has a rule of no pussy touching. Again I can repeat that, I had asked her if she could straddle me, facing away so I did not have to see her unattractive face, and just plat with her body, whilst she did her thing. I have to admit it was going great as usual, But... she stops, gets off, tells me she feels uncomfortable, makes me wash my hands, she washes hers. We then continue from where we left off. But she now has a wet bottom.  I tried to enjoy it again, was not gonna happen as I was disappointed in her initial action. I basically think she was self conscious of not being immaculately clean round the back, But I say she was clean, other wise I would of stopped straight away if a bad wifi was in the air. She said shit about STDs and TB spreading..... I won't be going back that for sure.