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[PapaSmurf]

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im surprised she hasn't been mentioned yet. surely the biggest on AW? this is abit overkill for me but im sure HBL will be up for the task. her Twitter and insta are easy enough to find if you want more pics.

Seems she's only just started escorting this year according to her profile (unless it's a new account). Followed her on twitter for a while. I might actually get in contact.

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[TAblackhawk]

Seems she's only just started escorting this year according to her profile (unless it's a new account). Followed her on twitter for a while. I might actually get in contact.

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I contacted a few weeks ago but I couldn't make it and check her profile last week. where she raised her minimum price to 550 however she has now gone back to reasonable prices. she must be new as she has not decided on her price range yet!

[bbwandy72]

Only one problem you've gotta add a trip to Italy
Can you provide some brief highlights

Well, it was too long ago to leave a review now, but it was while she was in London. She'd hiked her prices up massively for her trip over here (from memory, she doubled them), and I did discuss getting a cheap flight to Italy instead and paying her much lower Italian prices which she was up for. But I decided to go for the lazy option and just pay the extra to see her in the UK. She was actually quite easy to get along with and relatively down to earth. Her English was so so. Good enough to get by most of the time, but we had to use Google translate on her phone on a couple of occasions. Loves her nipples being played with. Obsessively clean. Asked me to shower again between rounds. Unbelievably huge tits, which were rock hard. HBL would have loved them! She had Sergei come down to the hotel lobby to meet her and take me up to the room, which was disconcerting. I nearly bailed, but decided to take the risk and go along with it, and I'm glad I did.

[Mstar86]

It’s a shame she’s in Kent. I would’ve loved to have met her. There’s no way I’ll ever be bothered enough to make the trek.

She’s advertising upcoming dates on her profile, so probably does do escort meets. If her location isn’t too bad for you it may be worth an enquiry.

Yeah I may enquire to how far into Kent or Essex she is but both seem way to inconvenient if I’m honest. She may pop up more centrally soon.

Meets are mentioned pretty clearly
Only one way to find out
Crack on & good luck
We await your update

Yes, meets are mentioned which is why I’m surprised there’s no intel yet. Not even an AW review.

I would also need confirmation she’s definitely not TS before I booked.

[Lordlucan_uk]

Seems she's only just started escorting this year according to her profile (unless it's a new account). Followed her on twitter for a while. I might actually get in contact.

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I have booked to see her next Thursday, so will share feedback

She is pricey, but no one else in the UK comes close to her size

[Mstar86]

I have booked to see her next Thursday, so will share feedback

She is pricey, but no one else in the UK comes close to her size

How did it go?

[Momodan38]

I have booked to see her next Thursday, so will share feedback

She is pricey, but no one else in the UK comes close to her size

How did it go?

It’ll be good to know indeed. I’ve been seeing her videos on her socials. Even with the filter turned on to maximum her face just isn’t my cup of tea, factor in her location and I’ll probably never bother.

[Lordlucan_uk]

How did it go?

I had to reschedule to the middle of the month due to some personal reasons.  She charges extra for everything, but is super easy and nice to deal with via WhatsApp

[Lordlucan_uk]

It’ll be good to know indeed. I’ve been seeing her videos on her socials. Even with the filter turned on to maximum her face just isn’t my cup of tea, factor in her location and I’ll probably never bother.

I like her look, but for many she will be someone you meet because of the boobs

[Momodan38]

I like her look, but for many she will be someone you meet because of the boobs

TBH I can get past the face if she her location was a little more convenient for me. Let us know how it goes, good luck.

[Lordlucan_uk]

I contacted a few weeks ago but I couldn't make it and check her profile last week. where she raised her minimum price to 550 however she has now gone back to reasonable prices. she must be new as she has not decided on her price range yet!

In person she is one of the loviest people, super friendly and fun to spend time with.  I think she looks better in person, less filters in real life, as she is very pretty and if you like the bimbo look you’ll like her.

I would say she is more 2500cc than 4500, but if you like a big arse then she is your woman as it’s huge.

Price wise she is very expensive, with everything from outfit choice to OWO and reverse oral being extra.  550 is just the basic base rate

If she weren’t so expensive I would go back

[Mstar86]

In person she is one of the loviest people, super friendly and fun to spend time with.  I think she looks better in person, less filters in real life, as she is very pretty and if you like the bimbo look you’ll like her.

I would say she is more 2500cc than 4500, but if you like a big arse then she is your woman as it’s huge.

Price wise she is very expensive, with everything from outfit choice to OWO and reverse oral being extra.  550 is just the basic base rate

If she weren’t so expensive I would go back

Ahhh nice you ended up seeing her?

2500cc is quite a dramatic size difference from what’s advertised, did she tell you they weren’t 4500cc?
Maybe her being 5’3” makes them seem bigger?

Did you just opt for basic then? Does seem pricey (sorry for questions, I should just await the review lol)

[Lordlucan_uk]

She says she is 4500, but I’ve met enough ladies in the 2-3,00 range to feel she was covering.  They are still very big, just not XXXL

[Lordlucan_uk]

She says she is 4500, but I’ve met enough ladies in the 2-3,00 range to feel she was covering.  They are still very big, just not XXXL

Review posted.  My conclusion is really lovely lady, but too pricey to justify another meet at her current size

[Hugeboobslover]

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I am considering to see British Doll Layla as my first escort in 2026. Any intelligence? Mixed reviews on here….

HBL

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[webpunter]

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Adding the Awank link a good start place
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What are you like ? 

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She's in my manor & she's usually got a VulvaS ad running
Some rack on her however way above my budget
& her bumbum too big for me too

Edit:  she must have had a previous Awank profile as nothing showing
I recall one UKPer described her as a footy WAG, lower league table not the Prem

[Momodan38]

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I am considering to see British Doll Layla as my first escort in 2026. Any intelligence? Mixed reviews on here….

HBL

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Adding the Awank link a good start place
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I wonder if she ever tours London?

[webpunter]

found the previous profile
for those interested
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[Lordlucan_uk]

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I am considering to see British Doll Layla as my first escort in 2026. Any intelligence? Mixed reviews on here….

HBL

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She is on my radar for this year.  Curious as to how large her implants are as she looks like she could be 1000Cc+, but I think she also had large boobs to start

[paul_tall_]

I recall one UKPer described her as a footy WAG, lower league table not the Prem

That was me ;-)
She is/was a sweet girl maybe not as ditsy as i said as seems to be using her looks and how they have been enhanced cosmetically since i met her as her income stream across a number of the usual platforms.
She is a tiny girl height wise, and as her profile states tiny feet. At the time she was a bucket list to tick off. The photos that she has now for me arnt that appealing.

[webpunter]

That was me ;-)
She is/was a sweet girl maybe not as ditsy as i said as seems to be using her looks and how they have been enhanced cosmetically since i met her as her income stream across a number of the usual platforms.
She is a tiny girl height wise, and as her profile states tiny feet. At the time she was a bucket list to tick off. The photos that she has now for me arnt that appealing.

 

Just [re] read the review
Nowhere near the Prem rather 'Non league'

I wont be finding out if she can take a stud in the box or sticking one in the back of the net 
Coat ...

[BillT]

to each their own.  I'd title this thread "worst" at least based on the most recent contributions

I kind of agree with you. Los of the ladies posted in the last couple of pages dont appeal to me.

I know lots of guys like enormous fake tits. And all power to them.

My preference when it comes to enhancements is for a slim girl size 6/8  with some bolts on that are large, and clearly pert and not natural, but not enormous. So a D cup at most.

[DastardlyDick]

That was me ;-)
She is/was a sweet girl maybe not as ditsy as i said as seems to be using her looks and how they have been enhanced cosmetically since i met her as her income stream across a number of the usual platforms.
She is a tiny girl height wise, and as her profile states tiny feet. At the time she was a bucket list to tick off. The photos that she has now for me arnt that appealing.

Nice peachy arse too.

[Hugeboobslover]

She is on my radar for this year.  Curious as to how large her implants are as she looks like she could be 1000Cc+, but I think she also had large boobs to start

Hey Lord Lucan,

She has 1050cc implants. Met her last week. Will post a review shortly.

HBL

[Lordlucan_uk]

Hey Lord Lucan,

She has 1050cc implants. Met her last week. Will post a review shortly.

HBL

Was just looking to pay her a visit and she’s already left AW.  So you got in just in time

[bbwandy72]

Was just looking to pay her a visit and she’s already left AW.  So you got in just in time

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[TAblackhawk]

It’ll be good to know indeed. I’ve been seeing her videos on her socials. Even with the filter turned on to maximum her face just isn’t my cup of tea, factor in her location and I’ll probably never bother.

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she has been a naughty girl. also has her mugshot. avoid.

[TallnHung]

Oh dear....
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she has been a naughty girl. also has her mugshot. avoid.

Fuck me she's quite grim too in those pics.  Even a tit hound like me ain't going there

[Lordlucan_uk]

Oh dear....
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she has been a naughty girl. also has her mugshot. avoid.

Glad I didn’t take my watch off during the meet

She should be lowering her rates to get more customers given what she owes

[Momodan38]

I found myself bumping into a few SPs that may entice HBL and other fake boob lovers. I’ll review properly in a few weeks or so.

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Saw via an agency initially but later found an AW link with lower rates.

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She is older and slimmer IRL when compared to the pics. But a solid GFE provider.

Breasts are on the smaller side, but pop out given slim frame.

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Similarly saw her via agency aswell. Thankfully I’ve also found an AW link 

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Really slim frame makes her boobs really pop, she’s also managed to retain some meat on her backside too 

Another solid GFE provider.

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Big fake ass (+small waist) as a bonus 

Pleasant punt, more then a P&D less then a full on GFE. She does require a deposit though.

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[Lordlucan_uk]

Both new to me.  Elena looks good