Rudest thing an SP has ever said to you during a punt

[SayLess]

Had something similar from a WG when I was fucking her arse....”you have the perfect sized cock for anal “......I also wasn’t sure if it was a compliment or an insult

But I see what you mean. It's right up there with the classic "You have a perfect face for radio"   

[mh]

I find it baffling how many around here seem to like the look of flat chested, plain looking girls. But there's something out there for everyone.

Yes, I get it. But few, if any, flat chested/small boobed women opted for surgery to achieve their tits!   

[Hotpocket]

"Finish?" repeated every 30s...

Yep had this, so off putting

[Bonker]

Ugly girl, B&S, decided to walk. Said "sorry but I'm not staying".
"What! Are you queer? (her pejorative term, not mine".
"er no"
"Go and play with yourself then you little wanker".

I'm not little 

[Cum_again]

Thai girl told me my tits were bigger than hers...


There’s ways to be told you need to go on a diet and there’s better ways

[Longshot]

"Fuck off, now give me £20 before i stick this in you (small pocket knife)"

Being robbed by a crack head street whore back in the late 90's 

[tb_999]

Mine was during a massage a few years ago where a Thai girl was insisted that I used to be fat and had lost a lot of weight (which incidentally I hadn't!)

[lamboman]

Had something similar from a WG when I was fucking her arse....”you have the perfect sized cock for anal “......I also wasn’t sure if it was a compliment or an insult

I've had that one too and to make it worse the girl was probably size zero.

[Stevelondon]

This was not on a punt so I do not know if it counts or not.
I recently messaged a girl on AW and politely asked if reverse oral would be considered.
I did also say that I could not see it being offered on her list of services but am asking anyway.
I assure you the wording I used was politeness itself.

I got a reply telling me to read her profile and that I must be some kind of moron. She also went on to say she would never let someone as unintelligent as me go near her pussy with my tongue and that I had to be a fool because I was paying for sex.

I wondered if she saw the irony in that last remark but then again I suppose not.

[JJDelta]

This was not on a punt so I do not know if it counts or not.
I recently messaged a girl on AW and politely asked if reverse oral would be considered.
I did also say that I could not see it being offered on her list of services but am asking anyway.
I assure you the wording I used was politeness itself.

I got a reply telling me to read her profile and that I must be some kind of moron. She also went on to say she would never let someone as unintelligent as me go near her pussy with my tongue and that I had to be a fool because I was paying for sex.

I wondered if she saw the irony in that last remark but then again I suppose not.

Least you can do is share the message and we'll judge it haha. WG is letting the money go to her head, treating potential customers like that is so rude.

[ProjectFun]

During what turned out to be the worst punt of my life with a 22 year old Hungarian Sp,who happened to be really fit.After giving her the money she turned into the most unfriendly,miserable bitch,feeling uncomfortable I said can I do 30mins instead,she said sorry no money back.I then resigned myself to making the best of a bad situation,well I would have done but the only condoms she had were a bit big for me so when trying to shag her she kept stopping all the time to check it hadn't come off.After a while I got fed up and said to her,how about Owo as you advertise this and she said I do that but I'm not going to suck a 90 years old dick,I was only a fairly young looking 50 year old at the time.What I had not realised at the time  is that she had probably just come over before Christmas of that year to make some money,then bugger of home,so didn't give a dam about quality of service.

[rubric]

Thai girl told me my tits were bigger than hers...

Generally found that Asian girls can be very frank when they aren't in flattery/little girl mode - I had a (civvy) thai girl tell me that my body hair made me look like a monkey (tbf I'm pretty hairy).

[RogerBoner]

I was receiving a blowjob from a Thai called Britney, just before CIM she took it out, said "I hate you!" The she put it back in to take my modest load.
 

[Eeyore]

This happened early last year or late the year before, can’t remember for sure.

She said in a panting thick European accent (she was born in Czech Republic but lived in Germany) “don’t stop licking my wet cunt, keep going, keep going”

I did stop, I couldn’t stop laughing, initially she wasn’t amused but then saw the funny side when I explained. Ultimately the time I spent with her was longer than planned so she received more €’s and was happy.

[Bonker]

I was receiving a blowjob from a Thai called Britney, just before CIM she took it out, said "I hate you!" The she put it back in to take my modest load.
 

Maybe it was a line of lyrics from a Britney Spears song and she was role playing?

[DouglasReynholm]

SPs are well-known for being rude when you haven't read their profiles, no wonder is it, when they go on for 2000 words or something. I press CTRL F and type a word I'm interested in!

During what turned out to be the worst punt of my life with a 22 year old Hungarian Sp,who happened to be really fit.After giving her the money she turned into the most unfriendly,miserable bitch,feeling uncomfortable I said can I do 30mins instead,she said sorry no money back.I then resigned myself to making the best of a bad situation,well I would have done but the only condoms she had were a bit big for me so when trying to shag her she kept stopping all the time to check it hadn't come off.After a while I got fed up and said to her,how about Owo as you advertise this and she said I do that but I'm not going to suck a 90 years old dick,I was only a fairly young looking 50 year old at the time.What I had not realised at the time  is that she had probably just come over before Christmas of that year to make some money,then bugger of home,so didn't give a dam about quality of service.

Welcome to UKP, Mr. Fun. Hope you aren't accused of being a pimp here more than twice an hour.

This happened early last year or late the year before, can’t remember for sure.
She said in a panting thick European accent (she was born in Czech Republic but lived in Germany) “don’t stop licking my wet cunt, keep going, keep going”
I did stop, I couldn’t stop laughing, initially she wasn’t amused but then saw the funny side when I explained. Ultimately the time I spent with her was longer than planned so she received more €’s and was happy.

Can you explain it to us too? Are we missing something here? Non-prosies say some funny things when they reach the shaking stage, grunting and swearing, but that's another thread...

[alabama1]

Thought i would share this, though it was more cheeky than rude, and before , rather than during the punt. Couple of years ago saw a young petite Hungarian girl ( i think) named Irina, (yes her with the skin tag on her arse) close to Spaghetti junction Birmingham. Parked up and text to say i had arrived. She asked me if i had got some pound coins on me for the electricity meter, as it happened i had £5 worth. Found the house, which was a bit of a dump, had the punt, but she never reimbursed me the cheeky cow !   

[Bhamguy]

Few years back went for a massage  with a hE half way through massage which was nice little bits of chat etc  was just relaxing  hands going up to my ass when all of a sudden she let rip a lite fart  in which her reply was sorry lol

[HailWood]

I recall a duo that I’d arranged with two reg SPs who had never met beforehand. It was a fabulous punt (which I reviewed). Both lasses were genuinely bi-sexual (which is why I arranged it) and they definitely got carried away. Mid punt these two were going at each other better than any porn scene I have witnessed, when one of the girls looked across at me and said “are you still here?”.......

[Bhamguy]

Are them pair still on here

[mh]

I recall a duo that I’d arranged with two reg SPs who had never met beforehand. It was a fabulous punt (which I reviewed). Both lasses were genuinely bi-sexual (which is why I arranged it) and they definitely got carried away. Mid punt these two were going at each other better than any porn scene I have witnessed, when one of the girls looked across at me and said “are you still here?”.......

 

That could be quite a turn-on, as long as they then got back to servicing you.

[HailWood]

That could be quite a turn-on, as long as they then got back to servicing you.

Indeed it was (and typical of these girls SOH)  and indeed they did as you can read for yourself on my review.

Are them pair still on here

Sadly Lucie is retired but Hanna is still going.

[DouglasReynholm]

A duo with 2 girls that have never met? That's risky, wouldn't do that, you could end up paying £250 p/h for awkwardness. When they advertise a duo partner it's reliable.

Before the punt one of them said to me "where's my fucking phone?!" and started looking around the flat, panicking. Sensing this punt wasn't going to start til she found it, I said "ring it with your normal phone."

[RLondon99]

Not a thing said but done (or rather not done). Cute redhead tantric massage girl fell asleep while wanking me off.

I considered that rude.

[Tongue in Cheeks]

I recall a WG, Jessie G of Leeds, telling me that I had a small cock, to stop licking pussy because I was crap, my behaviour for meeting her is disgusting, I should be ashamed of myself and that she love taking money from losers like me.

My crime? I sent a text after the meeting to say thank you for your time, as I always do, and all I added was that I felt we not got 20 mins instead of 30. Fuck knows what she would have said if I had said or done something bad.

Thankfully this is the only time in 3/4 years this has happened. My feedback from other punt is jibing like this evil fucker said.

[HailWood]

A duo with 2 girls that have never met? That's risky, wouldn't do that, you could end up paying £250 p/h for awkwardness. When they advertise a duo partner it's reliable.

Quite to the contrary, my best duos have been where I have introduced two girls to each other.

[DouglasReynholm]

My feedback from other punt is jibing like this evil fucker said.

Eh?

I never text them afterwards, too needy. Some of them have texted me and I have sometimes replied though.

Quite to the contrary, my best duos have been where I have introduced two girls to each other.

Were they civilians? I've had duos with them: at least one will be nervous and if you go for a slash when you come back they'll be talking about Coronation Street. Difficult to get it back on track after that.

[DASBOOT]

Visited a Thai girl once and she showed me a picture of one of her friends. I asked for her number, meaning does she escort, and the Thai girl got the wrong end of the stick, suggesting that I wanted to date her. Her response was, she only dates really good looking guys.

Phoned up an Asian Brothel that I frequented a few years ago and was told the girl was busy. As I knew the location of the establishment, I just sat outside. This really good looking guy came out of the building (it was a tall block of flats) with a spring in his step and grin on his face. I then got a message saying she was ready. I was buzzed in and the girl I was seeing had a miserable face and cold persona. I cannot be sure, but I think they guy had just visited her, and she genuinely liked him, then was dealt a reality check when I walked in.

Visited an Asian girl and when I took my clothes off, her response was, FAT. I put my clothes back on and walked.

[sparkus]

Visited a Thai girl once and she showed me a picture of one of her friends. I asked for her number, meaning does she escort, and the Thai girl got the wrong end of the stick, suggesting that I wanted to date her. Her response was, she only dates really good looking guys.

Phoned up an Asian Brothel that I frequented a few years ago and was told the girl was busy. As I knew the location of the establishment, I just sat outside. This really good looking guy came out of the building (it was a tall block of flats) with a spring in his step and grin on his face. I then got a message saying she was ready. I was buzzed in and the girl I was seeing had a miserable face and cold persona. I cannot be sure, but I think they guy had just visited her, and she genuinely liked him, then was dealt a reality check when I walked in.

Visited an Asian girl and when I took my clothes off, her response was, FAT. I put my clothes back on and walked.

Body fat on men is generally a sign of shame and ill discipline among Asian women, even if you just have a modest beer gut/spare tyre (I mean, I personally don't know anyone who does but...) they will point it out negatively.

I also note they're pretty harsh on each other on that score as well.

[DASBOOT]

It does seem to be a cultural grievance. Although, they seem to have very poor table manners. They suck the food up like a hoover

[Tonyg]

..... “Are you that bloke from Not Going Out on the telly.... Lee Mack?”

Very rude!

[HailWood]

Were they civilians? I've had duos with them: at least one will be nervous and if you go for a slash when you come back they'll be talking about Coronation Street. Difficult to get it back on track after that.

Nope, this was introducing regs to each other where I felt they would work well together. Here is one example -

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252480.0

[notcalledchris]

..... “Are you that bloke from Not Going Out on the telly.... Lee Mack?”

Very rude!

I'd certainly ride his on screen missus

[Tongue in Cheeks]

My feedback on other punts is nothing like this evil fucker said.

That’s what the last line on my previous post should say. My apologies.

[Redpunt]

Heres some money back because you came quick...

Not sure if its rude or a positive 

[mh]

Heres some money back because you came quick...

Not sure if its rude or a positive 

Whichever you feel it is, the first bit is a fucking miracle.

[Redpunt]

Whichever you feel it is, the first bit is a fucking miracle.

Tis true, some of the southwest lads will be able to vouch for the certain WG

[nike]

Not a thing said but done (or rather not done). Cute redhead tantric massage girl fell asleep while wanking me off.

I considered that rude.

This happened to me also but even worse.
It was before my ukp days, wasn't a wg as such, it was a site , I think was called fuck buddies ir something similar. I arranged a meet with a Pakistani girl, went out to dinner and drinks, back to her place, she started giving me a blowjob and she nodded off ,with my dick in her mouth. She just about bit my dick off as she had startled herself awake. Just got dressed and left.

[Blackpool Rock]

Tis true, some of the southwest lads will be able to vouch for the certain WG

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[Redpunt]

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External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[3Chabuddygee]

I used to frequent a Oriental joint on Caledonian Road, london. One of the ladies said to me, think she was Thai ‘You fuck with me, I cut your fucking dick off baby’. It was funny at the time, I told the owner; she always asked me how the girl was, she was fuming. Said, I should of told her, would of told her off.

[arnemgreeves]

saw a ts escort in MK.

I figure from the outset she didn't really like me.
as soon as i came in, and I was unchanging, she asked if is was autistic since i didn't talk to her. well i was unchanging, and not looking to immediately talk? and why autistic? that was a red flag, since she clearly had an issue with autistic people.

she then tried to fuck around with my mind, and asking me "what I was thinking?" and then telling me about forgiveness.
so i left her a review about her and we both were on an escort board, but then she contacted me by telephone and we sorted it out. i mistook her language in a way, and she said she was sorry.

other than this, i can't recall what else. if somebody is rude, i just leave and then give them a bad review and don't visit them again.

[arnemgreeves]

These are hilarioussss

well the "ugly" and "hideous" men who see you are literally providing you with a living. so you should be grateful.
for the same reason why you shouldn't be told to f-off if you go to a corner shop, or frequent any other establishment.