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Author Topic: Worst thing a WG ever said to you  (Read 14180 times)

Offline waxman

Well, honestly I have only ever met two wg's that are tight.


"I think I am going to fart", she said and then she burped while I was in mish position on top.

"I am coming on" by which she meant her period was starting.

'Let's clean him up, shall we" taking a wet one to mister happy just when he was hard enough to poke her properly. A skilfully applied wet one at the start when I take of my pants is actually a nice way to get me going, like a caress, but later on no good at all.






Offline big8red8

Had about 6 pints then picked up an oriental escort in a bar.  Took her back to the hotel for some fun.  We both stripped off to have a quick shower first.

She looks at me naked and says "You don't work out".


Offline kong

"you're tall and skinny"

being self conscious about my weight i couldnt keep a hardon for the rest of the session

so when i put on 30 pounds after rigorous weight lifting and saw her 2 years later it felt great to blast one off in her mouth

 :lol:

Offline johor299

A girl in Shanghai, who arrived at my hotel dressed like a completely over-the-top hooker: High heels, miniskirt barely covering her bum, tits on show:

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The reception staff saw me enter, and they'll detain me and call the police when I leave.

I ended up giving her a pair of old jeans, and old t-shirt, so she could leave with less suspicion.
Banning reason: Creating multiple accounts

Online mothra

Me: Can I kiss you you?

Girl: You are getting your money's worth, aren't you?

Offline Borat

Get off me and I give money back!

Couldn't complain after nearly 30 mins into hour punt.

My second ever punt, I pre-wanked so that I didn't blow to quickly (I was younger at the time, don't judge me ;) )

When I met the girl we had sex and indeed I didn't blow too quickly. She let me cum on her face, and since I'd not got a full tank it was less than she expected. She looked at me sort of judgingly and said 'is that really all you can manage?'
Even though I knew why, was still kind of hurtful :(

"I'm an escort not a prostitute"   :dash:   I didnt bother arguing the point - she wasnt that great.  :lol:

Offline vorian

"I'm an escort not a prostitute"   :dash:   I didnt bother arguing the point - she wasnt that great.  :lol:

I would have replied "Well in that case, if you're not a prostitute, can I have my money back please". 
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I still fucked her - she just wanted a bit of chat first - and I wasnt in that kind of mood

Offline vorian

I still fucked her - she just wanted a bit of chat first - and I wasnt in that kind of mood

Oh, I assumed she told you that after you fucked her.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

20 minutes in and probably 30 seconds away from blowing round 1:
...stop, stop, wait there, yes I'm bleeding (run to bathroom, wipes herself, comes back) right what do you want to do now?

Think the reply was. "I want to fucking leave"

Then in Asia with local bar girl she asked..."do you have condoms?"
me..."no, do you?"
her..."no, but you're clean right?"  :scare:
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and finally just a couple of months ago 10 mins in and whilst working hard at RO
..."why don't you just fuck me already"

Offline gorge

"i don't do anal much and then only with really small guys ..... go ahead    :unknown:


Amy Chloe, manchester 'legend'
Had wanted to see her for years for bum fun...her forte apparently.
Finally booked in & she goes
"I'm not doing a - levels today'' - 'hun''
Double pisser. No brown hole & was called 'hun'

Offline waxman

Amy Chloe, manchester 'legend'
Had wanted to see her for years for bum fun...her forte apparently.
Finally booked in & she goes
"I'm not doing a - levels today'' - 'hun''
Double pisser. No brown hole & was called 'hun'

Ooooh painful ;)

Offline Ali Katt

After having sex with an escort, which included CIM, she got dressed and said: "right, now I'm ready for the next one".

Offline tazz

At HOD Polish women looked at my chest which is deformed and said i can see why you dont have a girlfriend at the start of the session.

Offline Davehorn

Probably when mid punt the WG proceeded to list her 'price list' of extras. That sure did put me off..

Offline waxman

After having sex with an escort, which included CIM, she got dressed and said: "right, now I'm ready for the next one".

I have seen it repeatedly happen at those once a week oriental places the wg does not wash in between punters unless I ask.

Roland D Hay

Get off me and I give money back!

Couldn't complain after nearly 30 mins into hour punt.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Ali Katt

At HOD Polish women looked at my chest which is deformed and said i can see why you dont have a girlfriend at the start of the session.
That is awful. Did you go through with the punt?


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