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Author Topic: Worst thing a WG ever said to you  (Read 14177 times)

Offline berksboy

Hung on i just need to get a smaller condom !

What do you expect me to do with that lickle thing

Get to bed now you little fucker uncle john/Paul/Stavros will be here soon and I don't want to hear a peep out of you this time son

Offline haystacks79

"You don't have to leave" - on a second visit to the first girl I met. I learnt that night not to arrange anything else immediately after a punt, as unfortunately I did.

Offline Stiltskin

Getting sucked off by some Thai prossie, "ooh your cock is so ___", "umm your cock is ___". She was following her usual script, but couldn't think of anything nice to say about my little man. Just my luck finding an honest prossie.



Offline PrinceofLDN

Mines was a bit funny because she was a hungarian with bad english.

In the 2nd round of sex, with only 5 minutes Over the 1 hr booking, I was on top and she said "FINISH".

So I pulled out, turned her around and finished on her bum, she turned around angry and said "When I say FINISH , I say time finish, not finish cum on me".

Ended up paying her an extra £20 as she was wound up. But I didnt care...

Offline Stealthy

"You don't have to leave" - on a second visit to the first girl I met. I learnt that night not to arrange anything else immediately after a punt, as unfortunately I did.

How did u get her to say that? With me, they usually wanna get on with the rest of their day  :P

Offline richie

Approaching the end of a so-so punt with a Thai bird:
"Do you want anal? I hope not, the last man made me do it and I bleed."
I stopped, faked cumming and got the fuck out ASAP. Never been to a Thai since.

Nowt wrong with that! Sounds like a challenge to me ;-)

Offline CoolTiger

I saw this girl a few years back.

 https://www.adultwork.com/1190081 or https://www.adultwork.com/NAUGHTY+EMMA+GFE

The meeting was lackluster from the start. She hadn't bothered with my clothing request, and I found out it wasn't even her I had been 'chatting' with on the emails so she wasn't aware I had made any requests.
Round one was 'okay' albeit a little mechanical.
Mid punt chat was all about how some guy had hijacked her other profile, and her friend now managed her new one.
Anyway, during round 2, we were going at it doggy style and I came within a few mins.
She turned around, looked at me and said.

'Done already? Typical man!' In a seriously grumpy voice.

Shit, I can get that attitude at home without spending £200 for 2 hours.

Not as bad a the 'no lube required' though. Classy bird that one.

Normal Rate is £250ph

Now offering BB for Double the Rate  :scare:

Q. Why are you so expensive

A. There are girls on here who think they are citroens and ask Citroen money. I am an Aston Martin and ask Aston Martin money. If you wish not to pay it then please carry on looking and have fun.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2014, 04:04:22 PM by CoolTiger »

Offline m8uwot

It would have to be this one, from last week. https://www.adultwork.com/2031352

Whilst riding on top she whispered in my ear, ''you make me feel so horny.''

A little piece of me quietly died inside.  :(

Wtf? Why is that bad?
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Offline Nhsi

Her: are you healthy?
Me: umm yea I think so why?
Her: just because your cum was very thick and strong tasting - a sign that you're healthy.

In other words your spunk tastes like shit! She does say on her profile though that people should eat fresh pineapple before seeing her as it makes spunk taste sweeter.. Nutter.

In than bit between rounds

You remind me of my step dad 

I didnt feel like round 2 after that even after a lot of encouragement


Offline yorkshire123

In than bit between rounds

You remind me of my step dad 

I didnt feel like round 2 after that even after a lot of encouragement

 :lol:
I do believe I've just pissed myself........
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Mate it was awful

I thought she was going to tell me I fucked like him as well

Offline vorian

Mate it was awful

I thought she was going to tell me I fucked like him as well

You normally have to pay extra for role play mate.
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You normally have to pay extra for role play mate.

 :lol:

Indeed as I found out when trying to get someone to ice some buns for me

A Chinese pro that I saw a few times was asking me some weird questions and then asked me if I had HIV. I went downstairs and complained and asked for someone else.

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Normal Rate is £250ph

Now offering BB for Double the Rate  :scare:

Q. Why are you so expensive

A. There are girls on here who think they are citroens and ask Citroen money. I am an Aston Martin and ask Aston Martin money. If you wish not to pay it then please carry on looking and have fun.

Another deluded fucking pro$$ie  :dash: :dash:

Offline Dani

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In other words your spunk tastes like shit! She does say on her profile though that people should eat fresh pineapple before seeing her as it makes spunk taste sweeter.. Nutter.

Not a nutter at all as it is true.  I don't do CIM but if a guy mentions he has eaten or drunk pineapple I am known to change my mind

Offline Nhsi

Where you work? I'll eat a pineapple then come see you..

Offline vorian

Not a nutter at all as it is true.  I don't do CIM but if a guy mentions he has eaten or drunk pineapple I am known to change my mind

It is true, I saw it on Mythbusters.  :D

Seriously though if you google it, the taste can be changed by what you eat. Makes perfect sense if you think about it.
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Offline vorian

Where you work? I'll eat a pineapple then come see you..

You won't catch Dani out like that my friend.  ;)
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Offline portable

Her: are you healthy?
Me: umm yea I think so why?
Her: just because your cum was very thick and strong tasting - a sign that you're healthy.

In other words your spunk tastes like shit! She does say on her profile though that people should eat fresh pineapple before seeing her as it makes spunk taste sweeter.. Nutter.

How did you interpret "spunk tastes like shit" from her saying "strong tasting"?

Plus, as others have said, pineapple does have an effect. Probably more so if you drink pineapple juice and water fairly often for a day or two before you cum, but yes, fairly true.


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