Author Topic: Chinese massage... Leatherhead/Great Bookham  (Read 7524 times)

Offline Itzmurph

Being in the area on business, I thought why not. Don’t know the area at all, I’m from “oop North where it’s grim and we all keep whippets”.

A quick search threw up this gem

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First of all wow. Granted all you guys from Surrey will be used to it, but you may not realise just how “nice” the area is you live in. Incredibly green wooded lanes, trees everywhere and you can almost smell the money  :D

Ok that’s the travelogue out the way, on to business.

Couldn’t believe what I was seeing when I arrived at the location. It’s a village too cute for words and straight out of some Miss Marple styled thing. Surely there isn’t a shop selling willy-pulls here!

Phoned and was told they had space and to come right over... phone appointments only right now. Attractive 30 something Chinese girl aimed one of those sci-fi laser guns at my head to take my temperature, pronounced me safe then aimed it at my crotch. Well you might find it hot there and getting hotter by the second.
In a hurry so paid £30 for 30 mins and started to take my kit off. She went to stash the cash or whatever, came back just as I was pulling my grots off and she stroked my bum. It was blatantly obvious extras were on offer. Said her name was Layla or similar, I forget.

Anyway on the couch and I mentioned I had leg cramps through doing a 10k run this week (don’t do it kids if you’re unfit from the lockdown). She felt my legs and noticed immediately problems. Starting some deep deep massages, I was soon nearly squealing in huge pain as she tried to unknot my muscles. Not sure it’s helped as I’m still cramping but it has helped relieve my sciatic/piriform (if you know what I’m talking about, you’ll know how uncomfortable that strain is).

Well the cc swipes were happening along with regular accidental (yeah right) brushes of my meat and two veg.
Turned and she took hold of my nob and asked what else I wanted. Yes we love the direct approach. Long story short, HR was 20, b2b 40 so average. Opted for b2b as long as I could give her a stroking and could I lick her pussy. Oh yes,  no problem. She repeated though no sex ever available.

She stripped to reveal a nice body with some evidence she’s had kids. Tits a bit jelly like but acceptable. Legs and pussy amazing. Completely shaved with protruding labia which smelled and tasted very fresh. I gave her a good eating out and could tell she was getting turned on as I got my tongue deep inside and started to taste my mouth filling with that astringent bitter indescribable pussy taste many women give when they have orgasm.

Time was getting on so I stood for her to pull me off, catching my cum in her hands. Quick clean down and I was out the door.

All in all, a good experience in the (to me) unlikeliest of places. I’d go back, friendly girls and I saw a right cutie on the way out.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2020, 11:19:37 pm by Itzmurph »

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I did a review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61185.0
July 2015 - time flies
OMG - the review subject line might cause a problem as phraseology & what is acceptable has changed

Two visits - the 1st was ace & on the 2nd the massage burd resembled Susan Boyle  :scare:
Have been back a few times & concur
A good session to be had, although i haven't bothered with xtras [over & above HE].  And chinese burds usually have hairy muffs

And they've moved next door so more room

More Midsomer Murders than Miss Marple  :lol:

Offline Scubbard

Being in the area on business, I thought why not. Don’t know the area at all, I’m from “oop North where it’s grim and we all keep whippets”.

A quick search threw up this gem

External Link/Members Only

First of all wow. Granted all you guys from Surrey will be used to it, but you may not realise just how “nice” the area is you live in. Incredibly green wooded lanes, trees everywhere and you can almost smell the money  :D

Ok that’s the travelogue out the way, on to business.

Couldn’t believe what I was seeing when I arrived at the location. It’s a village too cute for words and straight out of some Miss Marple styled thing. Surely there isn’t a shop selling willy-pulls here!

Phoned and was told they had space and to come right over... phone appointments only right now. Attractive 30 something Chinese girl aimed one of those sci-fi laser guns at my head to take my temperature, pronounced me safe then aimed it at my crotch. Well you might find it hot there and getting hotter by the second.
In a hurry so paid £30 for 30 mins and started to take my kit off. She went to stash the cash or whatever, came back just as I was pulling my grots off and she stroked my bum. It was blatantly obvious extras were on offer. Said her name was Layla or similar, I forget.

Anyway on the couch and I mentioned I had leg cramps through doing a 10k run this week (don’t do it kids if you’re unfit from the lockdown). She felt my legs and noticed immediately problems. Starting some deep deep massages, I was soon nearly squealing in huge pain as she tried to unknot my muscles. Not sure it’s helped as I’m still cramping but it has helped relieve my sciatic/piriform (if you know what I’m talking about, you’ll know how uncomfortable that strain is).

Well the cc swipes were happening along with regular accidental (yeah right) brushes of my meat and two veg.
Turned and she took hold of my nob and asked what else I wanted. Yes we love the direct approach. Long story short, HR was 20, b2b 40 so average. Opted for b2b as long as I could give her a stroking and could I lick her pussy. Oh yes,  no problem. She repeated though no sex ever available.

She stripped to reveal a nice body with some evidence she’s had kids. Tits a bit jelly like but acceptable. Legs and pussy amazing. Completely shaved with protruding labia which smelled and tasted very fresh. I gave her a good eating out and could tell she was getting turned on as I got my tongue deep inside and started to taste my mouth filling with that astringent bitter indescribable pussy taste many women give when they have orgasm.

Time was getting on so I stood for her to pull me off, catching my cum in her hands. Quick clean down and I was out the door.

All in all, a good experience in the (to me) unlikeliest of places. I’d go back, friendly girls and I saw a right cutie on the way out.

Thx for the review surrey is quite a lovely little county!! As for the other review thx for that info sounds intriguing im in the area once a week atm so might have to pop in sometime! Were there many girls avaliable?

Offline Itzmurph

Not sure how many work there fella but I suspect there’s at least three.

Layla who I saw was attractive enough, then there was a right cutie with freckles (on a Chinese girl!)


Personally if you’re in the area I’d definitely give it a try. They both seemed fun and the prices average for anywhere. Obviously don’t show your hand when it comes to negotiating extras, she tried that “how much you usually pay” thing.

Edit, I need to stress they’re insistent on pre booking only (no walk ins) but this can be phone from outside so it’s all good.
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If you want to see surrey at its very best you should pop over to croydon next time you are down  :lol:

Though i grant you that area is very nice indeed.

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Is Croydon in Surrey ?  :dash:
Need to re-draw the county line  :lol:
On the other hand there are some decent burds there now & again with generally better VFM

If you want to see surrey at its very best you should pop over to croydon next time you are down  :lol:

Though i grant you that area is very nice indeed.

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Croydon is now officially London Borough of Croydon, and not Surrey (since '65).

See what you mean... 'Chinky Massage'...   :D
You'd need thin skin to be offended by that description......


But agree with the review of the Gt Bookham place....  been a few times. Always good vfm imo
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Stellar review. Did she wear a face mask the entire time?
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Croydon is now officially London Borough of Croydon, and not Surrey (since '65).

See what you mean... 'Chinky Massage'...   :D
You'd need thin skin to be offended by that description......


But agree with the review of the Gt Bookham place....  been a few times. Always good vfm imo

I think there is a distinction between postal areas and administrative areas ... e.g. leafy kingston is a london borough but generally considered surrey ... anyway ... enough straying off the point.

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Stellar review. Did she wear a face mask the entire time?

Nah

She didn’t wear one at all come to think of it. I’ve found with the massage places recently it isn’t universally kept to behind closed doors. Risk? Gut feeling very low but.....life is a risk

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TFFT

Croydon is now officially London Borough of Croydon, and not Surrey (since '65).

Agree about thin skins however times have changed.  In the wide world & hence UKP too
Crikey 5 years ago you would have to go some to even get a ticking off
If things had carried on the same this i'm sure would have caused problems for UKP's existence
Allowing interested parties to relatively easily take aim

See what you mean... 'Chinky Massage'...   :D
You'd need thin skin to be offended by that description......

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Indeed going off piste

Kingston ain't for a million years like Croydon.  You only need to go there to realise why
Kingston has a reasonable contingent of hookers & on balance Croydon has cheaper end burds & possibly better VFM

Close by Kingston, in Surbo behind the station there is [or was] three floors of whores [it could be four]

Punting in Richmond would be ideal however next to no burds.  Property rentals are expensive.  Superb for a post punt beer by the river in the summer

To finish my analysis of [edit: add 'leafy'] Surrey, Woking offers more options   

I think there is a distinction between postal areas and administrative areas ... e.g. leafy kingston is a london borough but generally considered surrey ... anyway ... enough straying off the point.
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But woking is like a little croydon ... every shop a poundland a bookies or an estate agent 

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Thx for the review surrey is quite a lovely little county!! As for the other review thx for that info sounds intriguing im in the area once a week atm so might have to pop in sometime! Were there many girls avaliable?

Surrey isn't little at all tbh..

Nice review though thank you

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But woking is like a little croydon ... every shop a poundland a bookies or an estate agent
Haven’t been to Woking town centre for years now. Sounds like it's gone well downhill if it's started comparing with Croydon.  Have noticed more and more FBSM operators adverting out of there now also.

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I did a review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61185.0
July 2015 - time flies
OMG - the review subject line might cause a problem as phraseology & what is acceptable has changed

Two visits - the 1st was ace & on the 2nd the massage burd resembled Susan Boyle  :scare:
Have been back a few times & concur
A good session to be had, although i haven't bothered with xtras [over & above HE].  And chinese burds usually have hairy muffs

And they've moved next door so more room

More Midsomer Murders than Miss Marple  :lol:
And I though you liked Susan Boyle. I believe she has great lungs WP....... :hi:

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Dragons have great lungs too
But a bit risky getting tugged off by one tho  :scare:

The only positive that whilst in the company of 'SB' i shut my eyes & had a mental run through of my fave massage burds
I remembered one that i hadn't seen for a while
And my wank bank image of her got things [finally] over the line
And i booked her up for a session a short while later

To be fair SB's technique was pretty good & she put a lot of effort into it

It was like picking up some milf burd & then when the action starts you are kinda thinking that you wish you hadn't bothered

And I though you liked Susan Boyle. I believe she has great lungs WP....... :hi:

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Dragons have great lungs too
But a bit risky getting tugged off by one tho  :scare:

The only positive that whilst in the company of 'SB' i shut my eyes & had a mental run through of my fave massage burds
I remembered one that i hadn't seen for a while
And my wank bank image of her got things [finally] over the line
And i booked her up for a session a short while later

To be fair SB's technique was pretty good & she put a lot of effort into it

It was like picking up some milf burd & then when the action starts you are kinda thinking that you wish you hadn't bothered
:sarcastic: :sarcastic: