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The placed is called New Chinese Massage

Saw a thread / request for intel from CurrySauce.  Was passing by on the M25 and thought i'd make a pit-stop & TOFTT.  The place is a bit sleepy.  A bit like MidSummer Murders
The world's smallest massage venue i reckon.  A bit strange - one massage table curtained off as you walk in - with a very see thru curtain.  And right by the entrance. Then a more private small room with the usual massage table.  And CD player playing some crap music
Things were looking up when the masseuse arrived.  Better than the average.  A bit hard to score out of 10.  5 or 6 maybe.  Diddly squat lingo which was fine - no wasting time talking.  But very nice.  A good massage & then the usual HE fee.  Left a 20 poking out of my [empty] punting wallet as mentioned elsewhere on here.  The HJ itself was a 10/10 - the best i've had in a chinese / thai parlour

Again was passing by & little WP was throbbing.  Called and told only one masseuse.  Normally two.  This turned out to be the mamasan.  I did ask if another and the look on my face must have been noticeable.  Reckon if i was in a typically english parlour then i would have been told to fuck off as i didn't like what i saw.  Mamasan was friendly & my balls needed emptying so i thought quick massage, HE and a sharp exit.  An ok HJ.  But my expectation levels were higher after the earlier visit.  Mamasan had an uncanny resemblance to Susan Boyle chewing a wasp.  So i shut my eyes and mentally went through my favourites on my HL.  But the effort was there so all ok in the end & only 45 all in

Would i visit again - possibly if i happen to be passing and have the urge
Would i recommend - yes.  But 1/ make sure one of the masseuses and not mamasan and 2/ don't travel miles [although not too far from J10 of the M25]

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