The placed is called New Chinese Massage
External Link/Members OnlySaw a thread / request for intel from CurrySauce. Was passing by on the M25 and thought i'd make a pit-stop & TOFTT. The place is a bit sleepy. A bit like MidSummer Murders
The world's smallest massage venue i reckon. A bit strange - one massage table curtained off as you walk in - with a very see thru curtain. And right by the entrance. Then a more private small room with the usual massage table. And CD player playing some crap music
Things were looking up when the masseuse arrived. Better than the average. A bit hard to score out of 10. 5 or 6 maybe. Diddly squat lingo which was fine - no wasting time talking. But very nice. A good massage & then the usual HE fee. Left a 20 poking out of my [empty] punting wallet as mentioned elsewhere on here. The HJ itself was a 10/10 - the best i've had in a chinese / thai parlour
Again was passing by & little WP was throbbing. Called and told only one masseuse. Normally two. This turned out to be the mamasan. I did ask if another and the look on my face must have been noticeable. Reckon if i was in a typically english parlour then i would have been told to fuck off as i didn't like what i saw. Mamasan was friendly & my balls needed emptying so i thought quick massage, HE and a sharp exit. An ok HJ. But my expectation levels were higher after the earlier visit. Mamasan had an uncanny resemblance to Susan Boyle chewing a wasp. So i shut my eyes and mentally went through my favourites on my HL. But the effort was there so all ok in the end & only 45 all in
Would i visit again - possibly if i happen to be passing and have the urge
Would i recommend - yes. But 1/ make sure one of the masseuses and not mamasan and 2/ don't travel miles [although not too far from J10 of the M25]
