JasmineStarr-milf Newcastle

[MME]

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I hate to write negative and neutral reviews, I thought long and hard about this one as she is a nice person, however I have to be as objective as I can to help others, so here we go...

Comms: Mainly via AW then by text once on arrived in general postcode. Took a few days to sort out but comms were speedy in general once established

Location: House in a quiet street in Byker, not quite as rough as I was expecting, easy parking. Entrance is discreet and hardly overlooked, felt safe. Public transport links would be excellent. Bedroom was clean and the whole place was in decent order, not nearly anything like some of the squats I've been in.

Price:  £70 for 30 minutes - seems like a lot of them are going over the usual £60 mark nowadays

Services: OWO, wank, DFK, protected sex, part swallow (she spilt most of it)

The WG: Looks a fair bit older than the stated 41, I'd personally add 10 years onto that. 'Hourglass' figure isn't hourglass at all, she's bottom heavy with a smallish pair of tits. Lots of tattoos and looks like she's put a bit of timber on since the photos were taken - she doesn't really look much like the pics - wow, what a surprise eh?

Quite attractive but wearing too much make up. Not dressed as requested, which isn't a problem, however she was wearing scruffy looking yoga pants and a hoodie sweatshirt combo which was off putting.

The Punt: I knocked on the door and was let in within seconds then led upstairs. She's very lively and chatty, reminded me a fair bit of 'Amber by the Coast' if anyone can remember her. I grabbed her arse on the way up and it was larger than I was expecting, she had yoga pants on which were scruffy looking. Into the bedroom and I handed the cash over, I glanced over and saw the towels placed on the bed - normally as soon as I see towels on the bed like that I start to expect a bad punt..

Off with my gear while she stashed the cash then I get on the bed. She bounds in after a couple of minutes then gets beside me on the bed, nice and chatty then in for some DFK - here's where it went a bit pear shaped, her breath wasn't the freshest, it smelt like she'd been sucking someone off just prior to me getting there and not bothered to wash after. I stopped kissing then got her to suck me off, great technique with plenty of gagging spitting etc. Had a few minutes of this then thought I'd head South, got her on her back to suck her clit, she's totally shaved, decent sized clit and very responsive. Again, it smelt a little stale - not like evil smelling devils curd, just a bit stale - this was another off putting bit.

On with the bag then fucked her doggy, I could smell my face as I was pounding her and her breath smell was on it so I started to lose my hard on so I removed the bag, got on my back and finished off in her mouth - I asked her to swallow the whole load, admittedly it was a big one but she only managed to swallow the first spurt, the rest of it went all over the place.

In and out in less than 20 minutes.

Summary: Expensive wank into a less than ideal stale smelling cum guzzler.

Visit Again?: Never. Personal hygiene not up to standard on the day of my visit. I'd rather have a wank.

[MME]

PS... I fucking detest those pics with a filter on them, showing fake complexions and bunny ears, WTF..!!!!!

[daviemac]

Cheers for the review, pity it wasn't better. She's never really been on my radar and don't suppose she ever will be now.

BTW I remember Amber, had a fun punt with her years ago.

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review. This sounds like an awful experience to me.

Better luck with the next one.

[The Outsider]

Sounds grim, thanks for the warning.  It's always hard doing a red or grey one when the escort actually seems decent but gave a below par experience.  No excuse for not having a wash and a swig of mouthwash though. 

[Sar-Major]

Cheers for the review MME.      Shame it wasn't as good as you had expected. 

I've got a sneaky feeling that she worked for Allure a good few years ago, and she was friggin "Top Notch" back then.

If it is her she's obviously let her "Standards" drop since working on her own on AW.

 

[MME]

Cheers for the review MME.      Shame it wasn't as good as you had expected. 

I've got a sneaky feeling that she worked for Allure a good few years ago, and she was friggin "Top Notch" back then.

If it is her she's obviously let her "Standards" drop since working on her own on AW.

 

I reckon back in the day she'd have been a fantastic punt, I just got the feeling though she's one of these long in the tooth WGs who maybe should have stopped a while ago. Once the basic hygiene goes out the window it's a slippery slope...

I've had some bad punts lately so really hoping my luck will turn - I spend a fair bit of time researching them too but I seem to have lost my mojo a little - must be this lockdown stuff affecting my antennae...

[Sar-Major]

My Review of Jasmine is here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=100056.0

 

[waynekerr600]

My Review of Jasmine is here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=100056.0

 

Don't want to put you off punting forever MME but that could have been the taste of SMs cock on her breath.

 

[tynetunnel]

Don't want to put you off punting forever MME but that could have been the taste of SMs cock on her breath.

 

[Moresomes]

Thanks for the review. Sorry you had a badun.
Like SM I saw and reviewed her about 4 years ago, but sadly she seems to have gone downhill since. Good hygene's a must for me.
Better luck with your next one.

[FLYING BLUE]

Don't want to put you off punting forever MME but that could have been the taste of SMs cock on her breath.

 

FFS - just spat my tea out laughing 

[waynekerr600]

FFS - just spat my tea out laughing 

If it was cheesy with a hint of ralgex I reckon it was SM.

[FLYING BLUE]

If it was cheesy with a hint of ralgex I reckon it was SM.

Perhaps if it was Ralgex with a hint of cheese?

[CELICA GT]

If it was cheesy with a hint of ralgex I reckon it was SM.

PMSL, was it not Radian B 

[MME]

Don't want to put you off punting forever MME but that could have been the taste of SMs cock on her breath.

 

 

Im not gonna be able to get that out of my mind now...... 

[Asar]

Thanks for the review as others have said hope your next one is better than the ones you've had recently and that you haven't been scarred too much by the responses on here. 

Before I read the review, I was thinking of seeing her once I felt safe enough to go through with a booking. Kind of help me change my mind, especially the hygiene and the outfit.

[johnr1]

Thanks for the detailed review, size 12 big tits and £70 would have put me off as she is not what I go for
However if she had of been I think I would have walked as soon as I saw she was bigger and older than
Described not to mention being a bit scruffy, most WG’s on AW are charging £70 and that’s the new minimum so I don’t look That much now on AW, also I always try and have a plan B if I decide to walk it makes it easier and stops the little fella in the trousers taking over my  brain

Great review and will have saved a few people some money Sorry you didn’t enjoy

[waynekerr600]

I'm very similar to John. I'm hardly looking at aw at all. £70/half is the point at which I say I'll have a massage instead.

I think we've all come to expect them to be older than they say on aw but when they dress scruffy it suggests a 'couldn't give a shit' attitude towards the booking. They are very well paid expecting them to have made a bit of an effort is hardly too much.

[CELICA GT]

Agree with both of you re AW, my HL is virtually all £70 for 30min, and some now £80!There's probably only VK and Cumforcarly,when she comes back(hopefully) that I will consider booking. 

[waynekerr600]

Agree with both of you re AW, my HL is virtually all £70 for 30min, and some now £80!There's probably only VK and Cumforcarly,when she comes back(hopefully) that I will consider booking. 

And I'd say they are two of the best in the North East as well

[Sar-Major]

I hope all you "Useless Fucking Twats" can shit through the "Eye" of a needle for a fucking Month...................            

 

[MME]

I hope all you "Useless Fucking Twats" can shit through the "Eye" of a needle for a fucking Month...................            

 

Fucks sake Sarg, here I was just trying NOT to think about you and there You go making another post.

From now on I’m not kissing any WG that you’ve reviewed, just to be on the safe side 

[Davey677]

Bloody hell mme. you’ve had some horror stories to tell lately pal! Not quite sure how you’ve come up with neutral and not negative on this one though. Sorry to hear you had another shit one mate, your definitely due a right good fuck some though mate

[Lingus10]

PS... I fucking detest those pics with a filter on them, showing fake complexions and bunny ears, WTF..!!!!!

+1

[Sar-Major]

Fucks sake Sarg, here I was just trying NOT to think about you and there You go making another post.

From now on I’m not kissing any WG that you’ve reviewed, just to be on the safe side 

It's not me MME............... It's that "Winky Wanker Kerr" the rotund little twat spreading "Vicious Rumours" about me..........        

 

[Halcyon Dave]

Good review MME and thanks for the heads up. Shame but that's what this site is all about.

Love the summary

[Arfa2stroke]

Thanks for the review
Then...was on my list
Now...not on my list

[Davey677]

Thanks for the review
Then...was on my list
Now...not on my list

Same here mate, I was right looking at her before lockdown happened, maybe that’s my lockdown silver lining, dodging this bullet, by sounds of the punt, I wouldn’t of been having another one any time soon after that I don’t think like! Hats off to MME like, he’s a frigging warrior he is carrying on regardless!