Author Topic: How do you prepare before meeting WGs?  (Read 8939 times)

Online maxxblue

Shave, shower, clean clothes, after-shave (Diesel Fuel for Life).

Look up postcode/street on Google Earth, check the area doesn't look dodgy. Key postcode into satnav, put satnav on charge.
 
Get in car.

Go back indoors, pick up satnav, get back in car.

Sit for five minutes convincing myself I can afford it and pray that nothing bad happens.

Get motor running, head out on the highway.

What do you do if it does look dodgy? If WG is gorgeous, do you cancel?

Missfilan

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That's all that is needed. 
One thing I do hate is when guys cover their balls and cock with anti perspirant as not only does it taste awful it makes your mouth go bone dry and you just cannot get any saliva

Yes deodorant on the bits tastes horrible and also soap residue that has not been rinsed properly.  :vomit:  reminds me of the one and only time I swore in front of my mum growing up and the bar of camey soap that swiftly followed. 

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@maxxblue Don't know, hasn't happened yet. I guess I'd park well away and walk there.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 11:13:51 pm by Siadwel »

Online maxxblue

That's what I do - unfortunately a lot of WG's do live in dodgy areas.

I use google maps to plan where I park my car/escape route.

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@maxxblue Don't know, hasn't happened yet. I guess I'd park well away and walk there.

If the area was dodgy, wouldn't you feel more vulnerable without your car or I s it only a case of making sure your car was secure?

Offline CBPaul

That's what I do - unfortunately a lot of WG's do live in dodgy areas.

I use google maps to plan where I park my car/escape route.

Google maps and street view are invaluable. Also helps when assessing parking restrictions and barriers at hotels.  'Plenty of safe free parking' on a profile generally means 'no parking, loads of traffic wardens and guaranteed clamping to really fuck up your day'

 

Offline threechilliman

Physically? A jolly good scrub.

Mentally? Accept that an hour or so before, you'll get text to say she can't make it......

Offline threechilliman

Forgot to add 'like the one I've just received'  :angry:

Offline ForrestGump

Forgot to add 'like the one I've just received'  :angry:

Hopefully your plan b works out to be more successful than plan a  ;)

Offline threechilliman

Hopefully your plan b works out to be more successful than plan a  ;)

No plan b today as it was a lunchtime, not too far from work, girl. Trying to find that lunch hour punt. Not done herself any favours......

Offline CoolTiger

I do it in the bath or shower, disposable razor, run it up and down the crack a few times and gently on the wrinkly bits, piece of piss and job's a good 'un. I find the rimmers definitely prefer when I have a shaved ringer and go to it more enthusiastically!! I presume it gives some extra reassurance about hygiene if you've bothered to present a shaven specimen?

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Offline akauya

I do it in the bath or shower, disposable razor, run it up and down the crack a few times and gently on the wrinkly bits, piece of piss and job's a good 'un. I find the rimmers definitely prefer when I have a shaved ringer and go to it more enthusiastically!! I presume it gives some extra reassurance about hygiene if you've bothered to present a shaven specimen?

I would never have any blades near my family jewels... I used veet instead with great results - as attested on my review of Missybanks  ;)


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I usually go straight from work so don't have any time to freshen up. Thats why I always ask if the girl has a shower, more for her benefit then mine.

Offline Spanish Lad

I clean my balls and arse crack with original source mint and tea tree shower gel. When I'm then gunning the lucky lady it's like there's a dwarf blowing cold air on my ring

PMSL  :D

Matty24579

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I make sure my helmet and cock is nice and clean same with the rest but I put dry oil on my bellend as it makes nice and shiny  :D

Offline Bangers and Gash

I make sure my helmet and cock is nice and clean same with the rest but I put dry oil on my bellend as it makes nice and shiny  :D

 .... as does a mouthful of saliva.  :thumbsup:

Offline Quatro

Usually by consuming 5 or 6 pints of strong lager.

That's why they tend to be rather disorganised affairs.

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I make sure my helmet and cock is nice and clean same with the rest but I put dry oil on my bellend as it makes nice and shiny  :D

yeah but it taste god damn awful

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Following on from the other thread, I also scribble down a few backup phone numbers on a bit of paper and grab my back up punting phone. 

Offline ForrestGump

I make sure my helmet and cock is nice and clean same with the rest but I put dry oil on my bellend as it makes nice and shiny  :D

Is that like the stuff used car dealers paint on the car tyres to make them look shiny?  ;)