Shave, shower, clean clothes, after-shave (Diesel Fuel for Life).Look up postcode/street on Google Earth, check the area doesn't look dodgy. Key postcode into satnav, put satnav on charge. Get in car. Go back indoors, pick up satnav, get back in car. Sit for five minutes convincing myself I can afford it and pray that nothing bad happens.Get motor running, head out on the highway.
That's all that is needed. One thing I do hate is when guys cover their balls and cock with anti perspirant as not only does it taste awful it makes your mouth go bone dry and you just cannot get any saliva
@maxxblue Don't know, hasn't happened yet. I guess I'd park well away and walk there.
That's what I do - unfortunately a lot of WG's do live in dodgy areas.I use google maps to plan where I park my car/escape route.
Forgot to add 'like the one I've just received'
Hopefully your plan b works out to be more successful than plan a
I do it in the bath or shower, disposable razor, run it up and down the crack a few times and gently on the wrinkly bits, piece of piss and job's a good 'un. I find the rimmers definitely prefer when I have a shaved ringer and go to it more enthusiastically!! I presume it gives some extra reassurance about hygiene if you've bothered to present a shaven specimen?
I clean my balls and arse crack with original source mint and tea tree shower gel. When I'm then gunning the lucky lady it's like there's a dwarf blowing cold air on my ring
I make sure my helmet and cock is nice and clean same with the rest but I put dry oil on my bellend as it makes nice and shiny
yeah but it taste god damn awful
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