Ann, Indonesian, Manchester City centre, massage.

[standardpostage]

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Location, student type apartment 5 minutes walk from Printworks. Keypad on entrance. No lift required-on first floor. Everything nice and clean.
 
Cost, £40 for hour + £20 happy ending.

Looks, as per picture on Gumtree. 30 to 40 years of age (I think) about 5 foot, medium build, very smiley and friendly, average looks, dark hair, wears short dress so you can feel her legs and arse. English OK.

Service, good firm massage, does not mind her legs being felt, or her arse, finger in pussy, and tits from outside. Nice slow happy ending with lots of oil, keeps hold of your cock for a while after you have cum. Good eye contact. Proper massage bed.

Overall, seen her twice now, I would see her again. Does not ask for any money until the very end.
Had shower just before leaving home. Clean up with paper towels and cloth towel. Shower available if required. I like shower when I get home.
No rush service. Light not working in bathroom ! she has about 6 candles in there for lighting !
I mentioned that not many girls have their picture on the website, she said her "friend" does the website for her, and that she has never seen the website herself !

[wearegreat]

Your review is almost a mirror image of the review I did for Ann about 2 weeks ago.
Not only does the light not work in the toilet but I also have problems with the tap over the sink . Damn thing will not turn on too let me wash my hands after having a pee.
On my initial email with her I was told that a 1 hour massage with HE was at a cost of £50. So that was what I paid her on each of my visits.
And I did manage to get her too take her dress off altogether on one visit.
She looks lovely in just a tiny g string with her tits out.

[standardpostage]

Your review is almost a mirror image of the review I did for Ann about 2 weeks ago.
Not only does the light not work in the toilet but I also have problems with the tap over the sink . Damn thing will not turn on too let me wash my hands after having a pee.
On my initial email with her I was told that a 1 hour massage with HE was at a cost of £50. So that was what I paid her on each of my visits.
And I did manage to get her too take her dress off altogether on one visit.
She looks lovely in just a tiny g string with her tits out.

Maybe cheaper by email 
Next time I'll ask for the g string massage 
Cheers.

[GingerNuts]

Thanks for the review.

She worked through the lockdown if that's a factor in anyone's decision to see her.

[ISTS2005]

Saw her a few days back... agree with the POSITIVE... but bathroom light still out.

If there are any sparks locally, I'd say to message her and get that shit sorted out - maybe arrange a time-for-time agreement.

[wearegreat]

After 5 visits to Ann I hadn't seen her for a couple of months.
Then out of the blue I had an unsolicited text from Ann's friend asking if I would like a massage at the weekend .
I mentioned that it would have to be topless for the whole 1 hour.
She came back and hour later saying that she would not do that.
So I have not been back since.

[GingerNuts]

After 5 visits to Ann I hadn't seen her for a couple of months.
Then out of the blue I had an unsolicited text from Ann's friend asking if I would like a massage at the weekend .
I mentioned that it would have to be topless for the whole 1 hour.
She came back and hour later saying that she would not do that.
So I have not been back since.

According to your review you're face down having your back massaged for the first 45 minutes. Why so insistent on her being topless for the full hour?

[T13]

I would not be happy if someone rang or txt me asking if I wanted massage. No if I wanted one I’d ring you cheeky fucker

[wearegreat]

According to your review you're face down having your back massaged for the first 45 minutes. Why so insistent on her being topless for the full hour?

If Ann had agreed to go topless for the whole hour I would either have asked for HR near the start of the hour (Like I do with Wenlan).
Or if she had wanted to provide HR at the end of the hour I would have turned over after half an hour or so,then I could admire Ann in all her glory for an extra 15 minutes.

[wearegreat]

I would not be happy if someone rang or txt me asking if I wanted massage. No if I wanted one I’d ring you cheeky fucker

Exactly my thoughts when it happened to be honest. Fortunately the wife didn't hear the text message come through so no harm done in this instance.

[GingerNuts]

If Ann had agreed to go topless for the whole hour I would either have asked for HR near the start of the hour (Like I do with Wenlan).
Or if she had wanted to provide HR at the end of the hour I would have turned over after half an hour or so,then I could admire Ann in all her glory for an extra 15 minutes.

Either way you're not going to be in a position to "admire Ann in all her glory" for at least half the time.

[wearegreat]

No but half an hour instead of quarter of an hour is an increase of 25%. So looking at her statuesque figure for 50% of the time is what I was after.
As I already said,it is what I get when at Wenlans,so I would have carried on seeing Ann if she had been a bit more flexible to what I would have liked.
Don't forget that is was Ann that solicited me on this occasion,not me approaching her.

[GingerNuts]

No but half an hour instead of quarter of an hour is an increase of 25%. So looking at her statuesque figure for 50% of the time is what I was after.
As I already said,it is what I get when at Wenlans,so I would have carried on seeing Ann if she had been a bit more flexible to what I would have liked.
Don't forget that is was Ann that solicited me on this occasion,not me approaching her.

Hopefully you've realised that just because one masseuse will do something it doesn't mean they all will. You were even asking for something you didn't really want and may have found her more amenable if you asked for 30 minutes topless instead of an hour.

[Itzmurph]

I would not be happy if someone rang or txt me asking if I wanted massage. No if I wanted one I’d ring you cheeky fucker

I’ve had a text from the Chinese in Prestwich last week. Let’s just say the way it’s worded, well it’s pretty obvious it isn’t some guy at the gym trained in physio or a battle axe 50 year old woman in a white coat doing sports massages. Anyone’s partners got hold of their phone after receiving that then there would be some awkward questions to answer. Be warned 

[GingerNuts]

I’ve had a text from the Chinese in Prestwich last week. Let’s just say the way it’s worded, well it’s pretty obvious it isn’t some guy at the gym trained in physio or a battle axe 50 year old woman in a white coat doing sports massages. Anyone’s partners got hold of their phone after receiving that then there would be some awkward questions to answer. Be warned 

That's why you should have a punting phone.

[wearegreat]

Hopefully you've realised that just because one masseuse will do something it doesn't mean they all will. You were even asking for something you didn't really want and may have found her more amenable if you asked for 30 minutes topless instead of an hour.

You are not comprehending what I am explaining.
Ann approached me to return to her as I had stopped going because she wasn't providing the service i required.
I told her what I wanted from her in order for me to return to visit her,and she declined. So I will continue to go to the SP who does provide what I want. End of conversation.

[GingerNuts]

You are not comprehending what I am explaining.
Ann approached me to return to her as I had stopped going because she wasn't providing the service i required.
I told her what I wanted from her in order for me to return to visit her,and she declined. So I will continue to go to the SP who does provide what I want. End of conversation.

What I am explaining, and you are not comprehending, is if you'd actually asked for what you wanted (30 minutes topless, not one hour) the outcome may have been different.

[wearegreat]

What I am explaining, and you are not comprehending, is if you'd actually asked for what you wanted (30 minutes topless, not one hour) the outcome may have been different.

Jesus Christ, how the fuck do YOU think that YOU know what I want???
I wanted an hour topless with her,what is so fucking difficult to comprehend about that. NOT 15 mins,Not 30 mins but 60 mins.
She chose to not meet my requirements which is her prerogative.
Stop waffling on about different outcomes if I had asked for something else.You are just making yourself look like an arrogant twat.

[GingerNuts]

Jesus Christ, how the fuck do YOU think that YOU know what I want???
I wanted an hour topless with her,what is so fucking difficult to comprehend about that. NOT 15 mins,Not 30 mins but 60 mins.
She chose to not meet my requirements which is her prerogative.
Stop waffling on about different outcomes if I had asked for something else.You are just making yourself look like an arrogant twat.

You should be more worried about what you're making yourself look like.

Anyway...

No but half an hour instead of quarter of an hour is an increase of 25%. So looking at her statuesque figure for 50% of the time is what I was after.

[painterpaul]

Wearegreat

Total schoolboy error mate not having a punting phone imho 

[wearegreat]

Wearegreat

Total schoolboy error mate not having a punting phone imho 

Thank you for your concern PP but I would never use a dedicated punting phone. My everyday usage phone has a 4 digit code on it(required by Android Pay) and only I know the code to unlock it.
And I go back to the days of finding public phone boxes that worked in order to speak to escorts who advertised in contact magazines etc.
So in my eyes anybody who uses a punting phone is being over cautious.
However it is a free world that we live in and if somebody else wants to use a punting phone then go ahead and do so.

[Bustydusty]

Just out of interest how do people explain away having a punting phone if their partner finds it?

[wearegreat]

Wearegreat

Total schoolboy error mate not having a punting phone imho 

The other thing that stops me having a punter phone is the sheer logistics of carrying an extra phone on my person.
In the summer pocket space is at a premium. I always wear jeans and polo shirt when punting,with a jumper/fleece if it is a bit cooler.
I always EDC the following -
AAA flashlight clipped inside front left pocket.
Handkerchief and card wallet containing debit card & Drivers License in same pocket.
Renault Key Card and house key on carabiner dangling into same pocket.
Samsung Galaxy J3 in right front pocket.(Always have it with me in case of emergency etc). I will always take a call from any member of my family when on a punt as it could be something serious.(Just ask the SP to keep quiet while i take the call).
Leatherman Fuse multitool carried in watch/coin pocket - I find it very useful to have with me and have made use of it on a number of occasions.
I never carry anything in my back pockets as I could easily sit on and damage something that I put in there.
So not much/any room to carry an extra phone I'm afraid,no matter how small and light it is.
Slightly different in cooler weather as I have plenty of more pockets to carry things in.

[wearegreat]

The other thing that stops me having a punter phone is the sheer logistics of carrying an extra phone on my person.
In the summer pocket space is at a premium. I always wear jeans and polo shirt when punting,with a jumper/fleece if it is a bit cooler.
I always EDC the following -
AAA flashlight clipped inside front left pocket.
Handkerchief and card wallet containing debit card & Drivers License in same pocket.
Renault Key Card and house key on carabiner dangling into same pocket.
Samsung Galaxy J3 in right front pocket.(Always have it with me in case of emergency etc). I will always take a call from any member of my family when on a punt as it could be something serious.(Just ask the SP to keep quiet while i take the call).
Leatherman Fuse multitool carried in watch/coin pocket - I find it very useful to have with me and have made use of it on a number of occasions.
I never carry anything in my back pockets as I could easily sit on and damage something that I put in there.
So not much/any room to carry an extra phone I'm afraid,no matter how small and light it is.
Slightly different in cooler weather as I have plenty of more pockets to carry things in.

Ooops - I forgot to include the most important thing that I take on punts with me (apart from my cock of course) - nice crisp £20 and £10 notes. Usually £40 -£60 for my massage with HE with Wenlan,Prisca and Ann etc.

[ISTS2005]

The other thing that stops me having a punter phone is the sheer logistics of carrying an extra phone on my person.
In the summer pocket space is at a premium. I always wear jeans and polo shirt when punting,with a jumper/fleece if it is a bit cooler.
I always EDC the following -
AAA flashlight clipped inside front left pocket.
Handkerchief and card wallet containing debit card & Drivers License in same pocket.
Renault Key Card and house key on carabiner dangling into same pocket.
Samsung Galaxy J3 in right front pocket.(Always have it with me in case of emergency etc). I will always take a call from any member of my family when on a punt as it could be something serious.(Just ask the SP to keep quiet while i take the call).
Leatherman Fuse multitool carried in watch/coin pocket - I find it very useful to have with me and have made use of it on a number of occasions.
I never carry anything in my back pockets as I could easily sit on and damage something that I put in there.
So not much/any room to carry an extra phone I'm afraid,no matter how small and light it is.
Slightly different in cooler weather as I have plenty of more pockets to carry things in.

This is hilarious   

[painterpaul]

Exactly my thoughts when it happened to be honest. Fortunately the wife didn't hear the text message come through so no harm done in this instance.

My point was made in reference to your wife fortunately not hearing a text from a SP.

Obviously your choice but far too risky imho PIN code or not.

A punting phone only travels on days whilst punting with a random phone number unattached to yourself which can also link a false email address to various apps and escort/massage sites. Mine is hidden away in a secure location when not in use and SIM CARD removed between uses.

Loving your pocket itinary which resembles Ant Middletons rucksack 

[wearegreat]

My point was made in reference to your wife fortunately not hearing a text from a SP.

Obviously your choice but far too risky imho PIN code or not.

A punting phone only travels on days whilst punting with a random phone number unattached to yourself which can also link a false email address to various apps and escort/massage sites. Mine is hidden away in a secure location when not in use and SIM CARD removed between uses.

Loving your pocket itinary which resembles Ant Middletons rucksack 

Nice one PP,thanks for taking the time to respond to my EDC post.
BTW I had never heard of Ant Middleton until you mentioned him.
I am more of a Ray Mears/ Bear Grylls type of guy to be honest. Must be something to do with my age!!

[Chris1990mcr]

The other thing that stops me having a punter phone is the sheer logistics of carrying an extra phone on my person.
In the summer pocket space is at a premium. I always wear jeans and polo shirt when punting,with a jumper/fleece if it is a bit cooler.
I always EDC the following -
AAA flashlight clipped inside front left pocket.
Handkerchief and card wallet containing debit card & Drivers License in same pocket.
Renault Key Card and house key on carabiner dangling into same pocket.
Samsung Galaxy J3 in right front pocket.(Always have it with me in case of emergency etc). I will always take a call from any member of my family when on a punt as it could be something serious.(Just ask the SP to keep quiet while i take the call).
Leatherman Fuse multitool carried in watch/coin pocket - I find it very useful to have with me and have made use of it on a number of occasions.
I never carry anything in my back pockets as I could easily sit on and damage something that I put in there.
So not much/any room to carry an extra phone I'm afraid,no matter how small and light it is.
Slightly different in cooler weather as I have plenty of more pockets to carry things in.

Are you on the Autism / Asperger spectrum?

[Chris1990mcr]

This is hilarious 

It’s like Alan partridge going punting

[Kool Keef]

It’s like Alan partridge going punting