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Reviewed here before: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274526.0

Comms: decent enough though new SIM seemed to confuse them.

Venue: not the most discreet, there's a currently shut pub nearby which works well for parking.  Was a cold day so hoodie and Millwall scarf protected my chops from prying eyes in and out.  Different security bloke this time.

Girl: pretty enough Chinese, some podge but greeted me well and stripped me.  Laid me on the clean nicely apportioned double bed and proceeded to give elbows massage and even a few cc swipes which got Sparkus Minor up and running.  I'd put her at 5' 1'' or so and in her 30s, quite high pitched needling voice, cherubic features, no tats as such.  Chebs were decently full and after massage she encouraged much sucking.

The drill in here is always the same ie. massage followed by sucking and RO.  She rubbered me up and gave some so-so head but I called time on that and encouraged her to spread em'.  Clamboured aboard but herein is where it went wrong, very wrong.  Was like sticking my dick into a bowl of unset blancmange.  For such a diminutive woman her vag was hewge inside.  I mean, I'm not massively endowed but it is thick and I've had complaints from orientals.  I thrust and thrust but to no avail.  Called it quits and she said "Oh, it happens." :diablo:

A bit wondering if a Neutral? A cavernous snatch isn't really her fault.
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Oh, C-19 prep: none but I offered up my own and this was taken.

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"a bowl of unset blancmange" - that image is going to take some getting rid of!

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Oh, C-19 prep: none but I offered up my own and this was taken.

It seems a lot more of the Chinese rotational parlours are opening up again.
I went to the Colindale parlour and they had two girls working.
They took my temperature on entry, asked to wash my hands then copious amounts of hand sanitizer used.
One of the girls I had seen before and kissing usually on offer, but seemed reluctant, which to be honest I don’t mind at the moment.
The other girl I just went with the flow, so again not sure if kissing on offer. It appears they are reluctant to do this so beware if it is something you require

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Oh dear.
The Chinese also do seem to have clammy / slightly damp skin also sometimes.  :timeout:

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No, no kissing or putting head in vacinity of theirs during the act itself.

Yes, I've noticed it doesn't take much for Asian oriental women to start to sweat when physically exerted.

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Oh dear.
The Chinese also do seem to have clammy / slightly damp skin also sometimes.  :timeout:

Much like other races really.  Lots of clammy white people about if you're implying "unsavoury" medical conditions.  Vain women likely to moisturise.  Sanitary SPs with some sense of self-care will use sanitiser, wipes or showers between clients and then moisturiser to replenish their skin.
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Was like sticking my dick into a bowl of unset blancmange.  For such a diminutive woman her vag was hewge inside.  I mean, I'm not massively endowed but it is thick and I've had complaints from orientals.  I thrust and thrust but to no avail.  Called it quits and she said "Oh, it happens." :diablo:

A bit wondering if a Neutral? A cavernous snatch isn't really her fault.


May not be her fault as such, but ultimately she is the owner of said snatch so I think it's reasonable that you factor that into your rating.

Just tell her it's nothing personal, that's all  :D.

Offline SomTumFucker

No, no kissing or putting head in vacinity of theirs during the act itself.

Yes, I've noticed it doesn't take much for Asian oriental women to start to sweat when physically exerted.
Bit of a sweeping generalisation - Thai’s don’t sweat in my experience - at all! Same reason they rarely have any BO.
Now menopausal Chinese MILFs are another story.

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Bit of a sweeping generalisation - Thai’s don’t sweat in my experience - at all! Same reason they rarely have any BO.
Now menopausal Chinese MILFs are another story.
Thai women are probably the least sweaty and most OCD clean freaks on earth.  :D

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Bit of a sweeping generalisation - Thai’s don’t sweat in my experience - at all! Same reason they rarely have any BO.
Now menopausal Chinese MILFs are another story.

Not referring to BO but I have seen odourless sweat trickle down the backs of Chinese, Japanese and Korean WGs and civvies during let's call it passionate embraces.  We're not talking buckets, just moistness (as the original commenter mentioned).

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Much like other races really.  Lots of clammy white people about if you're implying "unsavoury" medical conditions.  Vain women likely to moisturise.  Sanitary SPs with some sense of self-care will use sanitiser, wipes or showers between clients and then moisturiser to replenish their skin.

Hi LLP, sorry for late reply.
No I was not implying any unsavoury medical conditions.
Just from my own personal experience, I have noticed the Chinese to have wet / clammy bodies. It could just be me making them nervous, I don’t know.
I have not noticed it from Thai girls, of which I have also had aplenty.