Author Topic: Best tits/fanny off a tv series or mainstream film (not porno)  (Read 9448 times)

Online mr.bluesky

That could also be another gameshow format, particularly for celebrities who are down on their luck.

I'm like Alan Partridge laid on that bed speaking into a dictaphone really.

question - do you use a Dictaphone ?
answer-   No I use my finger to phone  :D

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question - do you use a Dictaphone ?
answer-   No I use my finger to phone  :D
Copyright Bernard Manning.

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This on the mise-en-scene of A Clockwork Orange posted on Youtube only this week: External Link/Members Only

Which reminds me, the chebs in the disrupted rape scene in the old theatre :wacko:

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question - do you use a Dictaphone ?
answer-   No I use my finger to phone  :D

Isn't it "Do you use a dictaphone? No, I use a finger like everyone else."

Offline winkywanky

:lol:   :lol: 

Or, "I'm A Cheblebrity, Get Them Out For Me".     :dance:   :yahoo:   :D

Like it.

If you don't me suggesting a little tweak, how about "I'm A Cheblebrity, Get Them Out Right Here"? It rhymes with the original and scans a little better IMO?  :hi:

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I can't believe no one has mentioned the Russ Meyer films yet.....

Offline joe diddley

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Russ Meyer films yet.....

While by no means porn in the strict sense of the term I would hardly describe them as mainstream though I do love them. Charles Napier is always hilarious as the redneck cop or similar figure.

Thanks for giving me an excuse for going to look for and upload a photo of Uschi Digard, star of some of Meyer's flicks.

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While by no means porn in the strict sense of the term I would hardly describe them as mainstream though I do love them. Charles Napier is always hilarious as the redneck cop or similar figure.

Thanks for giving me an excuse for going to look for and upload a photo of Uschi Digard, star of some of Meyer's flicks.

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Slightly off topic, but Charles Napier was brilliant in the Blues Brothers.   :cool:

Offline sadolddeejay

Ohh Yeesss!! :thumbsup:
Many a teenage wank I had to that fine set of titties from trading places!
Quality.

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Offline Londonpunter30

Where has this chebs word come from? Only ever seen it on this forum.  Quick google tells me it’s Scottish.  Not a fan of it to be honest.

Back on to Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct has a great pair.

Need to find out how to post pics,  ever seems to work for me

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Back on to Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct has a great pair.

Need to find out how to post pics,  ever seems to work for me

Agreed, she was a stunner in the 90's  :thumbsup:

Not from Basic Instinct, another film she stripped off for (no surprise there) - Plus she did a playboy shoot.



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Natasha Hamilton - NOT on top of the pops .  .

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Anne Hathaway

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Jennifer Lawrence



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Holly Willougbooby (apparently)



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This on the mise-en-scene of A Clockwork Orange posted on Youtube only this week: External Link/Members Only

Which reminds me, the chebs in the disrupted rape scene in the old theatre :wacko:

Excellent little film!   :thumbsup:

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Excellent little film!   :thumbsup:
"A bit of the old in and out"  :D

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As fanny doesn't seem to be getting a look in, Rinko Kikuchi in 'Babel' has some prize private parts:

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While by no means porn in the strict sense of the term I would hardly describe them as mainstream though I do love them. Charles Napier is always hilarious as the redneck cop or similar figure.

Thanks for giving me an excuse for going to look for and upload a photo of Uschi Digard, star of some of Meyer's flicks.

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Margo Winchester in Up :wacko:

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Offline winkywanky

Isn't that a still from the sex tape?.....(Apparently).   :unknown:

Or am I thinking of someone else?   :unknown:


You've quoted the wrong caption with that pic, it's Jennifer Lawrence  :hi:

Offline Xtro

Sorted....   :hi:

Was there a sex tape with Holly W?

Offline winkywanky

I dunno, why don't you post up on Philip Schofield's Twitter to ask?  :lol:

Offline Chorley

Paula Beer in zee German film "Werk ohne Autor" or "Never Look Away.  I think it's safe to say I WON'T be doing that :thumbsup:



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Rosario Dawson in Trance

Ludivine Sagnier in Swimming Pool

Eva Green in The Dreamers

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Anne Hathaway - Love and other Drugs

Monica Bellucci - various...

Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot

Connelly... she has gone all Hollywood skinny since then.

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Rosario Dawson in Trance

Ludivine Sagnier in Swimming Pool

Eva Green in The Dreamers

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Anne Hathaway - Love and other Drugs

Monica Bellucci - various...

Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot

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I'm partial to Sophie Rundle, who's been in loads of things over the past few years (Peaky Blinders, Gentleman Jack, Happy Valley).

Here she is as stalker Labia in Episodes...

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I'm partial to Sophie Rundle, who's been in loads of things over the past few years (Peaky Blinders, Gentleman Jack, Happy Valley).

Here she is as stalker Labia in Episodes...

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Now we're talking.

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another vote for the delectable and very talented Alexandra Daddario...

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Offline pbrown355

Uma Thurman in Dangerous Liaisons.
Halle Berry in Monsters Ball.

Offline sadolddeejay

Actress Maggie O'Neill (Shameless, Eastenders) has a magnificent pair which she has unleashe far, far too seldom.

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Actress Maggie O'Neill (Shameless, Eastenders) has a magnificent pair which she has unleashe far, far too seldom.

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Yes :yahoo:

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Odd blasts from the past on TV today:

All at their peaks...

Bo Derek

Rita Hayworth

Marina Sirtis

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Odd blasts from the past on TV today:

All at their peaks...

Bo Derek

Rita Hayworth

Marina Sirtis

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 :thumbsup: must have missed that episode of Star Trek the next generation  :dash:

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Actress Maggie O'Neill (Shameless, Eastenders) has a magnificent pair which she has unleashe far, far too seldom.

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great tits !!

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great tits !!

She's always been fit but it seems even in her late 50s, her bosoms seem to have swollen so ample delights could be on offer:

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As OP mentioned, she didn't unleash them enough.

Offline King Nuts

:thumbsup: must have missed that episode of Star Trek the next generation  :dash:

I think that was the one where she ended up with a facial from Lt Data.

Offline winkywanky

I think that was the one where she ended up with a facial from Lt Data.


 :lol: Did he plaster her face with chips?

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helen hunt in The Sessions  :thumbsup:

julieanne moore in Short Cuts and Boogie Nights ... great for ginger lovers  :thumbsup:

Alexandra Daddario in  True Detective  :thumbsup:


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That looks like really bad Photoshop.

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Tricia Helfer 
She can even make an evil murderous alien cyborg seem sexy.   :yahoo:


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If we doing 'Star Trek' chebs then Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) surely has the competition licked?

Offline Corus Boy

If we doing 'Star Trek' chebs then Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) surely has the competition licked?

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 :lol: Did he plaster her face with chips?

 :lol:   :cool:

You silly cunt....  (If you don't get it the first time around, re-read it a few times).     :D   :P

Offline winkywanky

You've lost me, even my mind isn't as twisted as yours!  :P