Author Topic: Best tits/fanny off a tv series or mainstream film (not porno)  (Read 9402 times)

Offline sadolddeejay

This is not from a programme but is the actress Belinda Stewart-Carlisle who played Will's hot mum in The In-Betweeners...

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Offline winkywanky

IRL She's only 13 yrs older than the guy who played her son, and only 15 yrs older than tha character he played.

So I guess to stretch the chronology so it fits, it might be considered that she was playing a character around 5yrs older than her real age.

But my God, what a fantasy for a schoolboy, your best mate has a mum like that...as a horny 17yr-old boy you'd be pretty desperate to fuck her  :wacko:  :D

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IRL She's only 13 yrs older than the guy who played her son, and only 15 yrs older than tha character he played.

So I guess to stretch the chronology so it fits, it might be considered that she was playing a character around 5yrs older than her real age.

But my God, what a fantasy for a schoolboy, your best mate has a mum like that...as a horny 17yr-old boy you'd be pretty desperate to fuck her  :wacko:  :D

Thankfully less likely now as women are having kids much later in life, no longer lusting after 30-somethings but having MILF fantasies about 50-somethings. 

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Thankfully less likely now as women are having kids much later in life, no longer lusting after 30-somethings but having MILF fantasies about 50-somethings.


How is that thankfully less likely now, is a 17yr-old having Milfy fantasies about a 57yr old woman any less alarming?  :scare:  :D

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How is that thankfully less likely now, is a 17yr-old having Milfy fantasies about a 57yr old woman any less alarming?  :scare:  :D

Show me the multitude of 57 yr olds who look like the lady pictured.  Kate Beckinsale isn't there yet, Halle Berry is close...

Offline winkywanky

I have every faith in Kate Beckinsale to come up with the goods, moreover, I would definitely give Hallé Berry one, given half a chance  :cool:

Offline stampjones

This is not from a programme but is the actress Belinda Stewart-Carlisle who played Will's hot mum in The In-Betweeners...

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Pretty sure there’s a video out there where she gets those tits out for our viewing pleasure

Offline sadolddeejay

This is not from a programme but is the actress Belinda Stewart-Carlisle who played Will's hot mum in The In-Betweeners...

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Her surname is Stewart-Wilson not Carlisle. Dunno wtf happened. Maybe predictive texting?

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Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street would be my shout.

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Pretty sure there’s a video out there where she gets those tits out for our viewing pleasure
There's a video on the CelebJihad site. Here's a still. She should have worn a bra more when younger. She's knackered her Cooper's Ligaments.

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And Kelly Burgess from the TV series Balls of Steel as one of The Fuckers

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Started with a TikTok update and fell down a YouTube rabbit-hole before pitching a tent with Lea Thompson,  Googling pics did not make things any softer.


Offline donnybob

Marianne faithfull in Girl on a motorcycle.

in my youth I thought it was very erotic, I watched it a few years ago and thought it was rubbish

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I saw a film called Elles recently:
Joanna Kulig (Polish)


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the 1983 BBC drama series "The Cleopatras" was interesting

the plot was unfathomable, but most of the actresses spent a good part of the show naked

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With all the stuff the BBC seem to be considering withdrawing currently over fears of 'racism', what could be better than repeating this fine, historically-illuminating series?

Unless they managed to wipe the tapes of course, like so much other good stuff.

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With all the stuff the BBC seem to be considering withdrawing currently over fears of 'racism', what could be better than repeating this fine, historically-illuminating series?

Unless they managed to wipe the tapes of course, like so much other good stuff.

Its all on youtube.............someone VCR'd it and appears to have upgraded the quality
quite watchable, especially the dancers

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Phwoar, I remember watching it first time around  :cool:

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the 1983 BBC drama series "The Cleopatras" was interesting

the plot was unfathomable, but most of the actresses spent a good part of the show naked

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Was "I, Claudius" a naughty show as well?

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Was "I, Claudius" a naughty show as well?

more implied naughtiness and violence, very little visual
still worth watching though from a purely cinematic point of view

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more implied naughtiness and violence, very little visual
still worth watching though from a purely cinematic point of view

Cheers.   :drinks:

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more implied naughtiness and violence, very little visual
still worth watching though from a purely cinematic point of view

Can't beat a bit of Clavidivs.

No nudity to speak of but Christopher Biggins does get it on with his mother (and the camera zooms out).

Offline B4bcock

I remember as a teenager watching Frank Finlay in 'Casanova'.  Very tame by today's standards, but somehow more erotic because of it.   Lots of heaving bosoms we all longed to see set free.

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I remember as a teenager watching Frank Finlay in 'Casanova'.  Very tame by today's standards, but somehow more erotic because of it.   Lots of heaving bosoms we all longed to see set free.

You make it sound like the young lads in Cinema Paradiso.

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Was "I, Claudius" a naughty show as well?


Not really, but the episodes were about twice as long as they needed to be because the main character had a bad stammer.


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I thought YouTube had a no nudity policy

Is there any?

The random episode I clicked on had a shaven-headed Uncle Monty pretending to be a dying pharoah (very much in character as Uncle Monty, certainly not the 'Pie in the Sky' Richard Griffiths or Vernon Dursley Richard Griffiths).

Offline winkywanky

There's a few dusky handmaidens with their tits out.

I think that's about it?

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Sharon Stone Basic instinct as already mentioned

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Erika Eleniak in Under siege
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There's a few dusky handmaidens with their tits out.

I think that's about it?

Just had a quick peek at the modest chebbage.  Not very appetising next to the exposed bulk of Ian McNeice flouncing around.

I see it was intended to replicate the popularity of I, Claudius (and shared a cast member in Graham Seed).

I was also :unknown: :scare: to read that Derek Jacobi was only cast as Claudius as Ronnie Barker turned it down due to Porridge.  Let that thought roll around a bit.

"Y'see, that's your Romans all over, that is."

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There's a few dusky handmaidens with their tits out.

I think that's about it?

AKAIK even that’s against YouTube policy.  Let’s hope they don’t notice 

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Just had a quick peek at the modest chebbage.  Not very appetising next to the exposed bulk of Ian McNeice flouncing around.

I see it was intended to replicate the popularity of I, Claudius (and shared a cast member in Graham Seed).

I was also :unknown: :scare: to read that Derek Jacobi was only cast as Claudius as Ronnie Barker turned it down due to Porridge.  Let that thought roll around a bit.

"Y'see, that's your Romans all over, that is."

 :D

Barker was a good actor, full stop.

Although I can't help thinking they also considered him for the role because of his portrayal of stammering shopkeeper Arkwright in Open All Hours. Perhaps they thought that lent him some credibility  :D.

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Good call  :thumbsup: I'd forgotten about Erika Eleniak. If she appeared like that in Baywatch I might have watched it more often.

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AKAIK even that’s against YouTube policy.  Let’s hope they don’t notice

There's tons worse on YouTube.

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Good call  :thumbsup: I'd forgotten about Erika Eleniak. If she appeared like that in Baywatch I might have watched it more often.

I remember it well, people at school went on about it for days. Responsible for a few VHS wanks that was.

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I nominate Kelly Brook, for these terrific scenes on a beach:

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Sarah Jane Buckley best known for Hollyoaks.

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Eva Green in 300 Rise of an empire
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pretty much all the women in Vikings

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Lindsay Lohan in Machete

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Offline notcalledchris

I nominate Kelly Brook, for these terrific scenes on a beach:

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thanks for that. Talk about a body built to be fucked.

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I nominate Kelly Brook, for these terrific scenes on a beach:

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 :thumbsup: didn't realise Kelly Brook got her tits out so much in film. She has a mighty fine pair with nipples that would poke your eye out  :yahoo:

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