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Bonker · « **Reply #100 on:** May 29, 2020, 11:32:49 pm »

I had a girlfriend who was a nurse, many years ago. When talked about the nurse uniform fantasy this, she was really surprised. "But they're awful" she said, "frumpy and unflattering".

Hey ho. It's more in the mind...Freud and shit like that...i guess.

sparkus · « **Reply #101 on:** May 29, 2020, 11:38:45 pm »

Quote from: Bonker on May 29, 2020, 11:32:49 pm

I had a girlfriend who was a nurse, many years ago. When talked about the nurse uniform fantasy this, she was really surprised. "But they're awful" she said, "frumpy and unflattering".

Hey ho. It's more in the mind...Freud and shit like that...i guess.

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mr_alias · « **Reply #102 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:09:50 am »

Fantasy vs Reality

Sorry I had to bring this up because I can’t help but notice the increase in hospital staff walking into supermarkets with their scrubs on. I don’t care if they been busy saving lives, it scares the shit out of me and I can’t be the only one. I’m sure their uniforms are clean but looking like you’ve just came out of the ICU without changing is making people even more nervous shopping around.

The porno nurse uniforms have never done it for me either. Too cliched but whatever does it for you guys.

sparkus · « **Reply #103 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:18:26 am »

Quote from: mr_alias on May 30, 2020, 01:09:50 am

Fantasy vs Reality

Sorry I had to bring this up because I can’t help but notice the increase in hospital staff walking into supermarkets with their scrubs on. I don’t care if they been busy saving lives, it scares the shit out of me and I can’t be the only one. I’m sure their uniforms are clean but looking like you’ve just came out of the ICU without changing is making people even more nervous shopping around.

The porno nurse uniforms have never done it for me either. Too cliched but whatever does it for you guys.

Ditto, though the most egregious example was one near me who ventured into Simply Food on what I presume was her break (ID still round her neck) then stood outside having a fag within coughing distance of three begging tramps

tantraman · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2020, 03:40:47 pm »

Looking back through my punts (which is all one can do at this time

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Shadow314 · « **Reply #105 on:** May 30, 2020, 07:07:26 pm »

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Home Alone · « **Reply #106 on:** May 31, 2020, 08:31:38 am »

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Well, they've obviously had a problem sourcing PPE at her Hospital!

webpunter · « **Reply #107 on:** May 31, 2020, 09:10:22 am »

Very good

Whilst lacking in medical skills i'm sure she could make most blokes feel better

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Well, they've obviously had a problem sourcing PPE at her Hospital!

notcalledchris · « **Reply #108 on:** May 31, 2020, 11:49:26 pm »

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tantraman · « **Reply #109 on:** June 01, 2020, 12:16:54 pm »

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Fully Sated · « **Reply #110 on:** June 02, 2020, 08:54:34 am »

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Redpunter · « **Reply #111 on:** June 02, 2020, 09:43:54 am »

Anyone aware of an actual real nurse still active as a WG prior to the virus I know of one who was doing massage with a few extras and am hoping she will resume soon. Those fake uniforms just don’t do it for me I’m afraid. Thank you to all NHS staff for their dedication during this pandemic.

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #112 on:** June 02, 2020, 05:22:37 pm »

Some great photos. Thanks all. Have to say I much prefer the blue uniform as it reminds me of a girl ("Kate") I used to visit in Notting Hill Gate years ago who had one (along with a French Maid's outfit). Happy days!

tantraman · « **Reply #113 on:** June 12, 2020, 11:26:49 pm »

I grudgingly link this specimen here from the The worst escort picture challenge

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winkywanky · « **Reply #114 on:** June 12, 2020, 11:36:51 pm »

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I grudgingly link this specimen here from the The worst escort picture challenge ...

Put her on the geriatric ward to get the numbers down

sparkus · « **Reply #115 on:** June 12, 2020, 11:50:14 pm »

Quote from: tantraman on June 12, 2020, 11:26:49 pm

I grudgingly link this specimen here from the The worst escort picture challenge ...

Is that Sir Jimmy? Now then, now then!

tantraman · « **Reply #116 on:** June 22, 2020, 12:04:25 am »

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sparkus · « **Reply #117 on:** June 22, 2020, 12:19:39 am »

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I sure had some fun with her hehe.

Fully Sated · « **Reply #118 on:** July 03, 2020, 11:21:47 am »

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Home Alone · « **Reply #119 on:** July 03, 2020, 11:55:38 am »

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Oh dear; just as I thought the thing I've had about nurses' uniforms was about to be well and truly sorted, I see she charges £200 p.h.

Ah well, the search continues!

oneeyesnake · « **Reply #120 on:** July 05, 2020, 09:12:35 am »

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tantraman · « **Reply #121 on:** July 05, 2020, 09:22:33 am »

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Home Alone · « **Reply #122 on:** July 05, 2020, 09:26:27 am »

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webpunter · « **Reply #123 on:** July 05, 2020, 11:37:27 am »

I was thinking but the same

Although seeing 'courtesan'

in her nic it is 'cortisol' which springs to mind

I still would though

Wonder if i could ask her to take my temperature ?

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Oooh, Matron!!

winkywanky · « **Reply #124 on:** July 08, 2020, 08:21:02 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on July 05, 2020, 11:37:27 am

I was thinking but the same

Although seeing 'courtesan' in her nic it is 'cortisol' which springs to mind

I still would though

Wonder if i could ask her to take my temperature ?

Cortisol...isn't that the fight or flight hormone?

webpunter · « **Reply #125 on:** July 08, 2020, 08:29:56 pm »

I'm not medically qualified thought it was some cream
A flight hormone could be good when being greeted by a munter & its time to walk

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Cortisol...isn't that the fight or flight hormone?

BootsnBunches · « **Reply #126 on:** July 19, 2020, 09:51:14 am »

Quote from: sparkus on May 28, 2020, 08:50:06 am

The French maid outfit is a bit of a cliche to me, though you're more likely to see it in porn than a nurse's outfit.

Nurses themselves haven't worn uniforms in years, shapeless scrubs generally more utilitarian for them on the ward. I do remember my nurse neighbour at the bus stop some mornings in her uniform, which did accentuate her buxomness and led you to wonder if she was in suspenders under the tight skirt.

The demise of the nurse outfit is truly saddening for me. Fewer and fewer providers have them too so I'm always keen to hear when they are available.

sparkus · « **Reply #127 on:** July 19, 2020, 10:45:56 am »

Quote from: theoriginaljennahazefan on July 19, 2020, 09:51:14 am

The demise of the nurse outfit is truly saddening for me. Fewer and fewer providers have them too so I'm always keen to hear when they are available.

Perhaps a reflection of the demise of them in actual hospitals, no more figure hugging tunics topped off with a little hat.

bossanova · « **Reply #128 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:00:40 am »

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BootsnBunches · « **Reply #129 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:27:57 am »

Quote from: sparkus on July 19, 2020, 10:45:56 am

Perhaps a reflection of the demise of them in actual hospitals, no more figure hugging tunics topped off with a little hat.

Most likely, but hopefully some SP's will read this thread and see there is a market.

BootsnBunches · « **Reply #130 on:** July 19, 2020, 11:31:18 am »

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The definition of a stunning girl? Anyone met her?

tesla · « **Reply #131 on:** July 19, 2020, 01:41:00 pm »

Quote from: theoriginaljennahazefan on July 19, 2020, 11:31:18 am

The definition of a stunning girl? Anyone met her?

your definition of stunning is my definition of oh my god what ugly lips

Home Alone · « **Reply #132 on:** July 19, 2020, 02:25:30 pm »

Aye; best demonstration I've seen in a while of the phrase, 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.

Not my cup of tea at all.

Simon_9000 · « **Reply #133 on:** July 19, 2020, 02:37:02 pm »

Quote from: tesla on July 19, 2020, 01:41:00 pm

oh my god what ugly lips

Absolutely! Surely she was more attractive before she had her lips inflated.

The classic WG who's gone too far with the surgery.

Shadow314 · « **Reply #134 on:** July 19, 2020, 05:20:29 pm »

Quote from: theoriginaljennahazefan on July 19, 2020, 11:31:18 am

The definition of a stunning girl? Anyone met her?

Review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=264957.0 Gorgeous body, I found her face pretty nice even with the plumped up lips.

BootsnBunches · « **Reply #135 on:** July 19, 2020, 06:54:46 pm »

Quote from: Shadow314 on July 19, 2020, 05:20:29 pm

Review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=264957.0 Gorgeous body, I found her face pretty nice even with the plumped up lips.

I largely meant the body and eyes. Thanks.

anglianfloyd · « **Reply #136 on:** July 20, 2020, 11:52:12 pm »

My ex wife was a nurse , and the scratchy material the old light blue checked uniforms used to be made of made the novelty of shagging her in uniform wear very quickly.
Plus with the smell of the Savlex antiseptic she used to reek of it was akin to shagging a detoll bottle

AlwaysLooking · « **Reply #137 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:02:25 pm »

Quote from: Redpunter on June 02, 2020, 09:43:54 am

Anyone aware of an actual real nurse still active as a WG prior to the virus I know of one who was doing massage with a few extras and am hoping she will resume soon. Those fake uniforms just don’t do it for me I’m afraid. Thank you to all NHS staff for their dedication during this pandemic.

She says she is External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only. She's very different to the normal girls I go for, but I do quite fancy meeting her.

workinallweek · « **Reply #138 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:34:41 pm »

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She says she is External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only. She's very different to the normal girls I go for, but I do quite fancy meeting her.

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king tarzan · « **Reply #139 on:** July 22, 2020, 11:03:06 pm »

There was a English lady i saw years back, XXNicoleXX bloody hell did she have a figure wow in a nurses outfit.. mind boggling just looking at the gallery pictures.

oneeyesnake · « **Reply #140 on:** July 25, 2020, 03:27:02 pm »

Another photo I can't copy around on my mobile device.

Blueberry girl..yum:

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Once again sirs, if you can aid. There is a picture in her gallery.

winkywanky · « **Reply #141 on:** July 25, 2020, 06:20:42 pm »

Quote from: AlwaysLooking on July 21, 2020, 12:02:25 pm

She says she is External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only. She's very different to the normal girls I go for, but I do quite fancy meeting her.

I wonder what her Hospital thinks of her doing this kind of work during a pandemic?

Many of us have the fantasy of a WG who's a nurse (including myself), but a real nurse, working currently, is surely something which would be disapproved of by her employer

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sparkus · « **Reply #142 on:** July 25, 2020, 08:17:18 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on July 25, 2020, 06:20:42 pm

I wonder what her Hospital thinks of her doing this kind of work during a pandemic?

Many of us have the fantasy of a WG who's a nurse (including myself), but a real nurse, working currently, is surely something which would be disapproved of by her employer .

Several WGs are quite open about working as nurses on AW, it's a supplement the income thing init.

There was a card in a newsagent window, very neatly written in small writing so she crammed a lot in but it said the attractive blonde for whose phone number it was worked as a nurse so would be looking to see clients outside of shifts.

I've boinked some nurses on dating apps, it did worry me that several asked to meet in the same pub for the first date

Home Alone · « **Reply #143 on:** July 25, 2020, 11:26:15 pm »

In my early days as a punter, I used to apologise to the SPs I saw in the Parlours of Greater Manchester for my appearance. In particular, the fact that I not only have a hideous scar across my as the result of an operation to mitigate the effects of my congenital disability but I've also had four toes amputated.

I remember going through this little script with Melinda, a BBW whom I saw in the Parlours in Bury and Salford around 2005 or '06. "Oh that's not a problem", she replied. "I'm a nurse, and knew from seeing your back what your medical problem was."

I never thought to ask if she still worked as a nurse on the days she wasn't an SP.

tantraman · « **Reply #144 on:** July 25, 2020, 11:34:19 pm »

Quote from: oneeyesnake on July 25, 2020, 03:27:02 pm

Another photo I can't copy around on my mobile device.

Blueberry girl..yum:

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Home Alone · « **Reply #145 on:** July 25, 2020, 11:42:13 pm »

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I don't have a Hot List of SPs who don't work in the Northwest; but if I did, this one would have just gone to the top of it!

signy · « **Reply #146 on:** July 26, 2020, 08:36:32 am »

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I saw The Blueberry Girl about a year ago for a roleplay. She wore that exact uniform and did everything very well. Great service.

Just realised on searching that I didn't do a review at that time. Apologies to all.

MilleMiglia · « **Reply #147 on:** July 26, 2020, 03:51:13 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on July 19, 2020, 10:45:56 am

Perhaps a reflection of the demise of them in actual hospitals, no more figure hugging tunics topped off with a little hat.

If my place of work is anything to go by, then standards have plummeted. Plenty that are much bigger than me, despite being nowhere near as tall, and half my age to boot, tattoos that you only used to see at biker conventions, and hair that's all the colours of the rainbow.

webpunter · « **Reply #148 on:** July 27, 2020, 01:55:28 am »

Well a rainbow shows support for the NHS

Or that they are so dull that they need to try to attract some interest by colouring their hair

And jump on the LGBT band wagon

Ooooh how current

No its not current - they're fat boring cunts - male & female [& a good few where it isn't immediately obvious

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If my place of work is anything to go by, then standards have plummeted. Plenty that are much bigger than me, despite being nowhere near as tall, and half my age to boot, tattoos that you only used to see at biker conventions, and hair that's all the colours of the rainbow.

BootsnBunches · « **Reply #149 on:** July 27, 2020, 06:53:09 am »

Quote from: MilleMiglia on July 26, 2020, 03:51:13 pm

If my place of work is anything to go by, then standards have plummeted. Plenty that are much bigger than me, despite being nowhere near as tall, and half my age to boot, tattoos that you only used to see at biker conventions, and hair that's all the colours of the rainbow.

Lol. I must admit I can second that. The fantasy and reality so rarely match. As a younger man I dated a few nurses and was so disappointed as they were always self-absorbed and arrogant.

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