So, I dared to brave the
Marmite sexperience that is Suzy Cortez back in mid-June, when she was active on AW as
Hot_modelBrazilian. I’ve left reviewing her for at least a month, as I’m aware that even hurling up her name on UKP can generate forum fights! Now that enough time has passed, and as I intend to review/diarise every punt I ever have, I hope this review will simply be read as a review, no more and no less …
Links:Suzy is scatty. This is reflected in her perpetual name changes, AW profiles popping up and then disappearing, plus random other profiles on backpage and the like …
Hot_modelBrazilian: External Link/Members OnlyLorena sensual latin: External Link/Members OnlyJuliety: External Link/Members Only… her
Hot_modelBrazilian AW profile has gone. Her former AW profiles of
Katie latin hot,
Julie latin hot and
Lisa latin hot all now link to a current one that is
Lorena sensual latin, which seems dubious to say the least. I don't know what that
Juliety business is … I don't trust Backpage anyway.
With the AW links noted above, I hope this review will be indexed with all others. Please thus make sure you read her former reviews (
11P,
3N,
8N to date, exc. mine), especially the Negative ones, before booking her, if and when she decides to come back. You’ve been warned!
Logistics:Suzy is scatty. However, her texting with me on the day was surprising good … efficient and personable. I was intending to sort out a meeting days in advance, expecting her to be busy, but she herself offered availability in the early evening that day, which suited me fine. She confirmed that she only did 30min sessions for £100, and it would be £20 extra for “oral and anal”. She then texted her actual address, bar flat number, which she’d promised on arrival.
Location:Suzy is scatty. Although a 5min walk from Bond Street tube station, instead of a discrete location, she’d crazily chosen a top floor apartment from which to do business, on a bloody busy pedestrianized crossroad … next door to an eaterie, two doors away from a pub and opposite a restaurant! As it was early evening and sunny, the road was heaving with people, sprawled all over and enjoying post-work drinks and meals. A trio of men were even standing in front of her front door, drinks in their hands! Suzy had already texted me her flat number, but I walked passed her door several times, bottling pressing her flat’s bell each time, thinking her voice on the intercom might give my dirty game away to that trio in clear earshot. But I realised I might be looking shiftier just by walking around aimlessly … so, I just bit the bullet, excused myself passed those suspicious men, pressed the bell … thank God Suzy just buzzed me up without announcing our sordid intention through that intercom! Phew!
Looks:Suzy is scatty. This is shown in the photos below, as she greeted me in exactly that eclectic gear … pink sun visor, white comedy-size shades, white woolly tank top displaying perky underboob, and black whale net stockings. But frankly, Suzy could wear any ol’ shit and always look FAF. I’d fortunately saved these photos off her
Hot_modelBrazilian AW Gallery, before that profile disappeared. The room in these photos is the very bedroom in that Mayfair location. Moreover, the girl in these photos is indeed “Suzy Cortez”, no more and no less, whoever that may be on Google, Instagram, Twitter, tabloids, etc … you can search for yourselves.
Services:Suzy is scatty. Dressed as below, she welcomed me into the flat with a “Hello, Baby!” and her signature handsake that is a cock squeeze! A bit dazed by her instant forwardness, I followed her hypnotic ass, as it wiggled in that whale net stocking into the bedroom. There, she jumped onto the bed, back to me, and started to slow gyrate, very much reminiscent of Salma Hayek’s snake dance in
From Dusk Til Dawn … turning round to smile at me with “Do you like, Baby?” She’s now become Austin Powers! Suzy then steps down, and picks up a creased copy of Playboy (Mexico, Aug 2016) that had been strategically positioned on the bedside cabinet, showing off her cover shot … “Do you see me, Baby?” … from previous UKP reviews, I knew this would happen, but I humored her by acting impressed. At this point, I was still standing clothed by the door … a little intimidated by her evident weirdness (plus known notoriety on UKP) … but she slipped off her visor and shades, and moved in close with a “You nice, Baby!”, throwing her arms around my neck. Then, seeing her knockout face properly for the first time, I was no longer gonna run scared!
Whilst standing tight up against eachother, Suzy started to slow dance with me, and one of her hands pulled my head into FK, whilst the other hand started fondling my cock and balls. She pulled my zipper down, and the same hand started pulling at my cock through my boxers. We were still in FK, which was not progressing to DFK, and I didn't want to push things … I was more than happy to let Suzy stay in charge. She then asked me to undress, while she lay back on the bed, pulling off her stockings and panties, but leaving her tank top on. She rolled onto her front, purposefully lifting up her phenomenally phat ass … gently twerking it. As I then stood naked beside the bed, she smiled at my bobbing erection … and invited me to lie next to her.
Suzy is physically mesmerizing, and it was difficult to know where to start to enjoy her body. I actually started by fondling and kissing her underboob, and this prompted her to pull of that silly top. Those terrific tits were then all mine and alternately in my mouth. Suzy pulled my face back up for more sweet FK, but now also kissing and nibbling my ears. Soon, she turned onto her front again, yet again showing off her best asset … this time she passed me a small bottle from the bedside cabinet, and asked me to drip the contained oil into her deep ass crack and massage it in. I of course obliged … and she then purred instruction to finger her pristine asshole. Que? I was a tad tentative with my index finger, so she herself held my hand to push my finger in deeper into her oiled anus right up to my knuckle. Confidence gained, I continued to probe and finger Suzy’s ass deeply, enjoying her synchronized moans with each penetration. She then turns her head round to face me … “I want you to fuck my ass, Baby!”
Suzy sat up, and pushed me down, and dropped into OWO. Intense sucking. Lots of spitting. Much slobber. Suzy didn’t ignore my balls, which rolled around in her wet mouth, as her head descended below my shaft. She then spat all over my gooch and asshole, and started some glorious rimming … I loved her piercing eye contact over my balls, as she held my cock to one side in her hand and probed in and around my anus with her tongue. And again, “I want you to fuck my ass, Baby!” … how could I refuse?
Suzy slipped a rubber onto me, and dripped more oil into her crack. She lay down prone, and I straddled her thighs. Suzy tilted her hips, and I spread her ample cheeks apart, opening up her beautiful asshole. Slowly but surely, I enter that tight space … and sodomize Suzy prone bone. This was the second time I'd ever experienced anal sex (after
Ameera), and I again absolutely loved it. I had no chance to enjoy anything other position other that that perfect prone bone, as I’d quickly become fit to burst … so I exploded into Suzy’s ass!
After pulling out and rolling off Suzy to lie by her side, she slipped off the condom, and wet-wiped me clean. We then lay nakedly entwined, talking inbetween FK … her trials in learning English, her travels, something about Neymar, her outfits, and most interestingly something about apparently soon marrying a much older man. No time to enquire further, as I knew by then I must’ve been overtime and still needed shower.
Suzy escorted me to the bathroom, and provided a fresh towel. It was reassuring to witness her brush her teeth and rinse with mouthwash, as I started showering. After drying up, I found Suzy lying prone on the bed … she had that woollen tank top back on, but nothing else … leaving me a view of her awesome ass one last time. I couldn’t help but go over and massage those oiled cheeks a bit more. Tearing myself away, and after wet-wiping my hands of ass oil, I dressed up … and only then remembered I had yet to pay. Suzy simply asked me to leave my “present” on the bed, not bothering to count the six £20 notes, as she walked me arm-in-arm to the door. I kissed her bye, as she squeezed my cock farewell. And stepping back into that throng on the road, I noted I’d been with a veritable
Hot_modelBrazilian for 42 minutes.
Conclusion:Suzy is scatty. What you see physically is what you get. But whom you see personally appears to be variable … day to day, maybe even hour to hour … and certainly punter to punter. I was clearly lucky, and Suzy proved to be a hands-down
Positive. Would I risk her again? After all you’ve read, would you risk her? Well, all I can say at this end is if and when you choose to book Suzy Cortez, you literally are ‘taking a punt’. Good luck!
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