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Offline jlike

« Reply #8000 on: May 07, 2020, 09:42:36 pm »
A good old mouses tail.

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #8001 on: May 08, 2020, 02:55:30 am »
Quote from: jlike on May 07, 2020, 09:42:36 pm
A good old mouses tail.

I always thought mice were scared of pussies!!

Sorry; I know; it's far too early in the morning! ;) :D

Offline Scotpunter

« Reply #8002 on: May 08, 2020, 12:39:51 pm »
Quote from: Home Alone on May 08, 2020, 02:55:30 am
I always thought mice were scared of pussies!!

Sorry; I know; it's far too early in the morning! ;) :D


That mouse is terrified now, Look the pussy has eaten it!  :dance:
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Offline Home Alone

« Reply #8003 on: May 08, 2020, 06:16:08 pm »
Quote from: Scotpunter on May 08, 2020, 12:39:51 pm

That mouse is terrified now, Look the pussy has eaten it!  :dance:

Gobbled it up, might you say? ;)

Online mr.bluesky

« Reply #8004 on: May 08, 2020, 10:34:15 pm »
Quote from: freeze44 on May 05, 2020, 10:25:40 am
ffs  :lol: now I want to know what's at the end of that bit of string!  :wacko:


In case of an emergency pull cord  :scare:

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« Reply #8005 on: May 10, 2020, 09:43:49 pm »
Have a look at this
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External Link/Members Only  This is juicyellen and she reckons she has a tight pussy :vomit: :vomit:
Clearly B&S as the real persons veri pic relates to Nadine :unknown:



And here is her other profile Nadine with proper pictures External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: May 10, 2020, 09:49:23 pm by MrMatrix »

Offline diomhair72

« Reply #8006 on: May 10, 2020, 11:59:17 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on May 04, 2020, 11:43:47 am
Why O why would she put up a pic like that. Hasn't got the brains of a rocking horse :dash: :dash: :dash:

Obviously as she’s a barebacker and ****sex without *** is actually written in the header

Offline diomhair72

« Reply #8007 on: May 11, 2020, 12:01:08 am »
Quote from: freeze44 on May 05, 2020, 10:25:40 am
ffs  :lol: now I want to know what's at the end of that bit of string!  :wacko:

Yo-yo she does the ping pong ball Trick with it so she doesn’t have to keep going to fetch it
« Last Edit: May 11, 2020, 12:03:10 am by diomhair72 »

Offline methodz00

« Reply #8008 on: May 18, 2020, 05:17:36 pm »
Quote from: harry1980 on April 23, 2020, 04:50:57 pm
Just came across this profile on the lovely Vivastreet!   :scare: not sure what’s worse, the bolt one or that she thinks she’s only 40  :dash:

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Just in case anyone wants to book a post Covid session:

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8009 on: May 18, 2020, 08:09:07 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8010 on: May 18, 2020, 08:19:04 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8011 on: May 18, 2020, 08:21:52 pm »
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8012 on: May 18, 2020, 08:24:39 pm »

Offline cunningman

« Reply #8013 on: May 18, 2020, 08:31:55 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 18, 2020, 08:09:07 pm
I know it is the mantelpiece but yucky aargh

I think that's a little unfair.  Surely External Link/Members Only is worse?

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8014 on: May 18, 2020, 08:34:38 pm »
Quote from: cunningman on May 18, 2020, 08:31:55 pm
I think that's a little unfair.  Surely External Link/Members Only is worse?

(Don't!)
your images come out blank, can you please try again? Thanks

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8015 on: May 18, 2020, 08:35:58 pm »
Quote from: methodz00 on May 18, 2020, 05:17:36 pm
Just in case anyone wants to book a post Covid session:

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you think she has had the Covid?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8016 on: May 18, 2020, 08:45:52 pm »
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she writes that personal hygiene is very important ....



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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #8017 on: May 19, 2020, 10:29:00 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 18, 2020, 08:09:07 pm
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I know it is the mantelpiece but yucky aargh

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More than a whiff of an ex bloke with this one for me.

Offline lborocd1

« Reply #8018 on: June 07, 2020, 05:45:49 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 18, 2020, 08:45:52 pm
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she writes that personal hygiene is very important ....



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Is that before or after you clean your cock in bleach !!

Offline zxc

« Reply #8019 on: June 07, 2020, 11:11:10 pm »
This lady deserves a pool.

Options:

A) Fashion victim escort (With a poor sense of what a sexy mask means)
B) Terrorist (Sleeping cell)

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8020 on: June 07, 2020, 11:34:41 pm »
Quote from: zxc on June 07, 2020, 11:11:10 pm
This lady deserves a pool.


Does this lady have a AW profile, if not where did you find her

Offline zxc

« Reply #8021 on: June 08, 2020, 10:03:03 am »
Quote from: myothernameis on June 07, 2020, 11:34:41 pm
Does this lady have a AW profile, if not where did you find her

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Although not relevant for this thread.

Offline bossanova

« Reply #8022 on: June 12, 2020, 03:17:37 pm »
Was going to post this one in nurses but it's a bit too scarey

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Offline bossanova

« Reply #8023 on: June 12, 2020, 03:22:36 pm »
She's got nurses, maids, coppers, the lot but I find the carpet most distressing

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« Reply #8024 on: June 12, 2020, 03:23:12 pm »

Offline bossanova

« Reply #8025 on: June 12, 2020, 03:26:01 pm »

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« Reply #8026 on: June 12, 2020, 03:26:50 pm »

Offline Xtro

« Reply #8027 on: June 12, 2020, 03:32:43 pm »
Quote from: bossanova on June 12, 2020, 03:26:50 pm
Who knew that there was a market for Jimmy Saville look-a-likes?

Now then, now then.   :rolleyes:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8028 on: June 12, 2020, 04:10:08 pm »
Quote from: bossanova on June 12, 2020, 03:22:36 pm
She's got nurses, maids, coppers, the lot but I find the carpet most distressing
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if it wasn't for the silly outfits I love her figure but she is too far off my beaten track.
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Offline wannabe

« Reply #8029 on: June 12, 2020, 09:32:43 pm »

Offline JontyR

« Reply #8030 on: June 13, 2020, 02:25:47 am »

Offline Xtro

« Reply #8031 on: June 13, 2020, 02:43:42 am »
Quote from: JontyR on June 13, 2020, 02:25:47 am
Dog years.

 :lol:

I don't think I'll hang around to see her pink nosed puppies!  :vomit:

Offline diomhair72

« Reply #8032 on: June 13, 2020, 08:39:27 am »
Didn’t she present fonejacker a. Few years back?

Quote from: zxc on June 07, 2020, 11:11:10 pm
This lady deserves a pool.

Options:

A) Fashion victim escort (With a poor sense of what a sexy mask means)
B) Terrorist (Sleeping cell)

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline Lingus10

« Reply #8033 on: June 14, 2020, 05:14:48 pm »
Common guys I just had my tea  :vomit:

Offline bossanova

« Reply #8034 on: June 16, 2020, 10:19:08 am »

Offline bossanova

« Reply #8035 on: June 18, 2020, 11:38:10 am »
Saw her on another thread – she's undoubtedly hot – so what is this picture all about?

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Offline David1970

« Reply #8036 on: June 18, 2020, 11:58:31 am »

Offline WhackDaddy

« Reply #8037 on: June 18, 2020, 06:36:18 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 12, 2020, 04:10:08 pm
if it wasn't for the silly outfits I love her figure but she is too far off my beaten track.

She has stretched them knickers to their full capacity I think

Offline Bobbins1973

« Reply #8038 on: June 18, 2020, 07:13:13 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on June 18, 2020, 11:58:31 am
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Actually passed this one whilst out and about in town shopping and although we are very short if anyone genuine - I was still not tempted at all

Offline The Owl

« Reply #8039 on: June 21, 2020, 09:59:29 am »
Snapchat filtered shit, flattering angle, looks like something from Facebook rather than an AW profile and a fag in her hand.

A quick look round her public gallery reveals a woman fine with showing off her tits, pussy, unfiltered face and actual body shape.

She also has unprotected sex on her likes list so her gallery is the nearest to her pussy any punter with common sense should go.

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Perhaps the g in her name stands for godawful.

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Offline wannabe

« Reply #8040 on: June 21, 2020, 09:23:25 pm »
Quote from: The Owl on June 21, 2020, 09:59:29 am
Snapchat filtered shit, flattering angle, looks like something from Facebook rather than an AW profile and a fag in her hand.

A quick look round her public gallery reveals a woman fine with showing off her tits, pussy, unfiltered face and actual body shape.

She also has unprotected sex on her likes list so her gallery is the nearest to her pussy any punter with common sense should go.

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Perhaps the g in her name stands for godawful.

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Compared with most on this thread the g stands for gorgeous!

Offline HarryZZ

« Reply #8041 on: June 22, 2020, 06:18:21 am »
Everything about this one, the composition, scanky mirror covered in .... something and her bloke who's taking the picture trying and failing to hide in the background.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8042 on: June 22, 2020, 12:30:42 pm »
Quote from: HarryZZ on June 22, 2020, 06:18:21 am
Everything about this one, the composition, scanky mirror covered in .... something and her bloke who's taking the picture trying and failing to hide in the background.

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link?

Offline thehoodman1

« Reply #8043 on: June 26, 2020, 02:48:59 pm »
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Offline methodz00

« Reply #8044 on: June 26, 2020, 04:10:27 pm »
Quote from: bossanova on June 18, 2020, 11:38:10 am
Saw her on another thread – she's undoubtedly hot – so what is this picture all about?

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I’m interested to know what you think is bad about this pic? She just looks like any other girl on Insta gettting her hair done and drinking a glass of Prosecco...admittedly she’s over done it with the filter but am I missing something?

Offline David1970

« Reply #8045 on: June 26, 2020, 04:18:41 pm »
Quote from: methodz00 on June 26, 2020, 04:10:27 pm
I’m interested to know what you think is bad about this pic? She just looks like any other girl on Insta gettting her hair done and drinking a glass of Prosecco...admittedly she’s over done it with the filter but am I missing something?

She is a freak FFS, looks like some thing for Star Wars and not in a good way.

Offline savageundergarment

« Reply #8046 on: June 26, 2020, 04:21:04 pm »
Quote from: HarryZZ on June 22, 2020, 06:18:21 am
Everything about this one, the composition, scanky mirror covered in .... something and her bloke who's taking the picture trying and failing to hide in the background.

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location and link would be grand :)

Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8047 on: June 26, 2020, 05:47:49 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8048 on: June 26, 2020, 06:11:33 pm »

Offline Xtro

« Reply #8049 on: June 26, 2020, 06:25:45 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on June 26, 2020, 05:47:49 pm
ScottishBBW on Tour  :vomit: :scare: :scare: :vomit:

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Fucking hell!    Her bollocks are bigger than mine!   :scare:   :scare:


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