Women you shouldn't fancy... but do

[catweazle]

Have to say, I've never found Tess Daly that attractive, but she looked great on strictly yesterday... Maybe one for the women you should fancy more thread actually 

Nah, always found her to be totally vapid a true airhead.

[ManOFSteel]

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She has a nice body.

[A Decent Fist]

A somewhat huge body in this post. 

[The0neAnd0nly]

Warning to others - dont bother scrolling up, down, left and right to try and see the face on reply 2301 lol

[Resources3xx]

Have to say, I've never found Tess Daly that attractive, but she looked great on strictly yesterday... Maybe one for the women you should fancy more thread actually 

yep should definatly be on a "women you SHOULD fancy... but dont"
in other words, the complete opposite of this thread

its so interesting that others are saying the same thing about her. i dont fancy her either even though she ticks all the boxes the average guy would like a women to look  like clearly. a lack of oomph

[Clitheroelad]

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She has a nice body.

Her hairline looks like someone dropped a hot iron on her head.

[Waterhouse]

Not sure if this one counts or not, but used to have a thing for her as a young lad. 


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[mr.bluesky]

Not sure if this one counts or not, but used to have a thing for her as a young lad. 


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   Harmony Angel from Captain Scarlet was always my favourite

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[A Decent Fist]

  Harmony Angel from Captain Scarlet was always my favourite

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Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds was the queen of the puppet poppets for me.

I think it was her who started my lifelong infatuation with posh birds.

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Actually, that picture has made me wonder if there was ever a Lady Chatterley thing going on with Parker, the “Yes, Mi'lady” chauffeur. Now that's a porn spoof that needs making.

Both Harmony Angel and Lady Penelope were voiced by Sylvia Anderson  – who would no doubt have done Marina's voice in Stingray, too... if Marina hadn't been mute.

[bossanova]

I'd certainly have shagged Sylvia Anderson when she made thunderbirds – and she wasn't bad as an older woman either



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[mr.bluesky]

Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds was the queen of the puppet poppets for me.

I think it was her who started my lifelong infatuation with posh birds.

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Actually, that picture has made me wonder if there was ever a Lady Chatterley thing going on with Parker, the “Yes, Mi'lady” chauffeur. Now that's a porn spoof that needs making.

Both Harmony Angel and Lady Penelope were voiced by Sylvia Anderson  – who would no doubt have done Marina's voice in Stingray, too... if Marina hadn't been mute.

Pretty sure Lady Penelope had the "hots" for thunderbird 3 pilot Alan Tracey    a recent showing of the Thunderbirds film show them on a date in a dream sequence . Like you say I'm sure there was something more going on between posh Lady P and Parker  I bet Parker didn't possess a cock though just like action man didn't  ( only us blokes of a certain age remember all the Gerry Anderson tv series)

[sparkus]

  Harmony Angel from Captain Scarlet was always my favourite

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Reminds me of several foxy Chinese MILFs in TCMland.

[mr.bluesky]

Reminds me of several foxy Chinese MILFs in TCMland.

  I think that's what fired my imagination for Oriental birds 

[Corus Boy]

Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds was the queen of the puppet poppets for me.

I think it was her who started my lifelong infatuation with posh birds.

Actually, that picture has made me wonder if there was ever a Lady Chatterley thing going on with Parker, the “Yes, Mi'lady” chauffeur. Now that's a porn spoof that needs making.

"Oh, Parker?"

"Yus, my lady?"

"Will you take off my coat?"

"Yus, my lady."

"Now take of my dress."

"Yus, my lady."

"Now take of my tights."

"Yus, my lady."

"Now take off my knickers."

"Yus, my lady."

"Now Parker....."

"Yus, my lady?"
"Don't ever let me catch you wearing them again!!"

[Jonestown]

I wouldn’t mind a go with that little minx, Harley Quinn, you know, Batman’s buddy.

[mr.bluesky]

I wouldn’t mind a go with that little minx, Harley Quinn, you know, Batman’s buddy.

Prefer catwoman  grrrrrrrr   

[I like natural boobs]

Lisa George. Not a stunner, 50 and fat. Despite all of that I'd love to bang her and I don't know why.

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[MrMatrix]

Lisa George. Not a stunner, 50 and fat. Despite all of that I'd love to bang her and I don't know why.

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Neither do I

[MrMatrix]

Not sure if this one counts or not, but used to have a thing for her as a young lad. 


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Was that because she didnt speak

I thought Marina was nice as well. I wonder if Troy Tempest ever got it on with her

[Waterhouse]

Was that because she didnt speak

I thought Marina was nice as well. I wonder if Troy Tempest ever got it on with her

As a grown-up now (well, sort of), I’d like to think he did.   
 

[MrMatrix]

As a grown-up now (well, sort of), I’d like to think he did.   

Dont suppose he struggled to get wood being made ofthe stuff.....

[Resources3xx]

Emma Thompson

Helen Miren

Michelle Dewsbury

I'd like to know what Sarah Green from kids TV 25+ years ago looks like now.....

im not sure why anyone shouldnt fancy Michelle Dewsbury. shes very attractive. shes always reminded me of chanelle hayes from big brother. she used to be well fit with a great ass. kinda lost it now though just googled sarah greene. looking great fot 65. your talking potential great grandmother age

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[sparkus]

im not sure why anyone shouldnt fancy Michelle Dewsbury. shes very attractive. shes always reminded me of chanelle hayes from big brother. she used to be well fit with a great ass. kinda lost it now though just googled sarah greene. looking great fot 65. your talking potential great grandmother age

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Where's Sarah Green here?!

[JontyR]

Where's Sarah Green here?!

I think the woman in the bottom photo just ate her.

[Resources3xx]

Where's Sarah Green here?!

I didn’t say Sarah green was there. I said I googled her and she’s looking great for her age

[DastardlyDick]

I didn’t say Sarah green was there. I said I googled her and she’s looking great for her age

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Don't see it myself, but each to their own.

[sadolddeejay]

Her teeth are a lot younger than her boat race.

[Resources3xx]

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Don't see it myself, but each to their own.

yeah to be fair seeing her up close in high res is a different story. this is the most recent video i can find of her in. looks much better from a distance. External Link/Members Only

bare in mind i said she looks good... for her age. i didnt say id shag her. ive probably been with 300+escorts and i can think of one that was 42, everyone else was far younger...  the only excpetion was when i was in a parlour and an escort who looked like she was in her 50s walked in and i couldnt really say no... worst experiance of my life it was gross

but if a 65 year old guy had a 65 year old wife that looked like sarah greene i think hed be quite happy with himself

[sparkus]

Nurses' union leader Pat Cullen.

[pythondan]

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Karen Carney - ex footballer and now Sky pundit. I think she talks a lot of crap as a pundit and suffers from resting bitch face but somehow I find her sexy in a weird way.

[PepeMAGA]

im not sure why anyone shouldnt fancy Michelle Dewsbury. shes very attractive. shes always reminded me of chanelle hayes from big brother. she used to be well fit with a great ass. kinda lost it now though just googled sarah greene. looking great fot 65. your talking potential great grandmother age

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Nice looking girl back in the day, though she seemed to have some mental health issues... Think she started out as a Victoria Beckham lookalike before BB


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[Malvolio]

This is Laura Trott MP - I don't usually fancy horse-face women, but for some reason I do here.



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[sparkus]

Judy McCourt of the Postcode Lottery ads. Just exudes filth.

[ulstersubbie]

Theresa Villiers very posh Tory MP.

[Bonker]

Do you think I would get a discount with Nicola Sturgeon now?

[CanOfRedBull]

Imagine being a time traveller going back to 1990 and telling everyone that one day Roseanne Barr would be hotter looking than Madonna

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[RandomGuy99]

Kirsty Wark from Newsnight.

[ulstersubbie]

Kirsty Wark from Newsnight.

Totally get this. She definitely has domme potential with that stern expression on her face.

[sparkus]

Totally get this. She definitely has domme potential with that stern expression on her face.

I've met her. TBH I thought she was a bit dumpy and shapeless, plus looked a bit weathered without studio magic.

[ulstersubbie]

I've met her. TBH I thought she was a bit dumpy and shapeless, plus looked a bit weathered without studio magic.

I think you could say that for a lot of television presenters, the make up hides a multitude of sins!   

[DastardlyDick]

Do you think I would get a discount with Nicola Sturgeon now?

Give it a while and you won't have to worry about hubby interrupting your arrangements - he's likely to be in one of His Majesty's 3 bar Hotels 😂😂

[mills_and_bhuna]

Do you think I would get a discount with Nicola Sturgeon now?

She bats for the other side allegedly.
Her marriage is one of convenience.

[JontyR]

She bats for the other side allegedly.
Her marriage is one of convenience.

well I heard she was a witch.

[mr.bluesky]

Imagine being a time traveller going back to 1990 and telling everyone that one day Roseanne Barr would be hotter looking than Madonna

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What on earth has Madonna done to her face, she is on her way to looking like that Wildenstein woman  ( or Frankenstein woman)

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[lechef]

im not sure why anyone shouldnt fancy Michelle Dewsbury. shes very attractive. shes always reminded me of chanelle hayes from big brother. she used to be well fit with a great ass. kinda lost it now though just googled sarah greene. looking great fot 65. your talking potential great grandmother age

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[I like natural boobs]

Well the thread is about woman we 'shouldn't' fancy but do so I'm not gonna mention any stunners. I wouldn't mind bending Reanne Evans over a snooker table. I know she isn't good looking but that's the 'shouldn't' part of the thread title covered.

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

Dot cotton

[DastardlyDick]

Dot cotton

Each to their own, but that's just pervy! 

[sir wanksalot]

Imagine being a time traveller going back to 1990 and telling everyone that one day Roseanne Barr would be hotter looking than Madonna

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Fair point.

Have to say I never fancied Madonna even in her prime.

Barr looks great but I wouldn't like to undress her. She must have industrial levels of scaffolding holding that body together

[bigden40]

She bats for the other side allegedly.
Her marriage is one of convenience.

It’s not looking particularly convenient now.  Neither passing Go nor collecting £200