Author Topic: Hiding Punting Equipment  (Read 10076 times)

Offline mr.bluesky

Assuming he had a VHS player? He probably had a look in another skip for one of those  :D

Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is. ( for the young ones out there it was the only way to watch porn before the internet was invented. ) Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hoping VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's
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Offline Home Alone

Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is. ( for the young ones out there it was the only way to watch porn before the internet was invented. ) Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hopng VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's

Good luck with that one, m.bs! :D :D :D

Offline winkywanky

Well, I'd be pretty sure that the two former Regulars - one with another of her former clients whom she subsequently married - who were at my 70th birthday party will be at my funeral and wake. The married one had accompanied me to a Dinner with some of my long-standing pals nine years before my 70th party, while the other former Regular and I had concocted a cover story to explain her presence at the party.

None of the other guests suspected anything!


You obviously move in hallowed punting circles HA, and maintain strong punting relationships, that's nice  :cool:.

(I like the shared dirty little secret thing too  :thumbsup:)

Offline winkywanky

Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is.


They probably think it's a Virtual Hand Shake, in these difficult viral times you transfer £40 into a WG's bank account, sit on your left hand for 10mins to make it go dead, call her up on WhatsApp video and then she talks dirty and shakes her hand up and down while you wank yourself off and imagine it's her that's doing it.

[PS if you really miss your old porno films you can get yourself a VHS player/recorder with a slot for recordable DVDs, and transfer them all across  :hi:]

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Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hoping VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's


can get them put onto dvd ..
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Offline Happylad

Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is. ( for the young ones out there it was the only way to watch porn before the internet was invented. ) Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hoping VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's

I still have my working Sony VHS machine, as well as a pile of tapes of 1970s and 1980s porn.  Unfortunately modern TV.s don`t have sockets it can plug into, so instead of watching in glorious 50 inch TV as I had hoped I have to plug it into my my much smaller computer screen.

Offline tynetunnel

I feel that somehow my family's definition of what is normal and respectable may differ from yours, Cotton!   :D

I’m in agreement here. My wife will be in for a shock if anything happens to me, when emptying my sock drawer!  :sarcastic:

Offline tynetunnel

I still have my working Sony VHS machine, as well as a pile of tapes of 1970s and 1980s porn.  Unfortunately modern TV.s don`t have sockets it can plug into, so instead of watching in glorious 50 inch TV as I had hoped I have to plug it into my my much smaller computer screen.

I imagine there will be a converter or adapter that can do that job HL. What does your Sony output to? Scart or something older?

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I imagine there will be a converter or adapter that can do that job HL. What does your Sony output to? Scart or something older?

e bay will sort a scart to hdmi adaptor for a few pounds

Offline Home Alone


You obviously move in hallowed punting circles HA, and maintain strong punting relationships, that's nice  :cool:.

(I like the shared dirty little secret thing too  :thumbsup:)

Aww shucks, ww; what can I say??

I'd always enjoyed my sessions with each of the girls over the years.  :kissgirl: And the fellow-punter who married the one who I'd met first had become a pal with shared interests outside punting. It's probably why the second Regular called me 'fluffy'.  :kiss:

Yes; almost in the sense that it would almost be a term of derision on here! :D :D :D

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can get them put onto dvd ..


Its a shame I didn't keep them longer. I could have posted them to Happylad in his isolated bunker  :D

I still have a working combined VHS/DVD recorder allowing transfer from one to the other, but it is better to transfer them to a hard drive. Both are very time consuming.

All the ones featuring a certain gunslinger are now secure on a hard drive!

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Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is. ( for the young ones out there it was the only way to watch porn before the internet was invented. ) Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hoping VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's
I do as well and I still have a VHS recorder which works, not used for several years now and I will probably never use the tapes again. I also have a lot of porn DVDs. Again I havent looked at these for 8 years now. I was going to copy the VHS tapes to DVD but never got round to it. I've still got a TV with a built in VHS player as well. It will be a collectors item eventually- be worth a fortune in 20 years time....I hope :hi:

Offline meptalon

I still have my working Sony VHS machine, as well as a pile of tapes of 1970s and 1980s porn.  Unfortunately modern TV.s don`t have sockets it can plug into, so instead of watching in glorious 50 inch TV as I had hoped I have to plug it into my my much smaller computer screen.

It's pretty easy to find a small video capture device like this: External Link/Members Only.

Plenty of decent options around the £20-30 mark. With that, you can easily convert your old VHS into DVD format or even more "modern" mp4 formats. It will be way easier to store/reuse on a long term than the older tapes which will potentially degrade over time, even when unused.

Offline meptalon

[...] I was going to copy the VHS tapes to DVD but never got round to it. [...]

The thing is that many films were NEVER edited on DVD. And that's without counting any personal/family stuff you might have beyond porn of course.

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Showing your age now Doc. I bet a lot of younger members on this forum  don't have a clue what a VHS player is. ( for the young ones out there it was the only way to watch porn before the internet was invented. ) Still have quite a collection of porn films on VHS tapes but nothing to watch them on  :dash: Hoping VHS machines will make a comeback like vinyl Lp's

Before VHS we used to watch on reel to reel.
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Offline sub_marine

Everybody who serves Queen & country has that 1 mate who go through your belongings if for any reason they are to be sent back home outwith your control, such as medical Evac or worse.

Doesn't have to be as bad as a death though, I once nearly got knocked down by a taxi driving on the wrong side of the road on the way to a punt, made me think about if I was knocked unconcious then first thing the police would do in hospital would be to try and ID me from my belongings.  These would consist of clothes, £120 in cash just folded into a pocket, no wallet, a single yale key and a burner nokia 105, obviously locked.  Would take them an hour tops to remove the SIM and note down the phone number, also get the mac adress of the phone, with those 2 bits of data they would have no problem to discover my call history and locations for as far back as they want from the telcos.  Then just take the Yale key to the location most of the calls originate from and try it in the door.  Any SMS messages could be requested from the telcos and depending on how serious they need to ID you then possibly replay the sound from some calls if they still exist in the buffers of the digital exchanges

Offline cotton

^ So are you worried that the police will discover youve been phoning hookers or that theyl steal your £120  :unknown:

Offline sub_marine

^ So are you worried that the police will discover youve been phoning hookers or that theyl steal your £120  :unknown:

They can keep the £120 if the keep my secret from my next of kin

Offline Home Alone

They can keep the £120 if the keep my secret from my next of kin

:D :D :D

Offline rocket88

If you're not punting ATM, go and have a wank like the rest of abstaining UKP members, it'll make you feel a lot better for a short time at least  :hi:.
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I'm following this advice,the problem is that I'll be like Mr Magoo by the time we get the All clear!

Offline winkywanky

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I'm following this advice,the problem is that I'll be like Mr Magoo by the time we get the All clear!


Do you really want to hear about my wanks?

Umm...OK, I'll consider it. They're not all Positives by the way, some Neutrals and the odd negative  :D.

(Actually, this might be quite a fun idea in the current circumstances. Why don't you start a thread about it? It was your good idea, I don't want to steal your thunder).

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All my secrets are on my punting phone and it's got literally thousands of contacts on it. I only have three numbers of regulars on it all under male names. My mate has instructions to get the phone if anything bad happens and destroy it, he knows I  had a long term girlfriend and that's all.

Nothing else and I delete all records on completing a punt.


Offline churchill28

Very timely topic for some of us over the coming months  :D

If it exists it will be found. I remember coming home from school one day and heading straight to my wanking fodder stash hidden in my bedroom which consisted of a few topless pictures. It had gone!

I felt sick and my erection rapidly subsided.

Not a word was said over dinner by my mum that night or since.

Lol, exactly the same here. I was 15 at the time and the item was a VHS tape!

Offline Jacques Barstarred

Hey bud - what you got against Accountants?
Memo to self - I gotta think of a good reason to have a spreader bar and hog ties in my garage.
I had the dubious honor of disposing of an ex RN mess steward's porn collection after his death. I thought I was unshockable until that point! I had to burn it and bury it to be sure.

I can tell you, Scooby Doo had to do some pretty disturbing and disgusting things in the Valley before he got the Hanna Barbera gig!

It was bit like this.
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Offline tynetunnel

Excellent clip there. This thread is a timely reminder that none of us know what’s ahead and a little prep while I’m sat on my fat arse won’t go amiss. So I’ve deleted everything sent, trashed, and otherwise still in my punting email account. Hundreds of Seeking Arrangement emails. People will think badly enough of me after I’m dead without anyone finding all that shit!  :lol:

Offline Home Alone

Excellent clip there. This thread is a timely reminder that none of us know what’s ahead and a little prep while I’m sat on my fat arse won’t go amiss. So I’ve deleted everything sent, trashed, and otherwise still in my punting email account. Hundreds of Seeking Arrangement emails. ]b]People will think badly enough of me after I’m dead without anyone finding all that shit!  :lol:[/b]
Yes, but the key thing, tt, is that you won't be there to hear them!! So will it matter??


Offline tynetunnel

Yes, but the key thing, tt, is that you won't be there to hear them!! So will it matter??

That is true HA, and hopefully my son would be just a little bit proud of his old dad, who unbeknown to everyone, turned out not to be simply the mild mannered family man he seemed!

Offline threechilliman

That is true HA, and hopefully my son would be just a little bit proud of his old dad, who unbeknown to everyone, turned out not to be simply the mild mannered family man he seemed!

This would be true of me. My son would certainly smile. 'Dirty ol' bastard - nice one!'

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That is true HA, and hopefully my son would be just a little bit proud of his old dad, who unbeknown to everyone, turned out not to be simply the mild mannered family man he seemed!
Same for me TT. They would be shocked that I had the balls to be punting. However I've told my best friend what to clear out if I fall off my perch early :hi:

Offline davidgood

Over the years I have hidden various things hidden under the water tank in the loft, but thesedays I make more use of my locker and at work to store things like stockings. I also have a cupboard which has been used to hide riding crops, wrapped up, until I could deliver them to the intended receipient.

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My bag of goodies, which only really contains packs of tights, and rulers for a bit spanking was at one point under the water tank in the loft, but it was too much hassle getting it before each punt. It's been hidden in the car boot with other car stuff but for ages now it it's been in the shed under various car stuff and gardening equipment. I have the only key, and she never does any gardening so I'm hoping that continues.

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My OH hates my car and avoids it altogether if she can. I just chuck the washbag in the back now as its hidden in plain sight.  :D

Offline paper7

My OH hates my car and avoids it altogether if she can. I just chuck the washbag in the back now as its hidden in plain sight.  :D
I've got to ask why does the O/H dislike your car so much? At the end of it it's just a metal box with a wheel at each corner!

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I've got to ask why does the O/H dislike your car so much? At the end of it it's just a metal box with a wheel at each corner!
You're so right. My car really is a pile of shit. I've had it 10 years and the back seats are out its like a van really. Over the years I've hauled tonnes of rubble to amenity tip. collected bathrooms and kitchens, carries ladders and tools etc. Its mechanically sound and every MOT she hopes it fails then WE can go and get another car (she has her own BTW). Every year it passes, its worth it just to see the disbelief on her face :D :D
The car is ideal for my needs and very versitile. I clean it once a year whether it needs it or not :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

Offline winkywanky

You're so right. My car really is a pile of shit. I've had it 10 years and the back seats are out its like a van really. Over the years I've hauled tonnes of rubble to amenity tip. collected bathrooms and kitchens, carries ladders and tools etc. Its mechanically sound and every MOT she hopes it fails then WE can go and get another car (she has her own BTW). Every year it passes, its worth it just to see the disbelief on her face :D :D
The car is ideal for my needs and very versitile. I clean it once a year whether it needs it or not :D :D :D :lol: :lol:


You car almost sounds like a metaphor for your wife.

Especially the bit about doing her once a year, whether she needs it or not  :D.

(no offence meant  ;))

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You car almost sounds like a metaphor for your wife.

Especially the bit about doing her once a year, whether she needs it or not  :D.

(no offence meant  ;))
No not really :hi:

Offline Southendlothario

:lol: terrible man ww...nothing wrong with bean counters having a spreadsheet to manage their punts!

Imagine that coming to light! ' Why did Uncle bean have a spreadsheet with funny headings like OWO x 2pcm = £40, A levels every 6 weeks at £60 and HE x 3 per month at £25 leaving a surplus for getting kicked in the bollox every 2 months by Mistress!'

 ......:lol: :lol: