Author Topic: Rosalind - Bijoux London Bridge  (Read 6427 times)

Offline aronteo

This has been one of my last punts a few months ago.

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Fee paid: £450 for 1 1/2 hour in-call.

Commitments: Booking made  through Bijoux: let me start by saying that I have found the lady of the agency quite annoying - she had this extremely irritating patronising attitude, and I am not particularly inclined to accept that from anyone (and especially not from someone who seems to have the IQ of a gold fish...). I should have known better and drop everything there, but I stupidly decided to go ahead.


Venue: a modern block of flats 10 minutes walk from London Bridge: flat was small, not particularly clean I must say, bedroom with a small bed and a small bathroom.

Girl: she is ok looking, but photos are heavily photoshopped.
Face: she resembles the pics but her mouth is slightly twisted somehow (ala Stallone), and she speaks in a strange way as a result. Beautiful green eyes, and a bit of a sharp nose. She has a peculiar face, which I would not define as classically beautiful in the least, but she is not ugly either (for the surrealist art lovers out there she could be as sexy as hell): I would say 6.5/10/

Body: greatest disappointment here: she was wearing a wrap around tight black dress and high heels - she did look nice in it, but the problems started when she took the dress off: she was curvier than the pics suggest and her ass was quite larger (I personally like small/tight asses) - she is not fat, but at the same time far from she appears in the pics in terms of body tone. Tits were on the large size, but very floppy, not really well shaped or toned at all  :thumbsdown:. And that brings me to the next major point: overall she was not at all toned - not in the least, and her skin was not smooth either (and her legs were not smooth/silky at all). I was really disappointed about that - I mean, she claims to go to the gym on a regular basis, but then she needs to either change her diet, or start exercising properly. For god’s sake I have a much more tight and toned body than her, and have much less body fat. That really pissed me off  :thumbsdown:. Her age is advertised as 22, and I don't doubt that she is in her early twenties - but that makes things even worse as for a girl that age, I would really expect a nice toned/tight body and smooth skin.
Overall, 6.5 out of 10.

Attitude: i have read mixed views about her, and my experience has not been great on that front either. She was pleasant and cordial, but really no much more than that. She kept talking and talking for a long time, and I had at some point start everything (no initiative on her part). We lay on the bed and start kissing - DFK but nothing special and very mechanical. She undressed herself and then proceeded to undress me. After that, she started to kiss my neck, chest, and then went down to give me some (average at best) OWO. None of that was delivered with any participation whatsoever - she was very robotic and mechanic. Ironically she was claiming to love her job and to do it for the thrill of it……, well she didn’t look thrilled at all I can tell you that…..
I got actually bored whilst she was giving me OWO, so I decided to ask for a condom; i pulled her towards the edge of the bed and we started in missionary with her legs over my shoulders, then changed to doggy and cow girl. All delivered with scarce participation on her part. I eventually came into the bag and took a shower. Due to the lack of participation on her part, I didn’t go for anal or cim - to be honest, I just wanted to get out of there. :thumbsdown:

Now, perhaps we didn’t click, it was a bad day for her, she didn't like me.... I don’t know  :unknown:  - for sure, this is not the level I would expect for a £450 punt (both in terms of looks/physical appearance and attitude).

Was in two minds as to give this a neutral rather than a negative; nevertheless, since the attitude of the lady agency pimp pissed me off, the attitude of the SP was just uninterested and her body was not toned at all, I have to give this a negative (also considering that for a £450 punt, I would expect something very different).

Would I return? Well, that’s a rhetorical question. YMMV as usual.  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 19, 2020, 02:02:21 pm by aronteo »

Offline king tarzan

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what a waste bitch.. money grabbing slut.... big money for not so hot goods  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
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Thank you for posting this review, Aronteo, although I was disappointed to read it. On 'paper' she looks fantastic, I am sorry that you spent so much and received so little, better luck next time. You may have saved many punters, to my mind, a great deal of money.

the attitude of the SP was just uninterested and her body was not toned at all, I have to give this a negative (also considering that for a £450 punt, I would expect something very different).

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Cheers for the review op, she recently has unblurred her face as she guna move into webcam due to corona. She looks hot imo but thanks again for the review sorry you had a shit time

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Cheers for the review op, she recently has unblurred her face as she guna move into webcam due to corona. She looks hot imo but thanks again for the review sorry you had a shit time

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Used to be with Allure but moved on to Bijoux. Maybe that explains it a bit.
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Offline aronteo

Just want to emphasise that the above pic is photoshopped as fuck.....I am not saying she is not the girl in the pic, but....:

a) She really is not that attractive facially (in that pic she really looks hot);
b) Her boobs are not well shaped at all (they are natural, but floppy);
c) From that pic her body looks toned, her skin looks smooth and flawless, and her legs seem silky - that is far from reality.

To be honest, those kind of pics is what made me fall into the trap - if you pair the physical appearance disappointment with  her uninterested attitude  and you add a high price tag to that,  you obtain the perfect equation for a shit punt...... :hi:

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Sorry to hear mate...That is a lot of money to be spending to be dissatisfied  :(

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Just want to emphasise that the above pic is photoshopped as fuck.....I am not saying she is not the girl in the pic, but....:

a) She really is not that attractive facially (in that pic she really looks hot);
b) Her boobs are not well shaped at all (they are natural, but floppy);
c) From that pic her body looks toned, her skin looks smooth and flawless, and her legs seem silky - that is far from reality.

To be honest, those kind of pics is what made me fall into the trap - if you pair the physical appearance disappointment with  her uninterested attitude  and you add a high price tag to that,  you obtain the perfect equation for a shit punt...... :hi:

Thank you for that clarification Aronteo.

Offline mrflash

Just want to emphasise that the above pic is photoshopped as fuck.....I am not saying she is not the girl in the pic, but....:

a) She really is not that attractive facially (in that pic she really looks hot);
b) Her boobs are not well shaped at all (they are natural, but floppy);
c) From that pic her body looks toned, her skin looks smooth and flawless, and her legs seem silky - that is far from reality.

To be honest, those kind of pics is what made me fall into the trap - if you pair the physical appearance disappointment with  her uninterested attitude  and you add a high price tag to that,  you obtain the perfect equation for a shit punt...... :hi:
Thanks a lot for clarifying. Considering the mixed reviews about her, the looks and body shape were the only reason I was thinking to take the punt. I could maybe see two Russian hotties instead.

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She looks pretty fucking hot here!!!! 



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I can only agree with you. In that pic, and the previous one posted in this thread she looks really hot. As I already mentioned, Funnily enough those are the kind of pics that made me fall into the trap........; again, photoshopped as fuck.....

If you want to have a better idea of how she really looks like in real life, have a look at the ninja selfies on her twitter account (she almost looks like a different person); although, another caveat: in person she is actually bigger than those pics as well (not saying she is overweight, but larger and not toned).  :hi:
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That's why UKP is here I guess. Sharing knowledge.  She was on my shortlist but will revise now.

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Hot but too much dollar. May drop due to disease around and less custom
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She looks pretty fucking hot here!!!! 



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mango on plates or behind knickers?????????????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline Whipthatbooty

Saw her last year and while I found her attractive enough in the flesh I do agree that her latest Twitter offerings are too heavily edited.

Offline Inajeep

Looks like she read this and made a crack back at you.   :timeout:

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Offline TTGR

Bad chemistry in punts happens, but for those stratospheric prices she should have put on a far better act.
Her Twitter is ram packed with White knights, no surprise she’s up her own arse.

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Offline aronteo

Looks like she read this and made a crack back at you.   :timeout:

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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well.........

a) Many thanks to her for proving my point......., and;

b) Many thanks to you for posting this......; since as a result there will be more people on here who are going to save 450 quid...

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