This has been one of my last punts a few months ago.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyFee paid: £450 for 1 1/2 hour in-call.
Commitments: Booking made through Bijoux: let me start by saying that I have found the lady of the agency quite annoying - she had this extremely irritating patronising attitude, and I am not particularly inclined to accept that from anyone (and especially not from someone who seems to have the IQ of a gold fish...). I should have known better and drop everything there, but I stupidly decided to go ahead.
Venue: a modern block of flats 10 minutes walk from London Bridge: flat was small, not particularly clean I must say, bedroom with a small bed and a small bathroom.
Girl: she is ok looking, but photos are heavily photoshopped.
Face: she resembles the pics but her mouth is slightly twisted somehow (ala Stallone), and she speaks in a strange way as a result. Beautiful green eyes, and a bit of a sharp nose. She has a peculiar face, which I would not define as classically beautiful in the least, but she is not ugly either (for the surrealist art lovers out there she could be as sexy as hell): I would say 6.5/10/
Body: greatest disappointment here: she was wearing a wrap around tight black dress and high heels - she did look nice in it, but the problems started when she took the dress off: she was curvier than the pics suggest and her ass was quite larger (I personally like small/tight asses) - she is not fat, but at the same time far from she appears in the pics in terms of body tone. Tits were on the large size, but very floppy, not really well shaped or toned at all
. And that brings me to the next major point: overall she was not at all toned - not in the least, and her skin was not smooth either (and her legs were not smooth/silky at all). I was really disappointed about that - I mean, she claims to go to the gym on a regular basis, but then she needs to either change her diet, or start exercising properly. For god’s sake I have a much more tight and toned body than her, and have much less body fat. That really pissed me off
. Her age is advertised as 22, and I don't doubt that she is in her early twenties - but that makes things even worse as for a girl that age, I would really expect a nice toned/tight body and smooth skin.
Overall, 6.5 out of 10.
Attitude: i have read mixed views about her, and my experience has not been great on that front either. She was pleasant and cordial, but really no much more than that. She kept talking and talking for a long time, and I had at some point start everything (no initiative on her part). We lay on the bed and start kissing - DFK but nothing special and very mechanical. She undressed herself and then proceeded to undress me. After that, she started to kiss my neck, chest, and then went down to give me some (average at best) OWO. None of that was delivered with any participation whatsoever - she was very robotic and mechanic. Ironically she was claiming to love her job and to do it for the thrill of it……, well she didn’t look thrilled at all I can tell you that…..
I got actually bored whilst she was giving me OWO, so I decided to ask for a condom; i pulled her towards the edge of the bed and we started in missionary with her legs over my shoulders, then changed to doggy and cow girl. All delivered with scarce participation on her part. I eventually came into the bag and took a shower. Due to the lack of participation on her part, I didn’t go for anal or cim - to be honest, I just wanted to get out of there.
Now, perhaps we didn’t click, it was a bad day for her, she didn't like me.... I don’t know
- for sure, this is not the level I would expect for a £450 punt (both in terms of looks/physical appearance and attitude).
Was in two minds as to give this a neutral rather than a negative; nevertheless, since the attitude of the lady agency pimp pissed me off, the attitude of the SP was just uninterested and her body was not toned at all, I have to give this a negative (also considering that for a £450 punt, I would expect something very different).
Would I return? Well, that’s a rhetorical question. YMMV as usual.
