As the year draws to a close, many of us reflect on our 2019 adventures. I have recently found myself commenting in several threads (
here,
here and
here) on my gradual shift away from FS punts to B2B/HE massages, the reason being that I am struggling to find SPs who genuinely turn me on. The point of a FS punt for me is to have sex with a seriously hot girl, who it would not be easy to pull in a bar. ProtocolDroid is no pseudonym for Brad Pitt, but nevertheless I genuinely struggle to find the quality of FS girls who I find worth my time, effort and money. (I've not completely given up yet, but my last attempt at a FS punt was
particularly disastrous. This was admittedly via VS but that's because nothing on AW in Edinburgh at the time piqued my interest, and I personally think the sauna scene there is overrated.)
Anyway, on my last business trip to London I once again came to the conclusion that I'd be best off going for a B2B massage. Masha's outfit,
External Link/Members Only, has been given the nod by several members on here so I reckoned it would be a safe bet. I'd seen somewhere that prostate massage is on offer, so I made my enquiry by text. Replies were very quick and efficient: within a few minutes I knew what girls were available, and that prostate massage could be delivered by all of them. I opted for Kate, as according to the website and the info Masha texted me she's a bit taller and bustier than the other girls on the rota that day:
Hidden Image/Members OnlyComms on arrival in the area were excellent as well, and I was told to enter the house (which is not the most inconspicuous but I don't care as I don't live locally) 2 or 3 minutes before the time I had booked. Kate opened the door for me, and immediately came across as very friendly. She struck me as being a bit shorter than the 5'7" stated on the website, and she was also bigger than what the photo and stated dress size of 8 had led me to expect. Age probably 32-ish, not bad facially, a little better than average to be sure. All in all I was neither impressed nor completely unhappy.
Once in the room, I handed over the agreed £140, then had a quick shower. It's obvious that Masha's team make an effort to keep things clean and tidy: I'm sure there's a fair amount of traffic going through the bathroom (which is not en-suite) each day, but it was in a better state than what I have come across in the flats of quite a few girls working on their own.
For the massage itself, we agreed on a fully naked "tantric" session with HR at the start and at the end, plus prostate massage. Kate got fully undressed, and my impression of her larger size than in the photo was confirmed: I'd say probably a 12 on top and a 14 from her waist down. I'd be surprised to find out that she does any sports, and her boobs, in the B/C range, are not in the best shape either. Overall, her physique was not enough to get me excited. Fortunately, she allows full access to her pussy (which was completely smooth) and ass. She gloved up for the prostate massage, but the delivery of that wasn't really to my liking: she just moved the two fingers she used for this very quickly and frantically, in an in-out sort of way, resulting in only a very small degree of additional pleasure. Nevertheless, the first pop arrived after about 5 minutes.
The massage itself was OK; in terms of therapeutic value I've had better, but also worse. I wouldn't really call it "tantric", but then I didn't expect that. I found Kate easy to talk to. I had to slow down a few times as her English is still relatively basic, but that's not a criticism. After about 45 minutes she got to work on my cock again, first standing next to me then sitting on top of me on the massage table with her ass towards me. Since her boobs were too small and shapeless for me, playing around with her smooth pussy and bumhole was always going to more enticing, and perhaps she got some enjoyment out of it as well; the noises may have been fake but she certainly got wet. I wasn't sure how long it was going to take me to arrive at nr. 2, given the relative lack of attraction, but it happened surprisingly quickly. Incidentally, as I hadn't really enjoyed the prostate massage I asked her not to repeat it.
I can't recall whether she helped clean me up but there was a bit of a neck and shoulder massage to finish, another shower, and I was out again on the street about 62 or 63 minutes after I'd gone in.
Kate is a friendly girl, I enjoyed playing with her perfectly smooth pussy, Masha's comms are second to none and the house is pretty clean, but for this to be a positive experience, especially at this rate, Kate would have had to be slimmer and hotter, and her prostate massage more skilful. I do not plan to return, and in fact am quite suspicious now of the ads for Masha's other girls as well: if all of them are significantly bigger than what is stated then I will try my luck (such as it is) elsewhere.
