The horn has got a lot to answer for.
Saw Gessica's ad on VS (
External Link/Members Only), loved the photos, one Google search image hit which she explained (worked in Austria for a bit), good comms, and like a fuckin' noob I fuckin' fell for it.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyShe turns up, clearly not the girl in the photos. About 10 years older for starters. Still moderately OK looking
but this reasonably experienced punter decides to quit while he's ahead and thinks of an excuse to get rid of her so my knob thinks: let's give it a go, and I hand over the £150 for 60 minutes.
My knob couldn't have been more wrong.
She strips off and her body is disappointing. Not all
that bad: at least she's no cow. However, the boobs are a bit droopy and there's some scarring on her arms. I know this is gonna be a struggle.
She tries to get my short sighted knob up by pretty vigorous OW (never without for me; don't know if it would be on offer). Half mast is about all I can manage. We nevertheless move to cowgirl and I realise there's simply no way. I pull out, she thinks I want her in mish but I signal (poor English) for her to play with herself, thinking a bit of visual stimulation might just allow me to do the honours myself.
She refuses.
At the same time the stench hits me.
Fuck me, I have now truly descended into the ninth circle of Dante's inferno.
I somehow manage to keep my sick down, tell her to leave, and rush to the bathroom to give myself a cleansing with antibacterial gel, wishing I could fill a whole bathtub with the stuff and fully submerge myself, perhaps never to appear again.
Needless to say no offer of a partial refund; that would probably lead to a beating from her pimp, who I saw drop her off, which I wouldn't want to be responsible for, so I don't even raise it.
You have been warned.
