Christmas gifts for 2019

[Metalgear2018]

Its coming to that time of year where we would rather spend money on a good punt rather then buying presents for the other half and in laws.

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

And what would be the price limit?

[GingerNuts]

Are those hypothetical questions?

I suspect the actual answers for most will be nothing and zero.

[matthew1986]

Nothing and zero from me.

[AnthG]

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

They won't appreciate it. They will think either one of

1. He has EAS so better not accept any bookings from him, or be major cagey with him to not lead him on.
Or
2. This guy is a soft touch and I can give him a third of my level of effort and service and he will still leave happy.

[finn5555]

Its coming to that time of year where we would rather spend money on a good punt rather then buying presents for the other half and in laws.

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

And what would be the price limit?

Are you deluded 

[The Outsider]

Its coming to that time of year where we would rather spend money on a good punt rather then buying presents for the other half and in laws.

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

And what would be the price limit?

Probably an Aston Martin DB11.  I'll go easy on the options list though, so she won't think I'm a soft touch.   

[daviemac]

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

Return custom, anything else and you're an idiot. This paid for sex not dating.

[Beamer]

Its coming to that time of year where we would rather spend money on a good punt rather then buying presents for the other half and in laws.

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

And what would be the price limit?

What a stupid question.
I wouldn't buy a gift for any SP.
Do you buy your other SP's gifts. i.e. electrician,  gardener,  window cleaner.

[Metalgear2018]

Return custom, anything else and you're an idiot. This paid for sex not dating.

Dave. I know it's not dating. But it's a gift. I give a gift to my favourite Chinese takeaway. I give a gift to my female manager etc etc. But I see your point.

[AnthG]

Dave. I know it's not dating. But it's a gift. I give a gift to my favourite Chinese takeaway. I give a gift to my female manager etc etc. But I see your point.

So what gift did you give your favourite WG? And what was the response? Do you still book her?

[daviemac]

Dave. I know it's not dating. But it's a gift. I give a gift to my favourite Chinese takeaway. I give a gift to my female manager etc etc. But I see your point.

You don't give the lass behind the counter £100 - £200 + to serve you. Anyway what do you think they're going to do with it, take it home and share it with their BF / hubby / family. What if they don't know they're escorts.   

[Metalgear2018]

So what gift did you give your favourite WG? And what was the response? Do you still book her?

Hotel chocolate. It was last year. But she has gone back to Poland.

[AnthG]

Hotel chocolate. It was last year. But she has gone back to Poland.

The tone of the topic made it sound like you were buying expensive gifts for them.

[threechilliman]

Nothing and zero from me.

An alternative from me. Nowt.

[LLPunting]

Hotel chocolate. It was last year. But she has gone back to Poland.

Isn't that free from the pillow?  Feckin' cheapskate.

[Metalgear2018]

Isn't that free from the pillow?  Feckin' cheapskate.

Haha it's the thought that counts.

[Bonker]

Isn't that free from the pillow?  Feckin' cheapskate.

Pillow chocolate? Is that a euphemism for a skidmark?

[Home Alone]

Pillow chocolate? Is that a euphemism for a skidmark?

If, - a very big word - I'd had a Regular for over a year, I might pass on a box of chocolates, or something un-wanted like that, which someone else had given me for Christmas. With a new Christmas label attached, of course.

Other than that, as others have said, repeated custom.

[CheeseBoard]

Dave. I know it's not dating. But it's a gift. I give a gift to my favourite Chinese takeaway. I give a gift to my female manager etc etc. But I see your point.

What gift do you give your favourite  Chinese takeaway?   

[Hardpunt2]

I normally just give her cash. That way she can spend it on whatever she wants.

[Hungarian Lover]

About six inches if I can get it up! 

[standardpostage]

Sometimes (once in a blue moon, as they say) maybe ! working girls, give their regulars, small tokens of appreciation ?

[Jonestown]

The tone of the topic made it sound like you were buying expensive gifts for them.

I imagine he meant Hotel Chocolat :-

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A tad more expensive than Cadbury's, I think you will agree.

They do an excellent gift wrap and delivery service, if you really want to impress the gals.


I wonder what all the TS fans the forum has acquired in the last year or so will be buying for their special ones ?

[Doc Holliday]

I wonder what all the TS fans the forum has acquired in the last year or so will be buying for their special ones ?

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[Punterperson1971]

The only Christmas gift my regular gets is my Tongue up her ass on a regular basis,oh and it’s a stupid question

[Rochelle]

Its coming to that time of year where we would rather spend money on a good punt rather then buying presents for the other half and in laws.

What is the most appropriate gift to buy your favourite working girl?

And what would be the price limit?

Just get her a bottle of sparkling rosé.

[RAJEC]

If anything, if she is a regular, she should be giving you something!

Doesn’t have to be expensive. you’re paying her for her time, so she should thank you for your repeat custom if she wishes to.

I’ve never given someone who provides a service that I pay for, with anything. As mentioned above, repeat custom kinda covers that 

[Moresomes]

I've been known to give them a pearl necklace if they've been good this year.

[AnthG]

I imagine he meant Hotel Chocolat :-

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A tad more expensive than Cadbury's, I think you will agree.

If so, a really silly gift as 99.99% of WGs will not know what it is and think you've just spend £5 for it in Marks and Spencers or something.

The trick is to buy something that looks expensive that is not expensive at all. The trick is not buy something that looks cheap but is actually expensive.

[RAJEC]

If so, a really silly gift as 99.99% of WGs will not know what it is and think you've just spend £5 for it in Marks and Spencers or something.

The trick is to buy something that looks expensive that is not expensive at all. The trick is not buy something that looks cheap but is actually expensive.

The trick is not to buy anything at all! 

[Rochelle]

If so, a really silly gift as 99.99% of WGs will not know what it is and think you've just spend £5 for it in Marks and Spencers or something.

The trick is to buy something that looks expensive that is not expensive at all. The trick is not buy something that looks cheap but is actually expensive.

You say such stupid things sometimes and try to pass off your silly opinions as facts.

[finn5555]

Seriously anyone who buys a pro$$ie a gift for Christmas needs their head examining 

[Jonestown]

If so, a really silly gift as 99.99% of WGs will not know what it is and think you've just spend £5 for it in Marks and Spencers or something.

The trick is to buy something that looks expensive that is not expensive at all. The trick is not buy something that looks cheap but is actually expensive.

Keep going, you'll get there some day.

[Doc Holliday]

The trick is not to buy anything at all! 

 

Always a pointless topic this. Firstly I really don't think it is a suitable topic for a punter orientated forum like UKP. The majority response is always don't buy (which is my personal view also) and to condemn anyone who does.
The reality is many punters do give SP's gifts and when it is raised on a 'fluffier' forum, those who do partake will come out of the woodwork .... actively encouraged by the resident SPs 

[Rochelle]

Always a pointless topic this. Firstly I really don't think it is a suitable topic for a punter orientated forum like UKP. The majority response is always don't buy (which is my personal view also) and to condemn anyone who does.
The reality is many punters do give SP's gifts and when it is raised on a 'fluffier' forum, those who do partake will come out of the woodwork .... actively encouraged by the resident SPs 

Actually, it's pretty much the same on the other site too. We all know that reality can be very different to what's posted on forums.

[Sheraton]

I had a semi-regular once and at about Christmas time , I noticed a present on the bed side table which she had obviously received from another punter (packaging open etc).  I looked at the parcel and thought to myself what a silly bugger for buying her the pressie.  As someone else suggested, if I had a regular I might pass on an unwanted present but anything other that would, imo constitute EAS. 

[suttonporksword]

Genetal warts

[webpunter]

 

Probably best going for a recent 2nd hand one

Heaps of initial depreciation already taken

& who cares as the attached suggests

Agree don't want you to be considered a soft touch

An alternative would be to buy a Shaguar - a poor man's Aston.  Much much cheaper

Probably an Aston Martin DB11.  I'll go easy on the options list though, so she won't think I'm a soft touch.   

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[finn5555]

Actually, it's pretty much the same on the other site too. We all know that reality can be very different to what's posted on forums.

I see you have made some friends there 

[webpunter]

Think OP should be banned for a week

Bringing UKP into disrepute for even thinking of buying something let alone putting a thread on here on the subject matter

Does OP not realize that it causes your average pro$$ie problems when punters give xmas cards

If said punter makes another booking they then have to try & remember which card so they can put it on display

As for xmas cards a bit like getting one when you are a kid - don't give a monkeys about the card - but is there any money inside ??

In festive times I have been known to give a bill & benner, or even a score [if i'm feeling particularly fluffy]

[Doc Holliday]

We all know that reality can be very different to what's posted on forums.

Now that is a discussion topic ..................

[Rochelle]

I see you have made some friends there 

You mean the one arsehole and his weird obsession?

[Rochelle]

Now that is a discussion topic ..................

Maybe you should start a thread...

[AnthG]

You say such stupid things sometimes and try to pass off your silly opinions as facts.

So when did you become the spokesperson for all prostitutes?

Most prostitutes are 20 somethings and do not know about obscure posh expensive chocolates.

Just because you know about something, does not mean others do as well. So your silly opinion is being passed off as a fact.

[AnthG]

You mean the one arsehole and his weird obsession?

You are an arrogant pain in the arse on both forums. That is a fact.

Why you even post on this forum is beyond me as you do not seem to in anyway follow its ethos. And I really doubt you are drumming up any business by posting on it.

[finn5555]

You mean the one arsehole and his weird obsession?

he fancies you deep down 

[Doc Holliday]

Maybe you should start a thread...

Donkey's years since I started a thread 

[Rochelle]

So when did you become the spokesperson for all prostitutes?

Most prostitutes are 20 somethings and do not know about obscure posh expensive chocolates.

Just because you know about something, does not mean others do as well. So your silly opinion is being passed off as a fact.

Hotel Chocolat is hardly obscure. It's not that expensive either depending on what you buy. You can go in and buy chocolates for less than a fiver.

You're the one that said 99.99% of girls wouldn't have heard of it. I don't think you know the difference between opinion and fact.

[finn5555]

Hotel Chocolat is hardly obscure. It's not that expensive either. You can go in and buy chocolates for less than a fiver.

You're the one that said 99.99% of girls wouldn't have heard of it. I don't think you know the difference between opinion and fact.

Anth, I hate to say it but she has a point 

[smiths]

Seriously anyone who buys a pro$$ie a gift for Christmas needs their head examining 

Absolutely, buying a WG a gift for Christmas, jeez there are some sad cases about. And before a fluffy starts, yes its your money and you can spend it on what you like. Its merely my view you are a sad case.