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Bootleg

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Hi,

Just had my first nuru massage and it was awesome.

In my normal patch (Goucestershire/Wiltshire/Worcestershire) parlours have been virtually eliminated by plod so I see indies from AW. There are lots of fakes and dodgy EE girls so I tend to stick with a few girls who are good but need to be organised in advance and can lack variety.

On a recent business trip to the North West is was looking forward to visiting a couple of parlours and on searching found one near my hotel that offered nuru which I have always wanted to try.

I quick phone call and 45 minutes later I was lying naked face down on an inflatable mattress with a sexy girl slipping and sliding on top of me and making great use of her enhanced boobs. This moved on to some great owo followed by her riding me to completion.

Very different from my normal GFE type punts. There was no illusion that I was doing anything other than shagging a raunchy prossie who was great at her job. It is easy to get into a punting rut and keep seeing a good girl once you find one as there as so many scammers out there. This has inspired me to be a bit more adventurous.

Not going to name the girl or venue as I do not want to be seen to be touting. I would say the guys who live in the North West are lucky with the local parlour scene. I just wish my local police force would develop a similar sensible attitude.




vorian

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Don't understand why you think it would be touting, that is what the review section is for. :unknown:

SirFrank

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Never tried nuru and all the girls on my patch charge stupid money. As vorian says you should post link or details here.

Gordo987

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Hi,

Just had my first nuru massage and it was awesome.

In my normal patch (Goucestershire/Wiltshire/Worcestershire) parlours have been virtually eliminated by plod so I see indies from AW. There are lots of fakes and dodgy EE girls so I tend to stick with a few girls who are good but need to be organised in advance and can lack variety.

On a recent business trip to the North West is was looking forward to visiting a couple of parlours and on searching found one near my hotel that offered nuru which I have always wanted to try.

I quick phone call and 45 minutes later I was lying naked face down on an inflatable mattress with a sexy girl slipping and sliding on top of me and making great use of her enhanced boobs. This moved on to some great owo followed by her riding me to completion.

Very different from my normal GFE type punts. There was no illusion that I was doing anything other than shagging a raunchy prossie who was great at her job. It is easy to get into a punting rut and keep seeing a good girl once you find one as there as so many scammers out there. This has inspired me to be a bit more adventurous.

Not going to name the girl or venue as I do not want to be seen to be touting. I would say the guys who live in the North West are lucky with the local parlour scene. I just wish my local police force would develop a similar sensible attitude.

I don't believe you.

Sunny123

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has anybody tried Imperial Massage in Eastcote?

Offline Rock123

I've always wanted a Nuru massage and am tempted to go to a nuru massage parlour in London.

password02

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Can someone post the link and also explain what exactly is a NURU massage? and why do girls charge silly money on top for this type?


password02

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OK thanks - I would think the Nuru gel would get every where?

Gordo987

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OK thanks - I would think the Nuru gel would get every where?

Exactly, which is why I don't believe the OP's claim that he went straight from the massage to OWO and penetration. You have to wash all the goo off before you can get the rubber on, although the girl might not have minded getting the goo in her mouth (but I would have thought probably not) :unknown: :unknown:

password02

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Ok that makes more sense - if you have all that gel all over you then i would expect that it would make sex and FCK a No No unless you both had a shower to wash all the stuff off you before re starting the session

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Barry Shipton

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Exactly, which is why I don't believe the OP's claim that he went straight from the massage to OWO and penetration. You have to wash all the goo off before you can get the rubber on, although the girl might not have minded getting the goo in her mouth (but I would have thought probably not) :unknown: :unknown:
Believe it, I've had several, the decent gel actually taste a little bit sweet and an experienced girl can still get a condom on. And in the North East it's only £30 on top of a normal booking.

More (clean) videos here but just google porn sites for the explicit versions.
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Offline maxxblue

Believe it, I've had several, the decent gel actually taste a little bit sweet and an experienced girl can still get a condom on. And in the North East it's only £30 on top of a normal booking.

More (clean) videos here but just google porn sites for the explicit versions.
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Do you have any links to the places you have had a nuru in the North East?

vorian

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I have had a nuru before, the gel is seaweed based and has a neutral taste. It is rubber friendly so would be OK for both owo and sex. Main problem is as the gel cools down it gets tacky and does not slip so easily,  think you get about 20min before this happens,  I did enjoy it, but nothing I would make a massive effort to repeat.

Gordo987

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I have had a nuru before, the gel is seaweed based and has a neutral taste. It is rubber friendly so would be OK for both owo and sex. Main problem is as the gel cools down it gets tacky and does not slip so easily,  think you get about 20min before this happens,  I did enjoy it, but nothing I would make a massive effort to repeat.

Bollocks.

redhat

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Can you just not use oil or that liquid silk stuff?

vorian

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Bollocks.

Well I can only go by my personal experience of a nuru.  I take it yours have been different then.

Barry Shipton

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Bollocks.
Yes, it's bollocks friendly too. No escort would use it if the gel made condoms break. Vorian's description is spot on, it can be so frictionless and slippy that it can be hard to get good traction for sex in some positions. But as he says gets very tacky once dried so you need to keep adding fresh gel.

I found letting it dry just on your hands made them really sticky and you could just cling on to the PVC bed sheets to get extra leverage. I'd agree it's alright if you fancy a change every now and then - very different from oil massages and one for the punting bucket list.

Do you have any links to the places you have had a nuru in the North East?
That link I posted was for the girl I've tried it with in Newcastle, there's another I haven't tried called Sexy Becky on AW, she's a bit more expensive and read her reviews in the North East section as she seems a bit flaky. Links to both in this thread on North East massage which has loads of tips.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17746.0

tigertiger

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You are better off buying the nuru gel yourself - i know a good cheap supplier of the genuine nuru gel who has it imported over from Thailand...lkmk if your interested i'll post the link on here

Barry Shipton

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You are better off buying the nuru gel yourself - i know a good cheap supplier of the genuine nuru gel who has it imported over from Thailand...lkmk if your interested i'll post the link on here
Never mind the gel or even the rubber sheets - I find the hardest thing to source is the attractive naked woman prepared to apply it to my cock.

Unless of course you reckon we can persuade the Mrs to spend a fun Saturday night in instead of watching Strictly Come Dancing on Ice?

circusbizarre

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if it is a proper nuru it is awesome

Gordo987

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if it is a proper nuru it is awesome

Delicious on salads, in sandwiches and as a refreshing snack! :wacko:

vorian

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Delicious on salads, in sandwiches and as a refreshing snack! :wacko:

What's your personal experience of Nuru massage Gordo, I'm interested to see what you thought of it and if the gel you used was different to the one thats others have used.

Bootleg

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Just checked the thread for the first time after posting.

To clarify we did have owo and sex on the matress straight after the massage. I had to open the condom packet as as the girl had gel on her hands but she put in on skillfully with her mouth  :)

There was a bed in the room as well as the mattress so I guess that longer bookings may end up there after a shower.

Definitely an experience that every punter should try.

Barry Shipton

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Nobody who's tried it is doubting you - escorts don't offer this for the alleged health benefits although you do feel pretty good afterwards! Of course there is sex involved.

Don't think Gordo987 has actually tried it which is why he is a doubter.

vorian

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Nobody who's tried it is doubting you - escorts don't offer this for the alleged health benefits although you do feel pretty good afterwards! Of course there is sex involved.

Don't think Gordo987 has actually tried it which is why he is a doubter.

I did note that Gordo never answered my question, I thought one of the advantages of the Nuru Gel over oil based products was the fact that it doesn't affect the condom or break the "Rubber" down, as some oils can.

Offline Metal Geek

I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

vorian

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I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

You do need a shower afterwards for sure, so wet hair would be a problem.

zatoichi

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I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.
What about one of those swimming caps?

Gordo987

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What's your personal experience of Nuru massage Gordo, I'm interested to see what you thought of it and if the gel you used was different to the one thats others have used.

The one 'thats others' have used? Do you mean you, yourself and another one of your many aliases? Try reading my FRs. And I still don't believe you (or yous)  :wacko:

vorian

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The one 'thats others' have used? Do you mean you, yourself and another one of your many aliases? Try reading my FRs. And I still don't believe you (or yous)  :wacko:

Calm down Gordo, your give yourself a heart attack chap,  no big deal is it, bigger things to worry about than a nuru massage gel. If it makes you feel better and a bit more relaxed, I and the two other profiles I have created with the the express purpose of discrediting your expertise in nuru massage gel are wrong and you my friend are right.  ;)


Offline webpunter

Just checked the thread for the first time after posting.

To clarify we did have owo and sex on the matress straight after the massage. I had to open the condom packet as as the girl had gel on her hands but she put in on skillfully with her mouth  :)

There was a bed in the room as well as the mattress so I guess that longer bookings may end up there after a shower.

Definitely an experience that every punter should try.

It's not touting to post the link.  So do the decent thing !

Barry Shipton

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The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

To be honest Mike my hair's a mess every time after I see Yvonne, but yes it does get everywhere if you get carried away, it's not like a passive massage that's done to you. But she's a very organised girl, sure she will have a hair dryer you can use.

The shower before and after is why you really need an hour, had 90 mins last time because I hate to rush and wanted a bit of role play before. That's also why I keep it for special occasions otherwise it can work out a bit expensive - but promise to post a review next time just for Gordo's benefit.  That is assuming I am real and not another one of Vorian 's fake profiles!

vorian

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That is assuming I am real and not another one of Vorian 's fake profiles!

Of course Barry, I might be one of your fake profiles. Perhaps we both have shares in the UK's main nuru massage gel importer and we have collaborated to spread lies about the characteristics of said product. I guess the massive bribe that Adam took to allow us to run multiple profiles touting nuru gel, will be money well spent in the long run. I really think Gordo deserves a medal for uncovering this conspiracy or perhaps he has now taken his medication, calmed down and we won't ever hear from him again on the subject.  :hi:

Gordo987

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Calm down Gordo, your give yourself a heart attack chap,  no big deal is it, bigger things to worry about than a nuru massage gel. If it makes you feel better and a bit more relaxed, I and the two other profiles I have created with the the express purpose of discrediting your expertise in nuru massage gel are wrong and you my friend are right;)

I always am. :lol:

vorian

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I always am. :lol:

Good to hear from you Gordo, I was a bit worried about you then  :hi: you keep taking those meds mate. Never a good idea to go against Doctors orders.

Gordo987

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Good to hear from you Gordo, I was a bit worried about you then  :hi: you keep taking those meds mate. Never a good idea to go against Doctors orders.

Are you a doctor now? No, still having the usual delusions of grandeur along with the growing schizoid tendencies.

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 ‘we are legion’

vorian

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Are you a doctor now? No, still having the usual delusions of grandeur along with the growing schizoid tendencies.

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 ‘we are legion’

 :cry: ;) Keep taking the meds Gordo,  keep taking the meds.  :)

Gordo987

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:cry: ;) Keep taking the meds Gordo,  keep taking the meds.  :)

Watsup doc?

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That was a shit, unoriginal line the first time you used it. Better get swatting up for better stuff in those old comics you've got under yous cot.  :wacko:

vorian

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Calm down Gordo it's no big deal and really not worth the stress, I'm only messing with you mate. ;)
« Last Edit: March 12, 2014, 11:20:54 pm by vorian »

Gordo987

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Calm down Gordo it's no big deal and really not worth the stress, I'm only messing with you mate. ;)

That's a mutual, pal  :thumbsup:

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Mutual too :wacko:

Ok, you criticise a punter for his report with-
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I don't believe you.
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Bollocks.

 but add nothing either for or against the discussion just an accusation that a member has multiple profiles.

 :crazy: :wackogirl: :wacko:

PN put you on pre-mod have they ?

Gordo987

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Ok, you criticise a punter for his report with-and
 but add nothing either for or against the discussion just an accusation that a member has multiple profiles.

 :crazy: :wackogirl: :wacko:

PN put you on pre-mod have they ?

It's all true except the last one. Having a day off school are we?  :sarcastic:

Barry Shipton

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To answer Bootleg's original point and try and get this thread back on subject - glad you enjoyed it, I'd agree it's good to be adventurous and try something new.

Apparently some guys get totally hooked on Nuru and want it every time, for me it's something I'd do two or three times a year when I'm in the mood for something different.

PS - Gordo, chill out man, you need to relax more, maybe have a nice Nuru massage!

Gordo987

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To answer Bootleg's original point and try and get this thread back on subject - glad you enjoyed it, I'd agree it's good to be adventurous and try something new.

Apparently some guys get totally hooked on Nuru and want it every time, for me it's something I'd do two or three times a year when I'm in the mood for something different.

PS - Gordo, chill out man, you need to relax more, maybe have a nice Nuru massage!

What? :crazy:

Offline webpunter

I do love a bit of nuru
Seems like every girlie / massage place puts a pvc sheet on a bed
Have experienced this
But what is really needed is an air-bed in a wet room
Just like on the tube sites
Only place i know that offers this is soft touch in northampton
Not posting a link.  If members can't find it then i suggest they go on an IT course at a local college
The air-bed is nicely comfortable & bouncy + allows the bit on the tube vids when the guy is lying on his front & the woman pulls his cock back between his legs & massages it
Potentially a bit painful on a normal bed but the air-bed allows some more room for movement
 

Offline Aldaman

Here is a video I found on it. External Link/Members Only it looks rather interesting. Does anyone seem to know this girl. She looks like she is really into it.