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62 review(s) for Antonia aa (20 positive, 15 neutral, 27 negative) [Indexed by PatMacGroin]
53 review(s) for Antonia A  (16 positive, 13 neutral, 24 negative) [Indexed by sunnyj]

Offline mr_alias

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 01:33:35 am by mr_alias »
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Offline myothernameis

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty attitude, shitty service, rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

Why is this a Positive, surely it should be a negative report

Offline mr_alias

Apologies, it's been amended.

Still can't believe what a waste of my time it all was.

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Offline TheOracle

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

I was surprised to see that this horrific tart still had more positives than negatives as UKP was showing 5p and 3n, then I clicked through and realised that the indexing system must be broken because she actually has tons of negs...

Offline king tarzan

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Offline Sinz

Waste of space. Thanks for the warning

Offline king tarzan

Waste of space. Thanks for the warning

Many will never learn. :dash: :dash: :dash:
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 08:57:10 am by king tarzan »
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Offline PLeisure

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming  :hi:

Offline Mario7769

There should be a top 10 list of most worthless Romanian SPs with this bitch in the top 5

Offline last_days_of_logan

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming  :hi:

a revenge review but still helpful

Johnny2050

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I could not believe the title of this review so I had to open it.

omg, I guess in such a case I would at least COB on her ass, nice way to jerk off.

Offline king tarzan

Basically the large amount of negatives are there for all to see..
Anyone who ignores the negatives is running to her to get shitted on there stupid face by her far as I am concerned..
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Offline mr_alias

a revenge review but still helpful

Mate, its not revenge. She really did tut and told me to finish myself off. When I lay there thinking and  about to say WTF, she got a wipe for me thinking I wasn’t doing it because my cock was dirty.

People who say she’s fit and put up with her shitty attitude. She ain’t all that, she looks a bit skanky to be honest and had these braces and fake tits that aren’t done very well. Definitely not my standards any way.

I got more pleasure eating KFC after.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 01:25:38 pm by mr_alias »
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Offline king tarzan

Mate, its not revenge. She really did tut and told me to finish myself off. When I lay there thinking and  about to say WTF, she got a wipe for me thinking I wasn’t doing it because my cock was dirty.

People who say she’s fit and put up with her shitty attitude. She ain’t all that, she looks a bit skanky to be honest and had these braces. Definitely not my standards any way.

I got more pleasure eating KFC after.

I prefer a nice lamb saag with 2 butter naans after
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Offline mr_alias

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming  :hi:

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.
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Offline Dopedj

This new system on UKP —This seems not to count some profiles negatives at all

Offline PLeisure

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.
It's a shame that it took a bad experience to motivate your contribution. Admitting you've leeched for six years doesn't afford you sympathy. Once again, hopefully we'll see more from you now   :hi:
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 01:59:35 pm by PLeisure »

Offline king tarzan

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.

Good you kicked in the nuts for not contributing.. :hi:
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Offline mr_alias

To be fair, i was aware of her negatives before I went but they also mention she’s pretty so I thought I’d go and see.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all but she was skinny which isn’t a negative except when you have a badly done boob job. Her face was so so until she smiled revealing braces.

Maybe, I’m spoilt for choice as I regularly go to and punt all over south east asia.
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Offline MrMatrix

Apologies, it's been amended.

Still can't believe what a waste of my time it all was.
I cant believe its taken you 6 years to post a review. Hopefully you will now post a few more which will be most welcome :thumbsup:

Online scutty brown

........................... Told me to jerk myself off in the end ....................

Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????

Offline MrMatrix

 
Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????
:D :D

Offline mr_alias

Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????

I wish she had because then I could ask for a refund. She had no reason to tell me to fuck off, I wasn’t disrespectful or rude. I’m not like that.

She was more concerned with texting and answering the phone than taking care of her current paying customer. If you paid me £70 to go fuck her now, I would turn you down. Not worth my time.



« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 04:51:07 pm by mr_alias »
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Offline Mario7769

I wish she had because then I could ask for a refund. She had no reason to tell me to fuck off, I wasn’t disrespectful or rude. I’m not like that.

She was more concerned with texting and answering the phone than taking care of her current paying customer. If you paid me £70 to go fuck her now, I would turn you down. Not worth my time.

Probably all of us have been there mate and know exactly what you're describing intimately. Chalk it up to experience and something you'll likely experience again, but don't ever chance a sp with negatives so vastly outweighing her positives. Even sps with a bunch of neutral should be disregarded. if you want to look at beautiful women without deriving pleasure just go for a walk. not pay for it.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 05:00:00 pm by Mario7769 »

Offline Jerk Chicken

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again  :dash:
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Offline king tarzan

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again  :dash:

Like a Shane Warne googly they get bowled over.. :hi:
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Offline Global_Punter

Two sides to a story though, what was the time duration ? did you pay for ie 15 mins P&D & couldn't finish in < 15 mins ?

Offline mr_alias

Two sides to a story though, what was the time duration ? did you pay for ie 15 mins P&D & couldn't finish in < 15 mins ?

I paid for 30 minutes, hence the £70. Like I said, I literally would not fuck her even if you paid me. I was trying to get hold of brigit who I recently discovered. Not your prettiest but my gosh she can suck cock. My legs were like jelly walking home I almost fell over waking down the stairs from her apartment.

About bad reviews, theres a fare few that I’ve seen based on their looks who have questionable feedback like cute tina babe in northolt. I’ve always walked away satisfied. This one however is not worth it based on her looks.

I don’t write reviews because I would only ever see someone already reviewed so I have a rough idea and feel I can’t add anything further than what was already known. Just like in this instance, its already known. I don’t “TOFTT” here. I could contribute a fair bit if anybody wants to know about the scenes in singapore, malaysia, thailand, vietnam, hong kong and china etc but you won’t find any interesting reports from me in the UK. I’m one of those people like on amazon who only writes when they got a complaint. So keep up the good reporting as one complaint in 6 years! Its been working for me 😎
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 06:16:56 pm by mr_alias »
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Online scutty brown

I paid for 30 minutes, hence the £70. Like I said, I literally would not fuck her even if you paid me. I was trying to get hold of brigit who I recently discovered. Not your prettiest but my gosh she can suck cock. My legs were like jelly walking home I almost fell over waking down the stairs from her apartment.

About bad reviews, theres a fare few that I’ve seen based on their looks who have questionable feedback like cute tina babe in northolt. I’ve always walked away satisfied. This one however is not worth it based on her looks.

I don’t write reviews because I would only ever see someone already reviewed so I have a rough idea and feel I can’t add anything further than what was already known. Just like in this instance, its already known. I don’t “TOFTT” here. I could contribute a fair bit if anybody wants to know about the scenes in singapore, malaysia, thailand, vietnam, hong kong and china etc but you won’t find any interesting reports from me in the UK. I’m one of those people like on amazon who only writes when they got a complaint. So keep up the good reporting as one complaint in 6 years! Its been working for me 😎

1) Yes, we would like to see the overseas reviews, thats why we have an overseas forum
2) Yes, the UK reports would still be useful as they show the level on consistency the girl has

So sorry, you've no excuses for not reviewing

Offline peter purves

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

Sorry to hear mate!

Time to bring up my old gripe of not understanding most punter's marking system of  :angelgirl: [beauty]  :P

Not pretty but gets 7/10

 :P ;)
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Offline mr_alias

Sorry to hear mate!

Time to bring up my old gripe of not understanding most punter's marking system of  :angelgirl: [beauty]  :P

Not pretty but gets 7/10

 :P ;)

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 06:58:50 pm by mr_alias »
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Offline peter purves

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference snd comparison is rather skewed.

Do you mean that you think we would give her a 9 as opposed to she is objectively  :angelgirl: and the consensus here would be a 9?

Spot the difference!!??
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 07:00:14 pm by peter purves »
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Offline mr_alias

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.

I’ve just realised that came out wrong on a forum like this. No shes not a prossie 😂
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Offline peter purves

I’ve just realised that came out wrong on a forum like this. No shes not a Sex Worker 😂

Yes it did come out the wrong way but not like the above though :P ;)
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Online scutty brown

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.

not a 69???

Offline Jerk Chicken

Like a Shane Warne googly they get bowled over.. :hi:

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!
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Offline mr_alias

not a 69???

You definitely would but she don't like it. Guess that's why I do what I do.

I felt bad about leeching for so long so added some positive experiences I've had thanks to reviews on these forums. There's more...many more  :hi:
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Offline king tarzan

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!

A bloody good bowler.
About time England had a genuine swing speedster.
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Offline mr_alias

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again  :dash:

Cute tina babe in Northolt is Romanian with some very bad or neutral reviews, but she is very fit. Probably an 8. Someone i would visit again if only she did not live so far away.
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Offline sunnyj

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!
Not many out there and few of them are mentioned in this thread.  :hi:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248434.0

felixhendrix

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I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

Offline mr_alias

I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

17 negative 13 postive 12 neutral

Nothing I’ve said is new. I don’t see how you can see it as dodgey. And the only person shes into is the next paying customer.
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Offline TheOracle

To be fair, i was aware of her negatives before I went but they also mention she’s pretty so I thought I’d go and see.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all but she was skinny which isn’t a negative except when you have a badly done boob job. Her face was so so until she smiled revealing braces.

Maybe, I’m spoilt for choice as I regularly go to and punt all over south east asia.

Yeah, she's not even that pretty: she's very photogenic, but when I met her years ago I thoght that in addition to the absolutely appalling attitude she had actually quite a plain face, and her body was OK but I barely managed to get it hard anyway given how horrible she was (and I almost never have erection problems).

Offline TheOracle

I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

You'll come to understand that women "not being into you" is the reason why many men see escorts, and expect to still receive good service, given they are paying them. This particular one is one of the worst escorts you can meet: rude, bitchy, unpleasant and uninterested throughout. The review is absolutely not out of line with what I would expect from someone who has met her.

Offline kasamaa

Cute tina babe in Northolt is Romanian with some very bad or neutral reviews, but she is very fit. Probably an 8. Someone i would visit again if only she did not live so far away.

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 02:11:45 am by kasamaa »

Offline mr_alias

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

Its all subjective init but I give cute tina an 8. What would you give her?
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Offline mr_alias

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

Ok I’ve seen inese who is an 8 with a 9 ableit fake body.
Mellisaxx who is a 7.5 facially and 9 again fake boobs body.
Tina was an 8 with 8 body (all natural)

Thats the benchmark but yeah I would give my GF a 9 with 8 body (natural). Younger than all of them too at 25.
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Offline Heph

It's hard to understand why the aggregate review score isn't working, but for future reference, as things stand on 14th July 2019, she has:

* 19 negatives
* 9 neutrals
* 9 positives

Under the most charitable interpretation, you have slightly less than a 50% chance of coming away from that appointment feeling not actively p!ssed off. More likely, from 37 feedbacks, it's 3:1 that you won't feel yours was positive. And some of her few good reports must surely be questionable.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 03:46:38 am by Heph »

Offline NickA

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again  :dash:

Precisely. As soon as I see ‘Romanian’ on any AW profile, I move on. Wouldn’t even entertain it. I also won’t touch any whom I suspect are Roms but are posing as other EE nations or ‘Brazilian’ - which is the latest scam. No sympathy, I’m afraid