Author Topic: Antonia - She told me to jerk myself off (Read 3661 times)

mr_alias · « **on:** July 13, 2019, 01:31:11 am »

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

myothernameis · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:32:55 am »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:31:11 am

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty attitude, shitty service, rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

Why is this a Positive, surely it should be a negative report

mr_alias · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:35:51 am »

Apologies, it's been amended.

Still can't believe what a waste of my time it all was.

TheOracle · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:55:55 am »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:31:11 am

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

I was surprised to see that this horrific tart still had more positives than negatives as UKP was showing 5p and 3n, then I clicked through and realised that the indexing system must be broken because she actually has tons of negs...

king tarzan · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:42:11 am »

sunnyj · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:42:52 am »

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Sinz · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2019, 07:57:57 am »

Waste of space. Thanks for the warning

king tarzan · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:56:36 am »

Quote from: Sinz on July 13, 2019, 07:57:57 am

Waste of space. Thanks for the warning

Many will never learn.

PLeisure · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2019, 10:04:10 am »

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming

Mario7769 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2019, 10:58:37 am »

There should be a top 10 list of most worthless Romanian SPs with this bitch in the top 5

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2019, 11:08:48 am »

Quote from: PLeisure on July 13, 2019, 10:04:10 am

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming

a revenge review but still helpful

Johnny2050 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2019, 12:15:41 pm »

I could not believe the title of this review so I had to open it.

omg, I guess in such a case I would at least COB on her ass, nice way to jerk off.

king tarzan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:16:42 pm »

Basically the large amount of negatives are there for all to see..
Anyone who ignores the negatives is running to her to get shitted on there stupid face by her far as I am concerned..

mr_alias · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:23:52 pm »

Quote from: last_days_of_logan on July 13, 2019, 11:08:48 am

a revenge review but still helpful

Mate, its not revenge. She really did tut and told me to finish myself off. When I lay there thinking and about to say WTF, she got a wipe for me thinking I wasn’t doing it because my cock was dirty.

People who say she’s fit and put up with her shitty attitude. She ain’t all that, she looks a bit skanky to be honest and had these braces and fake tits that aren’t done very well. Definitely not my standards any way.

I got more pleasure eating KFC after.

king tarzan · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:25:44 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:23:52 pm

Mate, its not revenge. She really did tut and told me to finish myself off. When I lay there thinking and about to say WTF, she got a wipe for me thinking I wasn’t doing it because my cock was dirty.

People who say she’s fit and put up with her shitty attitude. She ain’t all that, she looks a bit skanky to be honest and had these braces. Definitely not my standards any way.

I got more pleasure eating KFC after.

I prefer a nice lamb saag with 2 butter naans after

mr_alias · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:29:41 pm »

Quote from: PLeisure on July 13, 2019, 10:04:10 am

Congrats on your first review in almost 6 years, OP - please keep them coming

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.

Dopedj · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:51:55 pm »

This new system on UKP —This seems not to count some profiles negatives at all

PLeisure · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:57:25 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:29:41 pm

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.

It's a shame that it took a bad experience to motivate your contribution. Admitting you've leeched for six years doesn't afford you sympathy. Once again, hopefully we'll see more from you now

king tarzan · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2019, 01:58:41 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:29:41 pm

I’ve had much fun from others experiences on here in those 6 years. Emphasises how bad it was for me to break a 6 year silence to post this.

Its not like I’m out to ruin her already well known shitty reputation.

Good you kicked in the nuts for not contributing..

mr_alias · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2019, 02:42:09 pm »

To be fair, i was aware of her negatives before I went but they also mention she’s pretty so I thought I’d go and see.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all but she was skinny which isn’t a negative except when you have a badly done boob job. Her face was so so until she smiled revealing braces.

Maybe, I’m spoilt for choice as I regularly go to and punt all over south east asia.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2019, 03:21:18 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:35:51 am

Apologies, it's been amended.

Still can't believe what a waste of my time it all was.

I cant believe its taken you 6 years to post a review. Hopefully you will now post a few more which will be most welcome

scutty brown · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2019, 03:45:53 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:31:11 am

........................... Told me to jerk myself off in the end ....................

Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????

MrMatrix · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:25:14 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on July 13, 2019, 03:45:53 pm

Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????

mr_alias · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:47:25 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on July 13, 2019, 03:45:53 pm

Are you sure she simply wasn't telling you to fuck off but got the words wrong...????????

I wish she had because then I could ask for a refund. She had no reason to tell me to fuck off, I wasn’t disrespectful or rude. I’m not like that.

She was more concerned with texting and answering the phone than taking care of her current paying customer. If you paid me £70 to go fuck her now, I would turn you down. Not worth my time.

Mario7769 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:58:08 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 04:47:25 pm

I wish she had because then I could ask for a refund. She had no reason to tell me to fuck off, I wasn’t disrespectful or rude. I’m not like that.

She was more concerned with texting and answering the phone than taking care of her current paying customer. If you paid me £70 to go fuck her now, I would turn you down. Not worth my time.

Probably all of us have been there mate and know exactly what you're describing intimately. Chalk it up to experience and something you'll likely experience again, but don't ever chance a sp with negatives so vastly outweighing her positives. Even sps with a bunch of neutral should be disregarded. if you want to look at beautiful women without deriving pleasure just go for a walk. not pay for it.

Jerk Chicken · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2019, 05:09:26 pm »

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again

king tarzan · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2019, 05:40:50 pm »

Quote from: Jerk Chicken on July 13, 2019, 05:09:26 pm

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again

Like a Shane Warne googly they get bowled over..

Global_Punter · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2019, 05:48:42 pm »

Two sides to a story though, what was the time duration ? did you pay for ie 15 mins P&D & couldn't finish in < 15 mins ?

mr_alias · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:03:52 pm »

Quote from: Global_Punter on July 13, 2019, 05:48:42 pm

Two sides to a story though, what was the time duration ? did you pay for ie 15 mins P&D & couldn't finish in < 15 mins ?

I paid for 30 minutes, hence the £70. Like I said, I literally would not fuck her even if you paid me. I was trying to get hold of brigit who I recently discovered. Not your prettiest but my gosh she can suck cock. My legs were like jelly walking home I almost fell over waking down the stairs from her apartment.

About bad reviews, theres a fare few that I’ve seen based on their looks who have questionable feedback like cute tina babe in northolt. I’ve always walked away satisfied. This one however is not worth it based on her looks.

I don’t write reviews because I would only ever see someone already reviewed so I have a rough idea and feel I can’t add anything further than what was already known. Just like in this instance, its already known. I don’t “TOFTT” here. I could contribute a fair bit if anybody wants to know about the scenes in singapore, malaysia, thailand, vietnam, hong kong and china etc but you won’t find any interesting reports from me in the UK. I’m one of those people like on amazon who only writes when they got a complaint. So keep up the good reporting as one complaint in 6 years! Its been working for me 😎

scutty brown · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:42:43 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 06:03:52 pm

I paid for 30 minutes, hence the £70. Like I said, I literally would not fuck her even if you paid me. I was trying to get hold of brigit who I recently discovered. Not your prettiest but my gosh she can suck cock. My legs were like jelly walking home I almost fell over waking down the stairs from her apartment.

About bad reviews, theres a fare few that I’ve seen based on their looks who have questionable feedback like cute tina babe in northolt. I’ve always walked away satisfied. This one however is not worth it based on her looks.

I don’t write reviews because I would only ever see someone already reviewed so I have a rough idea and feel I can’t add anything further than what was already known. Just like in this instance, its already known. I don’t “TOFTT” here. I could contribute a fair bit if anybody wants to know about the scenes in singapore, malaysia, thailand, vietnam, hong kong and china etc but you won’t find any interesting reports from me in the UK. I’m one of those people like on amazon who only writes when they got a complaint. So keep up the good reporting as one complaint in 6 years! Its been working for me 😎

1) Yes, we would like to see the overseas reviews, thats why we have an overseas forum
2) Yes, the UK reports would still be useful as they show the level on consistency the girl has

So sorry, you've no excuses for not reviewing

peter purves · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:48:27 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 01:31:11 am

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Most disappointing punt I've ever had. All her negatives are well deserved. Not even pretty, I'd give 7/10... has braces. Shitty and rushed service. Told me to jerk myself off in the end as she her phone kept ringing so she must had another customer lined up. When I gave her a WTF look, she put another condom on and tried to make me cum as quickly as possible by jerking me off.

Was not worth getting off the tube on the way home it was that shit.

Sorry to hear mate!

Time to bring up my old gripe of not understanding most punter's marking system of

[beauty]

Not pretty but gets 7/10

mr_alias · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:56:33 pm »

Quote from: peter purves on July 13, 2019, 06:48:27 pm

Sorry to hear mate!

Time to bring up my old gripe of not understanding most punter's marking system of [beauty]

Not pretty but gets 7/10

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.

peter purves · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:59:19 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 06:56:33 pm

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference snd comparison is rather skewed.

Do you mean that you think we would give her a 9 as opposed to she is objectively

and the consensus here would be a 9?

Spot the difference!!??

mr_alias · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:59:42 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 06:56:33 pm

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.

I’ve just realised that came out wrong on a forum like this. No shes not a prossie 😂

peter purves · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2019, 07:01:13 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 06:59:42 pm

I’ve just realised that came out wrong on a forum like this. No shes not a Sex Worker 😂

Yes it did come out the wrong way but not like the above though

scutty brown · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2019, 07:25:18 pm »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 06:56:33 pm

To be fair, if you guys ever saw my girlfriend I think you’d give her 9 so my point of reference and comparison is rather skewed.

not a 69???

Jerk Chicken · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2019, 07:28:32 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 13, 2019, 05:40:50 pm

Like a Shane Warne googly they get bowled over..

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!

mr_alias · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:00:42 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on July 13, 2019, 07:25:18 pm

not a 69???

You definitely would but she don't like it. Guess that's why I do what I do.

I felt bad about leeching for so long so added some positive experiences I've had thanks to reviews on these forums. There's more...many more

king tarzan · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:01:55 pm »

Quote from: Jerk Chicken on July 13, 2019, 07:28:32 pm

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!

A bloody good bowler.
About time England had a genuine swing speedster.

mr_alias · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:14:59 pm »

Quote from: Jerk Chicken on July 13, 2019, 05:09:26 pm

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again

Cute tina babe in Northolt is Romanian with some very bad or neutral reviews, but she is very fit. Probably an 8. Someone i would visit again if only she did not live so far away.

sunnyj · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2019, 09:04:26 pm »

Quote from: Jerk Chicken on July 13, 2019, 07:28:32 pm

Perhaps they need a Jofra to knock their helmet off and knock some sense into them!

In the scheme of things are there any good solid sexy Rom punts on here or is just the same old same old "typical Rom punt" syndrome!

Not many out there and few of them are mentioned in this thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248434.0

felixhendrix · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2019, 09:43:12 pm »

I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

mr_alias · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2019, 10:05:34 pm »

Quote from: felixhendrix on July 13, 2019, 09:43:12 pm

I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

17 negative 13 postive 12 neutral

Nothing I’ve said is new. I don’t see how you can see it as dodgey. And the only person shes into is the next paying customer.

TheOracle · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2019, 01:13:16 am »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 02:42:09 pm

To be fair, i was aware of her negatives before I went but they also mention she’s pretty so I thought I’d go and see.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all but she was skinny which isn’t a negative except when you have a badly done boob job. Her face was so so until she smiled revealing braces.

Maybe, I’m spoilt for choice as I regularly go to and punt all over south east asia.

Yeah, she's not even that pretty: she's very photogenic, but when I met her years ago I thoght that in addition to the absolutely appalling attitude she had actually quite a plain face, and her body was OK but I barely managed to get it hard anyway given how horrible she was (and I almost never have erection problems).

TheOracle · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2019, 01:17:35 am »

Quote from: felixhendrix on July 13, 2019, 09:43:12 pm

I've seen a few dodgy reviews on here
That read like a bitter ex getting back at theirs ex
You can always tell but this seems here she just not into you or the job.

You'll come to understand that women "not being into you" is the reason why many men see escorts, and expect to still receive good service, given they are paying them. This particular one is one of the worst escorts you can meet: rude, bitchy, unpleasant and uninterested throughout. The review is absolutely not out of line with what I would expect from someone who has met her.

kasamaa · « **Reply #45 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:09:52 am »

Quote from: mr_alias on July 13, 2019, 08:14:59 pm

Cute tina babe in Northolt is Romanian with some very bad or neutral reviews, but she is very fit. Probably an 8. Someone i would visit again if only she did not live so far away.

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

mr_alias · « **Reply #46 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:26:29 am »

Quote from: kasamaa on July 14, 2019, 02:09:52 am

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

Its all subjective init but I give cute tina an 8. What would you give her?

mr_alias · « **Reply #47 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:31:22 am »

Quote from: kasamaa on July 14, 2019, 02:09:52 am

If you're happy to go Cute tina babe in Northolt just because she is fit (with mostly poor reviews) then you dont sound like someone who has a gf that is a 9....... #justsaying

But thanks for the review, much appreciated! And hope you review the positive ones as well not just the revenge ones.

Ok I’ve seen inese who is an 8 with a 9 ableit fake body.
Mellisaxx who is a 7.5 facially and 9 again fake boobs body.
Tina was an 8 with 8 body (all natural)

Thats the benchmark but yeah I would give my GF a 9 with 8 body (natural). Younger than all of them too at 25.

Heph · « **Reply #48 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:45:35 am »

It's hard to understand why the aggregate review score isn't working, but for future reference, as things stand on 14th July 2019, she has:

* 19 negatives
* 9 neutrals
* 9 positives

Under the most charitable interpretation, you have slightly less than a 50% chance of coming away from that appointment feeling not actively p!ssed off. More likely, from 37 feedbacks, it's 3:1 that you won't feel yours was positive. And some of her few good reports must surely be questionable.

NickA · « **Reply #49 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:58:11 am »

Quote from: Jerk Chicken on July 13, 2019, 05:09:26 pm

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

It never ceases to amaze me how many times these pretty little Roms suck guys in one after the other and deliver a shocking experience but guys keep going back even if there is intel
telling them don't waste your dosh!

We slate Roms on here however despite the common term "typical rom punt" forum members keep going back and back again

Precisely. As soon as I see ‘Romanian’ on any AW profile, I move on. Wouldn’t even entertain it. I also won’t touch any whom I suspect are Roms but are posing as other EE nations or ‘Brazilian’ - which is the latest scam. No sympathy, I’m afraid

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Author Topic: Antonia - She told me to jerk myself off (Read 3661 times)

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