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External Link/Members Only Saw her just over a week ago. Fancied her something rotten from her films and also was confident of a good time due to the numerous positive reviews
How wrong can you be?
COMMS - great to be fair - AW enquiry, prompt email response, date and time agreed. She text the post code on the day and I duly arrived - I rang and got the house number. So far so good.
Let in to be met by a Pixiee with zero make up. To be honest, no big issue for me, but she had numerous spots round her mouth, which was somewhat off-putting.
Paperwork sorted, we retired to the bedroom and she was very definite about her "Don'ts " list - basically CIM and Anal - no issue and all very plain on her profile
Here is where, for me, it went downhill
French kissing?....... well, I put the spots to the back of my mind and tried to kiss her - it was not DFK......it was barely FK at all...... pecking on the lips was as good as it got really.
I was gently rubbing her pussy and she said "if you want to finger me I need to lube up as i am tight" ..............errr OK......so she applied lube - i inserted a finger
We carried on..............."oh yeah and if you're planning on going down on me I need to wipe it off with a wet wipe as it doesn't taste great"......thanks for that
I paid some attention to her lovely tits ............."they're sensitive so be careful".............I licked her nipples.........."they're sensitive too so be really gentle......don't suck, just lick"
I said i wanted to go down on her so out came the wet wipe......................then............. "don't bother licking my clit, it does nothing for me" FFS!
"and don't go at it fast either................just concentrate on my hole and be really slow and gentle"
At this point I wondered who was paying who for this session
I asked to fuck her - she passed the condom to me and said "you'll have to put it on, I'm no good with them with these nails" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
I put the condom on and fucked her in mish.................. she made a few appreciative noises but TBH I just wanted to blow my load and go
I took the bag off and came on her tits, dressed and fucked off
£140 for an hour of being with someone who has fantastic reviews on here from respected seasoned punters, is a minor porn star and yet it was the shittest punt I have had in 3 or 4 years
Frankly I should have gone to my beautiful regular lady who is cheaper and genuinely provides fantastic value and a GFE to the max
Never again