Author Topic: Pixiee Little Derby (Read 9585 times)

filbertfox · « **on:** July 07, 2019, 06:22:24 am »

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Saw her just over a week ago. Fancied her something rotten from her films and also was confident of a good time due to the numerous positive reviews

How wrong can you be?

COMMS - great to be fair - AW enquiry, prompt email response, date and time agreed. She text the post code on the day and I duly arrived - I rang and got the house number. So far so good.

Let in to be met by a Pixiee with zero make up. To be honest, no big issue for me, but she had numerous spots round her mouth, which was somewhat off-putting.

Paperwork sorted, we retired to the bedroom and she was very definite about her "Don'ts " list - basically CIM and Anal - no issue and all very plain on her profile

Here is where, for me, it went downhill

French kissing?....... well, I put the spots to the back of my mind and tried to kiss her - it was not DFK......it was barely FK at all...... pecking on the lips was as good as it got really.

I was gently rubbing her pussy and she said "if you want to finger me I need to lube up as i am tight" ..............errr OK......so she applied lube - i inserted a finger
We carried on..............."oh yeah and if you're planning on going down on me I need to wipe it off with a wet wipe as it doesn't taste great"......thanks for that

I paid some attention to her lovely tits ............."they're sensitive so be careful".............I licked her nipples.........."they're sensitive too so be really gentle......don't suck, just lick"

I said i wanted to go down on her so out came the wet wipe......................then............. "don't bother licking my clit, it does nothing for me" FFS!
"and don't go at it fast either................just concentrate on my hole and be really slow and gentle"

At this point I wondered who was paying who for this session

I asked to fuck her - she passed the condom to me and said "you'll have to put it on, I'm no good with them with these nails" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

I put the condom on and fucked her in mish.................. she made a few appreciative noises but TBH I just wanted to blow my load and go

I took the bag off and came on her tits, dressed and fucked off

£140 for an hour of being with someone who has fantastic reviews on here from respected seasoned punters, is a minor porn star and yet it was the shittest punt I have had in 3 or 4 years

Frankly I should have gone to my beautiful regular lady who is cheaper and genuinely provides fantastic value and a GFE to the max

Never again

kingkong69 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2019, 08:29:58 am »

Thanks for the warning..she will not be on my hot list now..

NervousJ · « **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2019, 08:54:56 am »

Definate red.

Sounds like no effort was made and she couldn’t be arsed. Off my hot list as well. Don’t lick my clit, give me strength.

Picti · « **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2019, 10:39:46 am »

Sounds precious and lacklustre. "Porn stars" are trading on their on-screen performances and punters would reasonably expect some semblance of that in a booking. It sounds like you got nothing resembling that.

I've never been interested in her, but the excellent "When Pixie met Pixie" tagline would almost make it worthwhile

John the Sextist · « **Reply #4 on:** July 07, 2019, 11:42:29 am »

What a shit meeting, half way through I reckon I would have brought a halt to the meeting, asked for some money back and fucked off.

The spots would have turned me off straight away, that's a deal breaker,especially when they can't be arsed to use any make up as well.

Never been on my hotlist and never will, to be honest she does nothing for me from her profile

InMefan · « **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2019, 03:38:40 pm »

Sorry to hear you had a crap time OP, she has been on my hotlist for ages, I did try and arrange a meet with her start of this year, sent a text asking if she was free on the day itself but didn't get a response. Shame she doesn't do proper kissing, and is so fussy about everything.

RogerBoner · « **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2019, 05:32:58 pm »

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Poor quality pornstar

Idba522 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2019, 07:48:30 am »

I booked her but then cancelled due to work commitments, thank you work!

Maverick1138 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2019, 04:03:45 pm »

sounds terrible

Stongwee53 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2019, 07:51:04 pm »

Quite surprised by this i saw her last year and left a review i did have a good time with her. Only thing that put me off going back was her incall place didnt like the room she used. Not sure if she still uses same one as seen she was looking for somewhere else in long eaton.

filbertfox · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2019, 10:40:46 pm »

I saw her in Long Eaton............borrowed house from a friend apparently, but to be honest, the house was the least of my issues, as I think I've made clear

If others have had a great time with her, fine - so many positive reviews on her would bear that out - I was truly amazed at the overall shitness of the punt as I trust UKP reviews over AW feedback every day of the week - maybe the "porn star" tag has gone to her head and she thinks she doesn't have to try any more - hey ho...............back to my regular Leicestershire lady on Friday to finish this week, quite literally, with a bang - GUARANTEED GFE and a girl who understands about providing top notch service

UP THE CITY!!!................IN BRENDAN WE TRUST

Idba522 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2019, 07:04:42 am »

Whose that filbert?

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2019, 08:56:05 am »

sometimes the grass isn't greener as they say, and when you've passed up a known good regular for a piss poor meet, it's even worse.

I've seen her in my search results a few times and seen her videos, there is something about her but i've never been fully convinced of all the positives here, just a feeling i get with some girls, and i'm not surprised to see this negative appear, although do wish you better luck next time, that area has some crackers, and your a little spoilt for choice in nottinghamshire

muffdazzler · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:22:05 am »

Just read that review and had to double check it wasn’t written by me! That was absolutely Identical to a meeting I had a year ago but the only difference is I was lucky enough to only have half an hour. An woman that does the private club, Northampton xxx parties, cheap gangbangs etc needs well avoiding.

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:51:24 am »

Quote from: muffdazzler on July 12, 2019, 08:22:05 am

Just read that review and had to double check it wasn’t written by me! That was absolutely Identical to a meeting I had a year ago but the only difference is I was lucky enough to only have half an hour. An woman that does the private club, Northampton xxx parties, cheap gangbangs etc needs well avoiding.

i've seen her in one of those "gangbang" videos and wasn't too impressed, was that an avoid recommendation for those venues/events as a whole ?

filbertfox · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:02:59 pm »

Quote from: muffdazzler on July 12, 2019, 08:22:05 am

Just read that review and had to double check it wasn’t written by me! That was absolutely Identical to a meeting I had a year ago but the only difference is I was lucky enough to only have half an hour. An woman that does the private club, Northampton xxx parties, cheap gangbangs etc needs well avoiding.

Blimey muffdazzler - if you'd written that review a year ago I might have saved myself a few quid!!

Denhamhoop · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2019, 05:09:02 pm »

Pity I like her looks but sounds like she has got it into her head she's a star so can get away with below average service

alftupper · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2019, 05:54:41 pm »

Your experience tallies with mine from last year. Although in my review I thought the instructions were just irritating, and not full on annoying. I am surprised her little talks haven't been mentioned before, although re reading some reviews it's suggested.

Personally, I see it as part of her attitude to her job. To her it's everyday and mundane, when she should be selling a fantasy.

ZeroCount · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:37:09 am »

As others have said, my experience with her was similar on the surface, but to me it added up to a positive with some mild drawbacks rather than a full-on negative.

The fact I found her cute and overall friendly was marred only slightly by her businesslike attitude to rules. I actually had no idea she was a porn star when I saw her, so it came as a bit of a surprise when I later stumbled over her bukkake vids!

bobby_dizzler · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2019, 06:20:51 am »

Quote from: filbertfox on July 08, 2019, 10:40:46 pm

I saw her in Long Eaton............borrowed house from a friend apparently, but to be honest, the house was the least of my issues, as I think I've made clear

If others have had a great time with her, fine - so many positive reviews on her would bear that out - I was truly amazed at the overall shitness of the punt as I trust UKP reviews over AW feedback every day of the week - maybe the "porn star" tag has gone to her head and she thinks she doesn't have to try any more - hey ho...............back to my regular Leicestershire lady on Friday to finish this week, quite literally, with a bang - GUARANTEED GFE and a girl who understands about providing top notch service

UP THE CITY!!!................IN BRENDAN WE TRUST

Who's that then?

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2019, 11:54:58 am »

So many people saying it mirrors their experience, yet where are the negative reviews?

alftupper · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:13:10 pm »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on July 13, 2019, 11:54:58 am

So many people saying it mirrors their experience, yet where are the negative reviews?

Negative or positive is a matter of opinion. I had a similar experience to filbertfox, he thought it was a negative, I still thought it was a positive.

Nothing is black or white, we can only give positives, negatives or neutrals. Yet some punts can hover between two possible ratings. I've read reviews which have been given ratings, which on the evidence presented I've disagreed with, but that's not my decision.

After saying that, I do think it's surprising that more mentions of her instructional lectures haven't been made.

_Bender_ · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:05:30 pm »

Quote from: Denhamhoop on July 12, 2019, 05:09:02 pm

Pity I like her looks but sounds like she has got it into her head she's a star so can get away with below average service

Really, I was having a few beers with some work colleagues in Mong Eaton .... I was a bit out of my comfort zone .... anyway when I went for a pee I clocked her sitting in the adjacent bar, I guess with her partner, boy did she look RAF.

Maybe the only good thing is that she’s a Rams fan!!

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Author Topic: Pixiee Little Derby (Read 9585 times)