First thing first: I didn't come. I mean, I couldn't.
It's that bad but still it's neutral rather than negative because it could
me rather than her. Anyway, you decide yourself.
After checking some feedbacks on here(
External Link/Members Only) and there, I decided to give her a visit after work. The place is very easy to find. Rang the bell and an old lady opened, '15 minutes' she whispered. 'Sure', I replied, whispering back and left the building. I walked up and down the street for some time and went back. She took me in this time and here the adventure begins!
She's like 175, size 10 brunette with nice stockings. Brunettes are not my type really but that's fine, she looked good. The wiki page says she's
very friendly and
quite raunchy but she looked cold and uninterested. I thought that's fine, it's only the first minute! We went in room, dark and reddish decoration. She asked what I want. I said, this is my first time and don't know really.
Then she said basic sex is £20, oral is £10 and different positions £x (cannot remember).
Without thinking much, I gave £30. She asked another £2 for the old lady outside and I said yea sure and she left with the money.
I've undressed and she came back in 3 minutes. Undressed and asked me to lay down and relax. Very nice boobs, if you're into that. Anyway she started giving oral on condom which was OK actually although nothing special. I would prefer to start with some cuddling and kisses but didn't ask(shame on me). I stopped her after some time and went on that 'basic sex' where she lays down and I'm on top. This is where things started going a bit weird. She looked sooo uninterested and silent so I too started losing interest. Realising we aren't going anywhere, I asked her if we can go back to oral
She said no,
I cannot do it twice.. Fair enough, I replied and asked for hand relief. Hand job was not good either really. After realising again that it isn't going to happen, she asked, politely, if I'm tired. I said I don't know really and asked how many minutes we have left. She replied 'not much, you should come now'. At that point it was less than 10 minutes I've been in. Anyway that was the finishing line for me. I said OK, let's stop now. She didn't object and said at least we tried. I nodded and and left.
Well this is my first review, I wish I could write something more exciting but that's exactly what happened. It was my first punting so probably I was a bit nervous / emotional as well. That's why it's neutral, someone else would probably enjoy her much more than me
Thanks for reading!
