So after my last post I got my ass up from bed and made myself look presentable. I hadn't seen my mother in a year and Soho wikispaces (Barbie to be precise) was about to bring us together today.
I got to my mother's place and used the keys to let myself in. She was sitting there in her wheelchair as usual, "Doughslayer? Is that you?".
"Hi mum" I said and walked straight past her and up to her bedroom. I ruffled through her purse looking for a £20 note and found one pretty easily (thank god for her disability living allowance). I then walked down the stairs and out before she could finish her sentence "Doughslayer wait..."
Onto the underground and 'alighted' at Piccadilly Circus, making sure to mind the gap. I then went straight to greens ct and surprise surprise - NO BARBIE! actually not only was she not there the top floor was closed. Bottom floor had Cassandra according to the maid but I didn't want to see her face.
Thoroughly disappointed at being duped by the stupid Soho wiki rota (again), I vowed to bust a nut before I left, which in hindsight now was a stupid idea.
So I walked around collecting names and making notes. Here is what I found:
Friday rota
1 GC Sara/Christina
2 GC Cassandra
Romilly St Vivian/nina
8 Greek St Julia/lilly
Lisle St Veronica/kay
I also finally got to see Vivianne and I've got to say you guys really really need to raise your standards. Someone wrote a review about her here and made it seem that her only minus point was that she had a bit of 'baby fat'. Well to me she looked like an oddbod. She kind of reminded me of the hunchback of Notre dame. She looked uneasy in her own skin and although her face isn't ugly, her body is attrocious. It's just odd, like someone got a leg from here, an arm from there, shoulders from Rhonda Rousey, you get the point... Very odd! She seemed nice and even naive but no, I'm not paying for someone who's not attractive, or so I thought...
Maybe I should have stayed with Vivianne because instead I went upstairs and saw Nina. She said she was from Hungary and was around 5"9, size 10, blonde crinkly hair, nice ass with a tattoo on her left midriff. Face was below average though and first time round I walked after thinking her massive nose didn't deserve my £20. But after visiting a few other flats I thought she was the best of the bunch, especially as she was new. What a mistake. I asked for straight sex and of course she was very sweet pre-paperwork. However that all changed once she was richer. She took off her panties and sat down on the bed to open a condom, I asked if she was going to remove her bra and she said "No". Sensing that the punt would be shit I stopped disrobing. She looked at me, probably realising that I could still ask for my money back and said "Why have you stopped?". I said that I was under the impression she was going to be topless, she asked why and I stated the obvious "Because I want to see your boobs". She rolled her eyes and whipped off her black bra to reveal b cups that did not warrant a letter home. I stupidly carried on disrobing and walked over to her. She took my limp dick in her hand and magically put a condom on it. At this point I remember thinking she wasn't actually attractive and was even fat, something I detest in women. So as she was reaching for the lube I asked her if we could do oral instead, lying that I was tired. She did the usual thing that all WG's do when I change from sex to oral, she double checked that I wasn't still expecting sex. I reassured her that I could live without having sex with her.
She then told me to stand while she sucks me off, she got down on her knees. I said "Can I lay down on the bed?" And she replied "No". This was starting to feel like rape. I should have walked then but I had stolen from my mother for this and so felt obliged to go through with it. Plus it couldn't get any worse than paying someone you don't fancy to give you a hard rough blow job could it? I was wrong again, it was about to get worse. She continued her crap blow job, It was so rough that she was actually pushing me backwards and forwards and I had to hold the chest of draws behind me just so that I didn't fall. She carried this on for a minute and then finally felt the burn on her knees so got up and ordered me to lie down on the bed. I did as asked and laid down. She continued to give me a bad blow job. I closed my eyes and tried to imagine that it was my girlfriend's sister who was sucking me off but even that didn't work. I went soft and Nina looked at me with pity. That pissed me off so I took her head and put it back on my cock, less patronisation and more head please. I continued thinking about my girlfriend's younger sister and sure enough started to feel the climax coming. Nina continued doing a bad job and I was just on the verge when she bent my dick while gnawing it and I shot my load, as a result of this the cum trying to get out hurt like hell. I winced in pain and she gave me a pittiful look again. At this point I just wanted to get out. But no, she insisted on manhandling my dick a bit more, by yanking the condom off of it using a paper towel.
Unsurprisingly the post 'coital' chat was shit. She fucked off out of the room as soon as she could but then kept staring at me from the door crack in case I nicked any tissues. I dressed myself as quick as I could and got the fuck up out of there.
That's the last time I steal from my mum.
