The “I’m ready” text.

[nato1979]

Why is it that despite texting a girl that I am parked up 10 minutes before the punt starts I only ever seem to get the “I’m ready” text at the very last minute.

Is it really such a fucking hardship to allow the punter into the flat slightly early.

Invariably by the time you get into the flat 7 or 8 minutes have already passed. Annoys the fuck out of me.

[scutty brown]

she's got to get rid of the previous punter first, and then hose her cunt out before she can let you in

[Thecunninglinguist]

she's got to get rid of the previous punter first, and then hose her cunt out before she can let you in

If they invested in a power washer it would increase productivity and less turn around time? 

[northface]

Why is it that despite texting a girl that I am parked up 10 minutes before the punt starts I only ever seem to get the “I’m ready” text at the very last minute.

Is it really such a fucking hardship to allow the punter into the flat slightly early.

Invariably by the time you get into the flat 7 or 8 minutes have already passed. Annoys the fuck out of me.

there's one i see fairly regularly and always the first punt of the day and she keeps me waiting until the last minute everytime.
saying that its one of the best feelings seeing that text arrive.

[timsussex]

If they invested in a power washer it would increase productivity and less turn around time? 

 

[daviemac]

How far away do you park OP, if it takes you 7 or 8 minutes to get into the flat.   

[Herts_Outcaller]

on time if your lucky. 5 minutes late is normal.

some make you wait around even longer. There's a girl who I see that legit makes me wait a fucking hour plus sometimes I go back cos the service is the best, but JEEZ!

Maybe women are the same in the escort world as real life? I remember waiting outside a cinema / restaurant many a time as a young lad until at least 15 minutes past the meeting time, then the same now waiting for women to get ready.

In fact (and this is true)

I once watched the entire of "Gone with the wind" which is a 3 AND A HALF HOUR FILM while waiting for a woman to get ready 

[nato1979]

How far away do you park OP, if it takes you 7 or 8 minutes to get into the flat.   

I maybe exaggerated slightly.

[Bonker]

If they invested in a power washer it would increase productivity and less turn around time? 

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[Bonker]

Karcher prossie wash attachment

[wolfiesmith69]

Waiting for that text is a great feeling-especially when it arrives-your cock twitches-your heart beats a little faster & you know within a couple of minutes or so your cock will be pushing into her face !!!!

[Jonestown]

Waiting for that text is a great feeling-especially when it arrives-your cock twitches-your heart beats a little faster & you know within a couple of minutes or so your cock will be pushing into her face !!!!

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

[Dick Cheese]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

 

[WASA38]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

Clever ! Think I'll try that today.

[B4bcock]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

I might try this!   Better make sure phone is on silent, though, as I might be stood there with the Mission Impossible theme blaring out from my crotch.

[CheeseBoard]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

Make sure she doesnt take that out of your punting time 

[Plan R]

she's got to get rid of the previous punter first, and then hose her cunt out before she can let you in

 Ahhh the romance of it all..   

[Bunbury]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

Sounds like a plan man 

[Gribben]

The worst thing is when the I’m ready text never arrives! Happened to me a couple of times on first meets.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

This is interesting, for years now I've expected the girl to text me the postcode when the punt is arranged, very rarely to they tell you the house or flat number at that time, an just before the punt a few minutes before I call them to get the house or flat number this system has worked very well now for years only on a few occasions has she texted me the address or location (had this last week as it wasnt that simple to access the actual flats she was in) prolly cos its complicated or she doesent have that good command of spoken english?.

[Corus Boy]

Why is it that despite texting a girl that I am parked up 10 minutes before the punt starts I only ever seem to get the “I’m ready” text at the very last minute.

Is it really such a fucking hardship to allow the punter into the flat slightly early.

Invariably by the time you get into the flat 7 or 8 minutes have already passed. Annoys the fuck out of me.

Probably because she is not ready for you?

Enjoying a cup of tea or a smoke before a final swill of mouth wash.

But mostly because you've paid for an hour starting at x oclock and she's fed up of punters trying to sneak a few extra minutes. 

Answer is park closer!

[The Lone Wolf]

Its more intense if while waiting you switch the incoming text alert to vibrate and stick the phone down the front of your underpants

Dont let the Romanian girls know you do that....or it will be... "eeesss extra baby".

[LoneWolf2020]

We're just old romantics at heart.

[Gordon Bennett]

I rarely bother texting them if I've arrived a bit early. I used to do it but they invariably weren't ready and I'm sure some of them deliberately then asked to put start time back 5 mins just to leave me hanging around like a lemon even longer. Nowadays I just go for a walk round the block a bit to kill the time.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

[GorillaWarfare]

If I don't hear from girls after 10 minutes past the scheduled time I walk. Doesn't matter how far I've travelled or how much I fancy them from their pics. But I also understand why they wouldn't give you the exact location 5-10 (or more) minutes beforehand. You'd get too many people expecting a little but extra.

However, it's a two way street for me. Whilst a WG shouldn't be expected to do 5-10 minutes more a punter shouldn't be expected to take 5-10 minutes less. However, it's all too common - I don't think I've ever been in the room bang on the scheduled time, and I certainly have never been let up early.

[Midori]

I always tell the client to call me 5-7 minutes before the start of the booking and I will guide them to the property over the phone. If they call 5 mins before and can follow instructions they get an extra 5 minutes, if they don't ring 5 mins before, the time they take to get my flat and started is in their time. Works pretty well for me and for those who are on the ball, generally means that their shower/freshen up is never actually on the clock.

If someone rings ten/fifteen mins before and I am ready, I will let them up but that doesn't mean extra private time. And more often at that time I'm ready, but answering other emails, swilling mouthwash, putting lipstick on etc.

[Shearer1955]

on time if your lucky. 5 minutes late is normal.

some make you wait around even longer. There's a girl who I see that legit makes me wait a fucking hour plus sometimes I go back cos the service is the best, but JEEZ!

Maybe women are the same in the escort world as real life? I remember waiting outside a cinema / restaurant many a time as a young lad until at least 15 minutes past the meeting time, then the same now waiting for women to get ready.

In fact (and this is true)

I once watched the entire of "Gone with the wind" which is a 3 AND A HALF HOUR FILM while waiting for a woman to get ready 

You must be an owld fucker
That film came out in 1939 

[Marmalade]

Waiting for that text is a great feeling

Especially when I’m standing in the fucking cold.

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

Very cute. I trust you synchronise watches with the poor blighter?

I’d find Midori’s approach more welcoming (especially if she actually does it). But I suppose some prossies don’t actually leave themselves 7 to 8 minutes between punts. And not that their phone is so sparklingly free of dust either. Just that they can’t be arsed starting their day until someone actually arrives — and then they straighten the bed and throw a towel over it. If it’s her own pad she’s probably just woke up and if it’s a work flat then she’s maybe only just arrived herself.

Nice that Mindoro actually bothers with lipstick, or so she says. Most seem to think make-up is just what they wear for a photo shoot or the stuff they wore the night before to get rat-arsed. I recently caught up with a well-reviewed ho that I’d not seen for years. Amazingly she was nicely made up and the flat was nice and welcoming — I complimented her on both (even though both are nothing more than should be expected for overpriced prossie rates). The next time I saw her she just looked like shit — as if I would be as pleased to see “the real her”. 

They’re bloody paid enough. Why can’t they be properly bloody ready on time?? And as for hosing down their fanny — mostly they prefer scented lube — 2 in 1 and saves the hassle. Plus if the punter doesn’t go down there she might get an “Ooo you’re wet already!” from the fluffie that thinks she’s ‘enjoying it’ (when she’s really thinking about shopping, what to have delivered for tea, and, if she can get him to leave a bit early, so she can do her nails before Eastenders starts).

[timsussex]

In fact (and this is true)

I once watched the entire of "Gone with the wind" which is a 3 AND A HALF HOUR FILM while waiting for a woman to get ready 

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn !

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[Ali Katt]

You must be an owld fucker
That film came out in 1939 

[Ali Katt]

I drop a text a few minutes before if I am early.

[jordan452]

If I’m early I usually wait 5 mins before the booking to call because most WGs are ready at the last min it’s just how it is. I usually send a ‘I’ll be there in 10 minutes’ text to prompt them to be ready, even though I’m already parked way earlier.

[agent47]

she's got to get rid of the previous punter first, and then hose her cunt out before she can let you in

some of them probably don't even do this, i had the she's ready for you now text once, got to her place get things started and i tasted something very salty of her tit's  i laid off punting for a few months after that not even lurking here or adultwork i just went dark and got distracted with other things.

[Midori]

Especially when I’m standing in the fucking cold.

Very cute. I trust you synchronise watches with the poor blighter?

I’d find Midori’s approach more welcoming (especially if she actually does it). But I suppose some prossies don’t actually leave themselves 7 to 8 minutes between punts. And not that their phone is so sparklingly free of dust either. Just that they can’t be arsed starting their day until someone actually arrives — and then they straighten the bed and throw a towel over it. If it’s her own pad she’s probably just woke up and if it’s a work flat then she’s maybe only just arrived herself.

Nice that Mindoro actually bothers with lipstick, or so she says. Most seem to think make-up is just what they wear for a photo shoot or the stuff they wore the night before to get rat-arsed. I recently caught up with a well-reviewed ho that I’d not seen for years. Amazingly she was nicely made up and the flat was nice and welcoming — I complimented her on both (even though both are nothing more than should be expected for overpriced prossie rates). The next time I saw her she just looked like shit — as if I would be as pleased to see “the real her”. 

They’re bloody paid enough. Why can’t they be properly bloody ready on time?? And as for hosing down their fanny — mostly they prefer scented lube — 2 in 1 and saves the hassle. Plus if the punter doesn’t go down there she might get an “Ooo you’re wet already!” from the fluffie that thinks she’s ‘enjoying it’ (when she’s really thinking about shopping, what to have delivered for tea, and, if she can get him to leave a bit early, so she can do her nails before Eastenders starts).

I do exactly as I say and of course I put on and reapply makeup, if I didn't I wouldn't look like the face photos I used to have up  .

I think what helps me is that I don't work from home, so I have the whole ritual of getting ready and going to work, having set hours and then going home. I am naturally an organised person though.

[king tarzan]

she's got to get rid of the previous punter first, and then hose her cunt out before she can let you in

You mean mango👅👅👅😋😋😋

[hottext72]

I text her app 5 minutes before start time, depending how far I have parked from postcode , with:

‘Parked up ready when you are’

Seems to work for me, usually get final address details , quickly sent through 

[bigmc]

I  text to say I am there but appreciate I`m early, so as not to get the girl thinking I`m trying to pull a fast one.
She has 5 mins tops after the start time, then I`m on my toes unless there is a good excuse. I expect to be in the apartment ready to go bang on the hr or near as dam it.
I don't take the piss, and don't expect her to either.

[Strawberry]

I always tell the client to call me 5-7 minutes before the start of the booking and I will guide them to the property over the phone. If they call 5 mins before and can follow instructions they get an extra 5 minutes, if they don't ring 5 mins before, the time they take to get my flat and started is in their time. Works pretty well for me and for those who are on the ball, generally means that their shower/freshen up is never actually on the clock.

If someone rings ten/fifteen mins before and I am ready, I will let them up but that doesn't mean extra private time. And more often at that time I'm ready, but answering other emails, swilling mouthwash, putting lipstick on etc.

If I am ready early yes I will often start early, usually however I'm aiming to start just about on the agreed time.

Also sometimes I may be using the free time to answer an email, phone call or text enquiry or just have a moment.

[peter purves]

Why is it that despite texting a girl that I am parked up 10 minutes before the punt starts I only ever seem to get the “I’m ready” text at the very last minute.

Is it really such a fucking hardship to allow the punter into the flat slightly early.

Invariably by the time you get into the flat 7 or 8 minutes have already passed. Annoys the fuck out of me.

I think it is even worse when she says 'I'm ready' but you are already 10-15 mins past the allocated time

I think it must be one of the WGs' Golden Rules: Do not let the punter in early 

[mr.bluesky]

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

If someone makes a booking for 7pm for an hour and turns up 10 minutes early why not just finish at the session  at 7:50 . I hate it when I turn up on time but is kept waiting because the person before me turned up late. the way I see it if someone makes a booking for an hour then turns up 15 minutes late they should only get 45 minutes . Surely better a few minutes early than late  (that's my moan over for today)

[daviemac]

If someone makes a booking for 7pm for an hour and turns up 10 minutes early why not just finish at the session  at 7:50 . I hate it when I turn up on time but is kept waiting because the person before me turned up late. the way I see it if someone makes a booking for an hour then turns up 15 minutes late they should only get 45 minutes . Surely better a few minutes early than late  (that's my moan over for today)

If someone makes a booking for 7pm for an hour why not just turn up at 7pm, that's the start time.    If you want to start the booking at 6.50 book it for 6.50. I can't understand people complaining because they can't start early.

[RedKettle]

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

If I arrive early I may text to say I am here and can come to the door now or wait for the arranged time. I see it as in both our interests to get started if both ready. I take it as read that I will also be finishing early. Never considered it a tactic to get extra time.

If I do it again perhaps will add “and end early” to the text!

[RedKettle]

If someone makes a booking for 7pm for an hour why not just turn up at 7pm, that's the start time.    If you want to start the booking at 6.50 book it for 6.50. I can't understand people complaining because they can't start early.

Agreed. As I say above I may let them know I have arrived early, but no problem if we start at the booked time.  In fact if they are ready on time that is a pretty good start and quite unusual.......

[RedKettle]

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

My second reply to this post.  Just reflecting that in my business world if I was ready to meet a client who pays me/my business good money I would not begrudge a few extra minutes where otherwise I would be sitting around doing nothing and they are killing time outside.  I would see it as part of good client care.

[MrArmagh]

My second reply to this post.  Just reflecting that in my business world if I was ready to meet a client who pays me/my business good money I would not begrudge a few extra minutes where otherwise I would be sitting around doing nothing and they are killing time outside.  I would see it as part of good client care.

I agree. I get clients coming to my office for meetings all the time like if I kept them outside in their car or standing at the door until the exact time they would walk away.

[freeze44]

I agree. I get clients coming to my office for meetings all the time like if I kept them outside in their car or standing at the door until the exact time they would walk away.

Agree and if I want more business and to expand then will treat new potential clients the same. Until I sense someone is taking the piss will be as flexible as possible to build those relationships.

Just seems like sound, good business sense...so don't get the idea of limiting punters to the exact time slot but then again who can understand wg/womens logic??! 

[Ali Katt]

Agree and if I want more business and to expand then will treat new potential clients the same. Until I sense someone is taking the piss will be as flexible as possible to build those relationships.

Just seems like sound, good business sense...so don't get the idea of limiting punters to the exact time slot but then again who can understand wg/womens logic??! 

The simple solution is not to be greedy, I'm applying this to wgs not your business btw. It's quite telling some of the best escorts are seeing a few men (4 or less) a day while some of the worst are seeing over 10.

[freeze44]

The simple solution is not to be greedy, I'm applying this to wgs not your business btw. It's quite telling some of the best escorts are seeing a few men (4 or less) a day while some of the worst are seeing over 10.

Good point and made think of shopping at Aldi compared to M&S...problem with that analogy is that when wg's who charge high end prices, offer low end service.

[no2punter]

A lot of these women are prostitutes for a reason, their organizational skills are shit.