Waiting for that text is a great feeling
Especially when I’m standing in the fucking cold.
Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the start time.
Very cute. I trust you synchronise watches with the poor blighter?
I’d find Midori’s approach more welcoming (especially if she actually does it). But I suppose some prossies don’t actually leave themselves 7 to 8 minutes between punts. And not that their phone is so sparklingly free of dust either. Just that they can’t be arsed starting their day until someone actually arrives — and
then they straighten the bed and throw a towel over it. If it’s her own pad she’s probably just woke up and if it’s a work flat then she’s maybe only just arrived herself.
Nice that Mindoro actually bothers with lipstick, or so she says. Most seem to think make-up is just what they wear for a photo shoot or the stuff they wore the night before to get rat-arsed. I recently caught up with a well-reviewed ho that I’d not seen for years. Amazingly she was nicely made up and the flat was nice and welcoming — I complimented her on both (even though both are nothing more than should be expected for overpriced prossie rates). The next time I saw her she just looked like shit — as if I would be as pleased to see “the real her”.
They’re bloody paid enough. Why can’t they be properly bloody ready on time?? And as for hosing down their fanny — mostly they prefer scented lube — 2 in 1 and saves the hassle. Plus if the punter doesn’t go down there she might get an “Ooo you’re wet already!” from the fluffie that thinks she’s ‘enjoying it’ (when she’s really thinking about shopping, what to have delivered for tea, and, if she can get him to leave a bit early, so she can do her nails before Eastenders starts).