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Author Topic: Thanks, but I'll pass!  (Read 2147 times)

Received this response back from a new girl in the area tonight.  I won't divulge her name as she's guilty of nothing other than lacking any class.  Just found it funny so I thought I'd share.

In response to a booking request for tonight:

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the only thing I can do at this time of night once I am in the house like now is if you came to my street then we cud go down the side of my house and we can fuk down there out the way either against the wall or on the ground doggy style.

but it will hav to be about 12:30pm tho cos I hav to wait til my family hav all gone to bed.

will you wear a condom??

Offline Barry Shipton

Comedy gold!
Maybe just discreetly post a link in that thread on Chavs as she obviously qualifies big time.


Offline AnthG

That is brilliant, she should put that inside her FAQ in my opinion  :lol:


Offline finn5555

link to her profile?

He said he wasn't going to give out her link  :crazy:  :dash:

Offline ohfook1t

whats the point of posting???? a back alley shag could be just what some people are after

Offline finn5555

whats the point of posting???? a back alley shag could be just what some people are after

Put it up on a reverse booking then if that's what rocks your boat  :hi:

Offline DaveMugabe

Fuck me what class!!

Bont forget to take a litre bottle of woodpeckers!

Offline Xlnicklx

sounds like a classy bird, I'd give it a go! Always fancied something outdoors!

Offline coastalpunter


Offline Barry Shipton

Fuck me what class!!

Bont forget to take a litre bottle of woodpeckers!
She's not that classy - think this calls for that special romantic gift of a litre bottle of White Lightning or Lambrini and a bag of chips.

You'll know if she cums because she'll drop the chips.

Offline john boy

they don't make them like that anymore
Banning reason: Abusive

Offline DaveMugabe

Gan on give us the link want to see if she looks like one of the fat slags.

Offline MisterP

Sorry but that wants to go in my spank bank "like" now.  Filf.
Pm the link please.

Seems she's deactivated her profile. Some chav kid who figured it'd be easy cash and then when she's confronted by the reality of it scarpers no doubt.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2014, 11:25:29 PM by WashingtonLad »

Offline UN_Dr

Sounds very classy. Mind you I'm sure she would get a few takers. What price was she offering?




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