Author Topic: Thanks, but I'll pass! (Read 3063 times)

WashingtonLad · « **on:** February 19, 2014, 07:15:24 pm »

Received this response back from a new girl in the area tonight. I won't divulge her name as she's guilty of nothing other than lacking any class. Just found it funny so I thought I'd share.

In response to a booking request for tonight:

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the only thing I can do at this time of night once I am in the house like now is if you came to my street then we cud go down the side of my house and we can fuk down there out the way either against the wall or on the ground doggy style.

but it will hav to be about 12:30pm tho cos I hav to wait til my family hav all gone to bed.

will you wear a condom??

Barry Shipton · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:20:12 pm »

Comedy gold!
Maybe just discreetly post a link in that thread on Chavs as she obviously qualifies big time.

Gadgey36 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:20:38 pm »

Awesome. Such a classy girl!

AnthG · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:40:42 pm »

That is brilliant, she should put that inside her FAQ in my opinion

ohfook1t · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:56:47 pm »

link to her profile?

finn5555 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:18:19 pm »

Quote from: ohfook1t on February 19, 2014, 07:56:47 pm

link to her profile?

He said he wasn't going to give out her link

ohfook1t · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:49:57 pm »

whats the point of posting???? a back alley shag could be just what some people are after

finn5555 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:50:57 pm »

Quote from: ohfook1t on February 19, 2014, 08:49:57 pm

whats the point of posting???? a back alley shag could be just what some people are after

Put it up on a reverse booking then if that's what rocks your boat

DaveMugabe · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:37:34 pm »

Fuck me what class!!

Bont forget to take a litre bottle of woodpeckers!

Xlnicklx · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:01:46 am »

sounds like a classy bird, I'd give it a go! Always fancied something outdoors!

coastalpunter · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:24:57 am »

Link please. I like a skank.

Barry Shipton · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:31:43 am »

Quote from: davew987654321 on February 19, 2014, 10:37:34 pm

Fuck me what class!!

Bont forget to take a litre bottle of woodpeckers!

She's not that classy - think this calls for that special romantic gift of a litre bottle of White Lightning or Lambrini and a bag of chips.

You'll know if she cums because she'll drop the chips.

john boy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:48:42 am »

they don't make them like that anymore

DaveMugabe · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2014, 06:54:42 pm »

Gan on give us the link want to see if she looks like one of the fat slags.

MisterP · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2014, 07:11:08 pm »

Sorry but that wants to go in my spank bank "like" now. Filf.
Pm the link please.

WashingtonLad · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:24:02 pm »

Seems she's deactivated her profile. Some chav kid who figured it'd be easy cash and then when she's confronted by the reality of it scarpers no doubt.

UN_Dr · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:10:49 pm »

Sounds very classy. Mind you I'm sure she would get a few takers. What price was she offering?

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