Helen HoD Ldn Victoria- Necrophilia? No thanks!

[SirCharles]

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Location: Basement near Victoria
Duration: 30mins
Price: £70
Comms: very good as usual

Meeting:
I arrived in time and Helen (body 8/10, face 5/10) a pale ginger from Estonia entered the room few minutes later: i did not shower and she did not ask me for it so, exchange of greetings and...her apathy kicked off...
She layed on the bed waiting for me with her sight staring nowhere...i recognized later i should have turned the music up, instead we were laying on this bed, with me kind of abusing a sleepy girl (there is a series on PornHub if i am not wrong...)
While i was trying to revive such a sleepy creature, she started to play with my cock and, with my surprise, she started OWO which was not too bad, tbh
Given the short session, i wanted to fuck and to fuck her hard so, rubber on and started doggy which is my preferred (she agreed, she said she likes as well): i banged her maybe a bit hard but there was no reaction and i asked her to move mish, thinking about some play with her lovely legs on my shoulders but, after few bangs i realized i was banging a kind of dead body and my sex drive crashed...rubber off and more OWO and in order to keep it stiff, given the zero eye contact, i was thinking about peeing in her mouth or cumming on her red hair which looks like more a wig than real (anyone checked?)..at the end, borderline with timing/expecting the knock at the door, i came on her tits (which she doesn't like to be touched and if fakes, the surgeon made a bad job given the asimmetry )...she barely cleaned them and left the room by saying there was another client waiting
Just asking myself if the other client had a taste of my cum
I can understand she may be moody/smoke weeds/had a bad day/didn't like/click with me (i am a bit hairy but no SP ever complained) but the bottom line is:

Conveyor belt
SP who hates her job
Poor hygiene

Cheers

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. I was umming and ahhing about Helen but you've helped consign her to the HL-1 pile.

[oversexed]

Thanks for the review and warning.

I sincerely feel your pain reading this.

I'm beginning to lose interest in this game. A civvie can do better than this

[Tom.Punter]

Thanks for the review, she was on my HOD list to try, I think I will pass.

[SirCharles]

Thanks for the review and warning.

I sincerely feel your pain reading this.

I'm beginning to lose interest in this game. A civvie can do better than this

I had a better experience with Krystal, i must write a review, she is a professional but a bit of mechanics, i may say Neutral...civvie are better ir thinking about SA  but very time consuming

[SirCharles]

Thanks for the review and warning.

I sincerely feel your pain reading this.

I'm beginning to lose interest in this game. A civvie can do better than this

A pain..and a sad experience! 

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks for the review/warning.

[anonymouse72]

Sorry you had a shit time. I had her down as a possible hidden gem as she isn't one who appears on the rota or is reviewed very often. Evidently not. I'll let Scarlet take that mantle for Hod and hope our paths cross so I can find out. Got a fancy for a nice redhead and my list of possibles is now one less. Thank you for the review.

[mysteryman30]

Almost exactly mirrors my experience with her, she was poor then and doesn't seem to have improved.

[Belgarion]

If you guys continue to patronise HOD, you contribute to the pimping going on.

Just my 2 cents 

[SirCharles]

If you guys continue to patronise HOD, you contribute to the pimping going on.

Just my 2 cents 

But sometimes you get some gem, not only crap, and this site helps

[SirCharles]

Almost exactly mirrors my experience with her, she was poor then and doesn't seem to have improved.

I missed your review and i have to blame myself only for that

[John2K]

Thanks for the warning, she was somewhere on my todo list but not at the top.
Ironically enough I was somehow reluctant due to the shape of her boobs on the HOD pics, so my man OP, you confirm my suspicion.
£70 well saved (thanks OP), on the other hand Lana is hot like hell.

[Sh5278]

Thanks for the warning, she was somewhere on my todo list but not at the top.
Ironically enough I was somehow reluctant due to the shape of her boobs on the HOD pics, so my man OP, you confirm my suspicion.
£70 well saved (thanks OP), on the other hand Lana is hot like hell.

You might want to consider this review first

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=240737.msg2461448#msg2461448

[Risker]

The last time she got a bad review on pnet she wrote this:

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Maybe try posting this there & see what you get?

[Risker]

The last time she got a bad review on another review site she wrote this:

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Maybe try posting this there & see what you get?

[peter_bungee]

If you guys continue to patronise HOD, you contribute to the pimping going on.

Just my 2 cents 

+1

Hod/annabellas are poor quality and lack of hygiene is unbelievable! Experienced it myself when i used to visit you see girls leaving one room and into the next 

Much better ways to spend your hard earned cash!

[anonymouse72]

With so many girls on the schedule I'm surprised some of them can make it profitable working there. I counted 13 on the Annabella's rota the other day. I know some of the longer standing girls mix things up with indie work but some of the others must spend a long time sat down or posing for Twitter pictures.

[SirCharles]

The last time she got a bad review on auto-censored she wrote this:

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Maybe try posting this there & see what you get?

Do you really think she wrote this? She looked numb and confused...she is more a weed smoker than anything else 

[boardyhell]

hod is good imho as long as choose the right girls
devon,michelle,kirsty and apple have all been excellent in the past couple of years
taking a punt in the dark tomorrow with patsy

[anonymouse72]

Looking forward to your Patsy review as she does look quite fit. A lot of girls away at the moment as the Romanian contingent celebrate Easter a week later than we do.

[Risker]

Do you really think she wrote this? She looked numb and confused...she is more a weed smoker than anything else 

I've no idea, I just know it's pinned on her Twitter account, which she may or may not control. 

[Risker]

Do you really think she wrote this? She looked numb and confused...she is more a weed smoker than anything else 

I didn't read down to the end, where it says "Also, to everyone else reading this: this is a one-off offer, for a particular gentleman. Please don’t leave me negative reviews hoping for a discount! 😊"

So not worth a try I guess 

[SirCharles]

I didn't read down to the end, where it says "Also, to everyone else reading this: this is a one-off offer, for a particular gentleman. Please don’t leave me negative reviews hoping for a discount! 😊"

So not worth a try I guess 

Yeah, i read this...she must be very desperate: a discount by default to anyone is well deserved   

[iq129]

Sir Charles, you deserve another knighthood for your review. It mirrors my experience with a lady called Anna for whom I had no choice but to leave a negative review. It was the first time in my life that I had sex with a zombie.

[David1471]

Horrible good god, sorry mate