Lana from House of Divine ... avoid

[Devil4thrill]

Ok. I had to write this.....

Went to see Lana (Brazilian girl) from HoD. At first I thought I would get to see someone aged 27 years old and size 10 as advertised. Booked her for an hour after looking at her pics.

A size 12 upper body and size 16 lower body, 35 year old woman walked in. 
Immediately realised my money is down the drain. Not because she is old but service and Expectations did not match at all.

Started off well with DFK and OWO but poor attitude. She was in a hurry to make me cum. Came once quickly thinking I can get a second pop in sometime. I was then told ‘cum only once’. I was wondering what should a punter do in the next 45 mins. Talk about Brexit? Well can’t do that either as her English was very poor.  So logically with you want to cum once then u can book for 30 mins. No need to book for an hour. Left in 30 mins as I did not want to waste my time further as she was definitely not my type.

Would not bother rating her as there isn’t a scale below zero unless we compare her coldness to the Icelandic weather.

Please avoid and save your money. I like HoD but this girl is a waste of time and money. Not HoD standard.

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[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks very much for the review/warning. As you say, one to avoid.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the heads up. Not been to HOD for some time but I've wasn't aware that some girls have a "come only once" policy. I would have taken it up with management and asked for £60 back. Better luck next time out.

[FunTimesYesPlease]

Thanks OP

[tintin100]

If HOD had any sense, they should get rid off her at once. I would have complained.

[bestbefore]

If HOD had any sense, they should get rid off her at once. I would have complained.

I am sure they read the reviews on this forum!

[iq129]

I am sure they read the reviews on this forum!

But it seems they don’t learn from them.

[SlamBoy]

They do absolutely read the reviews on this forum. But they do not give a shit about them (only the bullshit PN reviews they can use to advertise). All HOD gives a shit about is separating you from your cash, even if they have to lie to you about girls and services (see some of my reviews).

[FunTimesYesPlease]

Thanks OP

[JohnnyScars]

This review just saved me from punting this girl. Bless you OP and bless this site.

[jj80]

You got OWO? Lucky you, I did not, despite being squeaky clean. Before Brazilian used to mean lots of passion, now it seems to mean close to the opposite. Wonder what has caused this change.

I too was attracted to the pictures, and while she clearly is the same person, in real life I was not at all attracted to her. There was something about her face that was so much better in the pictures. With boring robotic, get it over with attitude, I cannot recommend her either.

[Fugly]

Before Brazilian used to mean lots of passion, now it seems to mean close to the opposite. Wonder what has caused this change.

I suspect that it's girls who already work here FaceTiming/SnapChatting/WhatsApping their mates to tell them that the streets of London are paved with gold.  The Brazilian girls who were adventurous enough to be part of the first wave were always going to be the hard workers/succeeders - those that follow them will be as hit and miss as any other prossies

Thanks OP for the heads up

[John2K]

Went to see Lana (Brazilian girl) from HoD. At first I thought I would get to see someone aged 27 years old and size 10 as advertised. Booked her for an hour after looking at her pics.

A size 12 upper body and size 16 lower body, 35 year old woman walked in. 

Unbelievable, thank God I am reading this OP, in fact Lana was on top of my list at HOD, based on the pics. Coming from HOD, no surprise, you can find some gems there but this requires quite some trial and error.
A tip for OP: try Raven 9/10 all the way, great girl.

[iq129]

In terms of service, Brazilian girls are amongst the worst in my opinion. As for House of Divine, I have found their girls to be worse than inflatable dolls. HoD girls are like dead pieces of meat that should be fed to the dogs. Combine a Brazilian and House of Divine, and this is what you get, a negative punt.

By the way, you were lucky you got someone just eight years older than advertised. That’s very generous by HoD standards!

[Kaluuu276]

House of Divine has lost its touch for years they want you in and out like a shot.
Back to back service and lack of service orientated ladies.
I used to enjoy going years back when they first started out.

[SirCharles]

In terms of service, Brazilian girls are amongst the worst in my opinion. As for House of Divine, I have found their girls to be worse than inflatable dolls. HoD girls are like dead pieces of meat that should be fed to the dogs. Combine a Brazilian and House of Divine, and this is what you get, a negative punt.

By the way, you were lucky you got someone just eight years older than advertised. That’s very generous by HoD standards!

Weed smokers/dead bodies...pls see my review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246263.msg2520191#msg2520191

But there are gems sometimes..i heard Louise is back, i will have a go and review

[anonymouse72]

But there are gems sometimes..i heard Louise is back, i will have a go and review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247253.0

A little reading perhaps before you do. I recently saw and reviewed Ella. Top notch every time. Wouldn't hesitate to return assuming she comes back.

[iq129]

Weed smokers/dead bodies...pls see my review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246263.msg2520191#msg2520191

But there are gems sometimes..i heard Louise is back, i will have a go and review

I did see your review and commented on it. It was similar to mine when I saw Anna. That was the first time in my life that I had sex with a zombie.

As for gems at HoD, yes, there must be, otherwise they would not be in business, but that is like finding a needle in a haystack. Not worth the time and expense when there’s thousands of WGs to choose from, and with honest and genuine reviews to be found here.

[oppaiSuki]

But it seems they don’t learn from them.

They definitely read reviews to find positive ones to post on their twitter account and conveniently ignore the negative ones!!!!   

[oppaiSuki]

In terms of service, Brazilian girls are amongst the worst in my opinion. As for House of Divine, I have found their girls to be worse than inflatable dolls. HoD girls are like dead pieces of meat that should be fed to the dogs. Combine a Brazilian and House of Divine, and this is what you get, a negative punt.

By the way, you were lucky you got someone just eight years older than advertised. That’s very generous by HoD standards!

Like Dollar I punted with. Advertised age 19 my ass, at least mid-20s!!!

[oppaiSuki]

Weed smokers/dead bodies...pls see my review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246263.msg2520191#msg2520191

But there are gems sometimes..i heard Louise is back, i will have a go and review

I saw Louise before she did the BBC interview and left. A very friendly girl and a good chat. I will definitely see her again!

[mrx007]

Now in MK. I was getting a hardon thinking about this Brazilian until I saw this post. Money saved, cheers. External Link/Members Only

[BlondieLouise]

Sircharles, we have met before  and you reviewed https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=193237.msg2005598#msg2005598

Note the comment on the rimming 

[mrx007]

She's in mk now and I really fancied seeing her until I read this. Money saved again! cheers.