Author Topic: PetitSuraia - Hammersmith - She's so so tiny.  (Read 37728 times)


43 review(s) for PetitSuraia (35 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by stuart.]

Yxngboss

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you only gave one..polly_vixen?

Also mentioned asa_aoki as a top 5 punt.




Offline mrbang123

I've seen Asa and she was great! PSE!  :diablo:

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I've seen Asa and she was great! PSE!  :diablo:

Topman, she really is ... glad you enjoyed  :hi:

Offline 0mard3000


Really mate?? What are we doing here...
Only a mad man would have to lie about seeing a prossie, that is really fucking weird.

Just be cool, im sure alot of men on here share my line of thinking otherwise the average WG would have alot more reviews whether positive or negative or indifferent given the number of men they see.

To be quite frank, after Ive had a good punt, im not thinking about UKP. But i certainly do have respect for the platform, its saved me alot of wasted journeys.

So certainly, if the girl is not who she says she is or I notice any funny business (thieving, poor hygeine) i will be the first to review here, as I feel that kind of stuff is bang out of order.

But quite frankly, If its just a shit fuck, I appreciate that could just be an off day for the WG, not worth giving a negative in my view, this is their living and for me its just a past time. For example one of my favourites Asa_aoki, was a pretty below par experience the first time I saw her, much to do with her being a bit shy and the room being tiny and cramped, but her body was insane IMO so I decided to see her again, when she changed hotels, top 5 best punts ive had. I dont have many terrible punts these days thankfully, because I read reviews, know what I like (cute face, natural tits and a nice ass) 😄

 I also know the kind of girls that are usually attracted to me. That is something I think is overlooked alot on here. Natural raw chesmistry. You can feel it the moment she peeks from behind the door and your eyes make four. If its not there, I say it and make my way back out the door. Yes she's a working girl, shes getting paid to provide a service, but I dont see girls who I feel i wouldnt have sexual chemistry with if i met them in a bar on a regular night out. So as a result, my reviews would be largely positive but very subjective. Nonetheless i look forward to joining in...

Warning, im pretty easy on services, as long as they take a good pounding, 😂 but will definetly give me two pence!

Stay tune.

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Offline karimbenzima1991

Been deep inside her cunt box twice

Reviews to come soon la’

1st time booked 2 days in advance and second time on the day (must’ve got lucky with a cancellation)

1st one was probs a month ago and second one around 2 weeks ago

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Offline Global_Punter

Been deep inside her cunt box twice

Reviews to come soon la’

1st time booked 2 days in advance and second time on the day (must’ve got lucky with a cancellation)

1st one was probs a month ago and second one around 2 weeks ago

I look forward to your review  :drinks:

Offline halfkast16

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I've seen Asa and she was great! PSE!  :diablo:

how attractive is she facially  from 1-10?
and is her apartment clean?

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how attractive is she facially  from 1-10?
and is her apartment clean?

Facially, its a a solid 7.5. Her face does look a bit bloated as some have said, but I find her more sexy than pretty... body 10/10 for me... i could fuck her for days... and her skin is super soft... damn..i might need another booking.

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Facially, its a a solid 7.5. Her face does look a bit bloated as some have said, but I find her more sexy than pretty... body 10/10 for me... i could fuck her for days... and her skin is super soft... damn..i might need another booking.

wow  :rolleyes:

Offline Global_Punter

wow  :rolleyes:

Haha, I know right - 10/10 is a big number, if she falls short of expectation, that will piss me off  :lol:

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Am I the only one getting a bit tired of the hysteria surrounding this pro? For the ones who have yet to grab a punt including me can she live up to the hype?
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Offline 0mard3000

Am I the only one getting a bit tired of the hysteria surrounding this pro? For the ones who have yet to grab a punt including me can she live up to the hype?

You’re not the only one. Personally, I think she’s fit and a decent punt but WELL overhyped.

Offline kasamaa

You’re not the only one. Personally, I think she’s fit and a decent punt but WELL overhyped.

Agree, I dont bother when they get to that level of hype. Either I'm fortunate enough to get in before then or wait till after the hype dies down (providing the reviews are still positive)

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Agree, I dont bother when they get to that level of hype. Either I'm fortunate enough to get in before then or wait till after the hype dies down (providing the reviews are still positive)

Bro you're like me then June 2020 before we get in her thong :dash:
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Bro you're like me then June 2020 before we get in her thong :dash:

it took me 3 weeks to get her, it was good i guess kinda overhyped but still a strong positive,  but now I have thing for orientals

Offline yummycookie

I made a booking for last week with her. I had to make this about 2 weeks in advance after being in contact for a couple of weeks before that and failing to sync calendars. I message her the morning of the booking to confirm it is going ahead. She initially confirms then cancels about an hour later offering to rearrange for the week after and give me a discount. I agree and we rearranged for this week. She then completely ignores her phone all week and the booking doesn't go ahead. Such a piss take as one of the best WGs I have seen was back in London this week. I held off booking her as I didn't want to punt twice in one week. I am now stuck on the weekend with massive blue balls.

Offline kasamaa

I made a booking for last week with her. I had to make this about 2 weeks in advance after being in contact for a couple of weeks before that and failing to sync calendars. I message her the morning of the booking to confirm it is going ahead. She initially confirms then cancels about an hour later offering to rearrange for the week after and give me a discount. I agree and we rearranged for this week. She then completely ignores her phone all week and the booking doesn't go ahead. Such a piss take as one of the best WGs I have seen was back in London this week. I held off booking her as I didn't want to punt twice in one week. I am now stuck on the weekend with massive blue balls.

Can you post in a review - this would be useful to other punters.

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I made a booking for last week with her. I had to make this about 2 weeks in advance after being in contact for a couple of weeks before that and failing to sync calendars. I message her the morning of the booking to confirm it is going ahead. She initially confirms then cancels about an hour later offering to rearrange for the week after and give me a discount. I agree and we rearranged for this week. She then completely ignores her phone all week and the booking doesn't go ahead. Such a piss take as one of the best WGs I have seen was back in London this week. I held off booking her as I didn't want to punt twice in one week. I am now stuck on the weekend with massive blue balls.

I was never good at Economics in school but the least I know is demand exceeding supply is not a good thing :(

Either that or she is not good with numbers  :P
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Offline Global_Punter

I was never good at Economics in school but the least I know is demand exceeding supply is not a good thing :(

Either that or she is not good with numbers  :P


Very true, its time we accept that demand is more than supply in the UK WG-wise.

When I say WG-wise I mean quality WG 10/10 in terms of looks

Offline Global_Punter

Can you post in a review - this would be useful to other punters.


I concur mine has been cancelled twice, not sure who's to blame but there was definitely a commitment from her side that the time slot / day will be available.

Twice I've had to reschedule work related events to accommodate her booking only for it to be cancelled, pissed as hell  :diablo: :dash: :bomb:

In addition the messages go mute for days no reply.   
 

Offline pepsicolaboy

'In addition the 'Sergei?' go mute for days no reply.'  :unknown:

Offline Global_Punter

'In addition the 'Sergei?' go mute for days no reply.'  :unknown:


Sergei  :lol: :D :sarcastic: I thought she was self employed ( one man shop, you know what I mean )

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So 2 guys have been cancelled on twice yet no one leaves a negative .... sometimes this site makes no sense
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Offline pepsicolaboy

Sergei  :lol: :D :sarcastic: I thought she was self employed ( one man shop, you know what I mean )

Well if shes that popular she will be on her back a lot, so at the least will have a 'friend helping' with the phone perhaps?  :unknown:

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So 2 guys have been cancelled on twice yet no one leaves a negative .... sometimes this site makes no sense


I'm on it, don't lose faith yet

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So 2 guys have been cancelled on twice yet no one leaves a negative .... sometimes this site makes no sense

+1

Maybe the hype has burnt her out and it's downhil from this point onwards. We shall see
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Offline last_days_of_logan

So 2 guys have been cancelled on twice yet no one leaves a negative .... sometimes this site makes no sense

agreed

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I'm on it, don't lose faith yet

Btw i actually like her posting on Uke ( Although I don’t use it anymore) so I didn’t mean this in a nasty way just ment so many men say let got let down by a girl yet never review anyone !
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Offline finn5555

I made a booking for last week with her. I had to make this about 2 weeks in advance after being in contact for a couple of weeks before that and failing to sync calendars. I message her the morning of the booking to confirm it is going ahead. She initially confirms then cancels about an hour later offering to rearrange for the week after and give me a discount. I agree and we rearranged for this week. She then completely ignores her phone all week and the booking doesn't go ahead. Such a piss take as one of the best WGs I have seen was back in London this week. I held off booking her as I didn't want to punt twice in one week. I am now stuck on the weekend with massive blue balls.

Pro$$ie logic they chase the £££ and don’t give a flying fuck what they may have agreed  :wacko:

They are all the same due to limited shelf life

Offline stuart.

OP, you mentioned a face fuck. Did she allow you to thrust and/or move her head while getting blown?

She did let me do both but gently.

But at the moment, she seen to be a bit burnt out  :timeout:

Offline slimdude1

I can't find any other WG's that have a body similar to this girl.

At least Wg's that are as well reviewed. It's a shame she quit, and even more a shame she left Birmingham. I had a chance to meet her year or so ago but had to cancel due to work commitments.  :dash: :dash:

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 :dash: I thought she came back for a second. This girl was so hyped up here and I never got to see her. Why did you bump this thread  :cry:.

Offline karimbenzima1991

I can't find any other WG's that have a body similar to this girl.

At least Wg's that are as well reviewed. It's a shame she quit, and even more a shame she left Birmingham. I had a chance to meet her year or so ago but had to cancel due to work commitments.  :dash: :dash:


I was hoping she was back when I saw this thread bumped up, definitely the best wg ive smashed in terms of looks, service, body...

Said it before and I’ll say it again, not many british Arab wgs with a big booty, curves like hers, cute face, and provides owo dfk cim swallow and can take a pounding for multiple rounds no cum limits

I’m just glad I managed to smash her twice before she disappeared
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Offline jeanphillipe

I had a booking setup with her, but i had to cancel. She then disappeared and the  re appeared in london and now looks like shes gone for good. I think she had a target to meet financial and once she hit it. Let hope she gets another target to meet huh.

One of the reasons i wanted to meet was she did this bubble bath thing in a jacuzzi something ive always wanted to try.

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JESUS ...

I doubt there as ever been a WG on UKP where some punters behave like they have lost a piece of their dick since this one disappeared.

Man-up chaps and stop speculating. She has quit stop crying like a blabbering baby  :dash:

Those who manage to grab a bite you have the memories ... those that didn't tough shit you was to slow; procrastination the thief of time (pussy) n all that! :lol:
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JESUS ...

I doubt there as ever been a WG on UKP where some punters behave like they have lost a piece of their dick since this one disappeared.

Man-up chaps and stop speculating. She has quit stop crying like a blabbering baby  :dash:

Those who manage to grab a bite you have the memories ... those that didn't tough shit you was to slow; procrastination the thief of time (pussy) n all that! :lol:

There have been many such WGs over the years on here in my observations, some punters are so cunt struck they get EAS, idiots.

Offline The Owl

There have been many such WGs over the years on here in my observations, some punters are so cunt struck they get EAS, idiots.

If an escort gets the balance right she can use EAS as a good marketing tool and turn clients in to cashpoints. I noticed Suraia seemed to attract  a few stalkers on UKE. She did seem to have the ability to bring out the protective side or hardened forum members on UKE. She must have been an amazing fuck from the way so many reacted to her but I got my timings wrong and never found out. Never mind, plenty more gash to bash.

Offline Discoballs

Don't get all this fluffy nonsense . Yes have a good time with a sp even build up a rapport so the service is even better but they are hoares and you are a punter . You pay money for them to allow you to fuck them or whatever floats your boat . That's is pure and simple , anything elses and you're mugging yourself off .

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If an escort gets the balance right she can use EAS as a good marketing tool and turn clients in to cashpoints. I noticed Suraia seemed to attract  a few stalkers on UKE. She did seem to have the ability to bring out the protective side or hardened forum members on UKE. She must have been an amazing fuck from the way so many reacted to her but I got my timings wrong and never found out. Never mind, plenty more gash to bash.

The risk with this is when the WG gets sick of the EAS punter keep phoning/texting/emailing her and cuts him off, some of these sad pricks wont take no for an answer, and in bad cases become stalkers. So some WGs are potentially playing for fire if they initially encourage these blokes.

Offline Strikar

I cancelled on her as a work night out the day before got out of hand and I was dead in the bed  :dash:. Never got the chance to rebook

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I cancelled on her as a work night out the day before got out of hand and I was dead in the bed  :dash:. Never got the chance to rebook

Usually the opposite with me, work nights out (what are those?) getting out of hand = morning feeling like death and then uncontrollable urge to insert my throbbing dick into a willing vagina and fuck out what's left of the hangover.

Offline Strikar

Usually the opposite with me, work nights out (what are those?) getting out of hand = morning feeling like death and then uncontrollable urge to insert my throbbing dick into a willing vagina and fuck out what's left of the hangover.

This was an epic night leading to a two day hangover from hell.

I get the hangover horn myself but this time I'd of been too sick to perform plus had beer sweats and booze breath so cancelled, massively regret it as I love the vids posted on here in the past of her ass. She was great fun chatting/planning the punt too.

Pity she had all the dramas etc. and left. Think she was outed once too it was on UKE. Haven't logged on there in a year or more

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I've had those but once my mouth gets hydration and some semblence of energy returns to my limbs I get an urgent memo from down below saying "Oi you cunt, sort me out!" So the booze sweat has dripped off my forehead onto more than one or two WGs in my time!

Offline Global_Punter

Wow Wow, pissed for a sec I thought she was back - long story I got 2 bookings cancelled the first slot due to work commitments.

The second she cancel due to illness and then never came back.

Either way with this lockdown IG has showed there's lots of beauties on planet earth, some day another one will come out of the wood works  :P :P

Even the holy book concurred that " the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose "

If super natural beings like angels couldn't resist a bit of pussy, who I'm  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: I guess men get randy and love to smash pretty bubbles - we unintentionally collect memory accolades

     
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Offline last_days_of_logan

Anyone still punting?

if there is i would strongly advise against it

Offline Discoballs

I would love to have a punt ,  it I prefer to be alive when punting resumes proper. My hotlist won't know what's hit it .

Offline oppaiSuki

if there is i would strongly advise against it

Over 28000 people dead in the UK and we have some very selfish people still punting and WG still selling services.   :manhater:

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Over 28000 people dead in the UK and we have some very selfish people still punting and WG still selling services.   :manhater:

I’m not sure why your surprised???
People generally are selfish in many ways. Whether it’s fucking BB, cheating on a wife or girlfriend,
Driving too fast and risking killing people.

What’s more surprising is the need for people to feel the need to shout, preach, show their moral outrage and express shock about something that is going to happen anyway...

But if it makes you feel better announcing it on a forum designed for punters to meet escorts, go for it..
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Over 28000 people dead in the UK and we have some very selfish people still punting and WG still selling services.   :manhater:

Hey Bro .... don't judge.

I have long said far too many hypocritical statements coming out on this forum regarding WGs making themselves available and punters continuing to fuck during the pandemic.

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