Author Topic: CarmensKiss (Read 5551 times)

touch.and.go · « **on:** February 13, 2014, 07:32:14 pm »

I saw Carmen Kiss a few days ago - spur of the moment thing - thought the gallery pictures looked good - when will I learn?

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Pretty face, but fat arse - they say the camera never lies - but it did in this time. OK BJ, lack-lustre fuck, no CIM

Conclusion - OK if you like fat girls - I don't

touch.and.go · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:33:04 pm »

And I forgot - HAIRY

UltrasForLife · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:35:15 pm »

That explains why she was refusing to take my money for ages knowing I post here even when I was telling her Im not gonna post a review on her regardless. If you describe her as fat, then that's good Ive saved the money. I even saw her on Cam for a tiny bit and she looked OK but I guess intentially didn't show bottom... Fat and hairy is not for me.

touch.and.go · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:36:10 pm »

Just changed it to Negative

Joe88 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2014, 11:02:50 pm »

Where in Bristol is she actually based?

Daffodil · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2014, 12:15:47 am »

£100 for a half hour with a fat, hairy prossie? Another delusional one.

YouOnlyLiveOnce · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:44:38 am »

Well, I wouldn't call her "fat", just "bottom-heavy", with a big butt and thicker thighs than you'd expect on an otherwise slim girl. Unless she's porked out since I saw her last April. I would have been back by now if it wasn't for her price.

Unless she's moved since then, she's in the Castle Park / Corn Street / St Nicholas Market area.

SirFrank · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:40:47 pm »

She looks pretty tight on her profile pics. Has she just got an arse like Kim Kardashian or has she spread like warm butter? A hairy minge is a definite no no for me. Throw in a fat arse to boot and I'd probably vomit

timstella · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:41:25 pm »

Quote from: SirFrank on February 19, 2014, 05:40:47 pm

She looks pretty tight on her profile pics. Has she just got an arse like Kim Kardashian or has she spread like warm butter? A hairy minge is a definite no no for me. Throw in a fat arse to boot and I'd probably vomit

The photos are actually of her but heavily photoshopped. This was my comment about her last year:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14739.msg225786;topicseen#msg225786

Not my worst experience ever, and I think she was less hairy when I saw her, but I can see where this thread is coming from.

It's pretty stupid to post such misleading photos IMO as people are bound to be disappointed

Tim

SirFrank · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2014, 09:38:07 pm »

Quote from: timstella on February 19, 2014, 08:41:25 pm

The photos are actually of her but heavily photoshopped. This was my comment about her last year:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14739.msg225786;topicseen#msg225786

Not my worst experience ever, and I think she was less hairy when I saw her, but I can see where this thread is coming from.

It's pretty stupid to post such misleading photos IMO as people are bound to be disappointed

Tim

Cheers mate. Interesting and as you say you can only be disappointed. I was looking at Bristol girls this evening as I'm likely to be in Bristol in March. There's a girl on there whose name now escapes me - English looks a bit horsey. Profile pics look professionally taken but inside she's got her own pics and there's a world of difference. Not saying body wise but facially there's a difference between the two

londontown1985 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:52:22 pm »

saw this girl yesterday and I'm not sure we can be tlkin about the same person here!!!!!
She was incredible! Fukin stunning face, slightly Latino looking??? best oral I've had in a good long while amazing sex (she bounced on top for the whole fuck) and her body was to die for if you like the Kim kardashian Beyonce figure on a lady. Proper tight tones tummy

very surprised to see such negative feedback - I can't wait to go back just the price is heavy tho.
Get what u fuckin pay for tho I tell ya!

OldAdmin · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:00:44 pm »

Quote from: londontown1985 on April 09, 2014, 12:52:22 pm

saw this girl yesterday and I'm not sure we can be tlkin about the same person here!!!!!
She was incredible! Fukin stunning face, slightly Latino looking??? best oral I've had in a good long while amazing sex (she bounced on top for the whole fuck) and her body was to die for if you like the Kim kardashian Beyonce figure on a lady. Proper tight tones tummy

very surprised to see such negative feedback - I can't wait to go back just the price is heavy tho.
Get what u fuckin pay for tho I tell ya!

Must be coincidence that you have email address with 'misscarmen' in it

touch.and.go · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:19:07 pm »

If Carmen "bounced on top" you would need a fucking new pelvis.

Nice work Admin

grandmaster-ram-rod · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:25:08 pm »

Quote from: Admin on April 09, 2014, 01:00:44 pm

Must be coincidence that you have email address with 'misscarmen' in it

they really are dumb these prossies

James999 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:27:59 pm »

Her photoshop is crap as well, makes her look disabled in some of her images

UltrasForLife · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2014, 03:59:58 pm »

Useless as fuck

Joe88 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2014, 11:16:28 pm »

now i'm confused

thisiscarmen · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:16:50 am »

Wooooooaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahah what on Earth have I been missing?!?!?!

I just received a text from Mr.'035' enlightening me of this fabulous conversation taking place about moi! Bunch of charmers aren't you!
Genuinely don't know who Mr LondonTown is, definitely isn't the gentleman I met yesterday however thank you for your efforts whoever you may be! (That's not my email address Admin, the one you'll be able to see now is).

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OldAdmin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:20:57 am »

Quote from: thisiscarmen on April 10, 2014, 01:16:50 am

Genuinely don't know who Mr LondonTown is, definitely isn't the gentleman I met yesterday however thank you for your efforts whoever you may be! (That's not my email address Admin, the one you'll be able to see now is).

You're a shitty liar, just by signing up you have confirmed your IP is the same (also using same Mac):
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vorian · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:25:15 am »

Quote from: thisiscarmen on April 10, 2014, 01:16:50 am

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Brilliant, keep it short and sweet Sir

UltrasForLife · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2014, 06:20:43 am »

hahahahahahah how retarded is she seriously

Daffodil · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:05:37 am »

Quote from: Admin on April 10, 2014, 01:20:57 am

You're a shitty liar, just by signing up you have confirmed your IP is the same (also using same Mac):
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What a fucking moron

Quote from: thisiscarmen on April 10, 2014, 01:16:50 am

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touch.and.go · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:06:42 am »

When in a hole - they just keep digging.... If you've got a fat arse, don't pretend you havent, stop fucking eating and get down the gym. Or contact Rusty .....

whiterussian · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:11:38 am »

how fucking dense can people get? funny as fuck

whiterussian · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:13:29 am »

also ripping off the name of a well known ex working girl that didn't have an ounce of fat on her!

vorian · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:25:31 am »

Quote from: whiterussian on April 10, 2014, 10:11:38 am

how fucking dense can people get? funny as fuck

Stupid beyond belief, never ceases to amaze me how willing they are to shoot themselves in the foot, so much worse now than if she had said nothing.

grandmaster-ram-rod · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:30:01 am »

there must be someting in the water in Bristol that makes prossies there really stupid

vorian · « **Reply #27 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:33:52 am »

Quote from: grandmaster-ram-rod on April 10, 2014, 10:30:01 am

there must be someting in the water in Bristol that makes prossies there really stupid

Probably fluoride given that the problem seems country wide.

James999 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:34:29 am »

Quote from: Admin on April 10, 2014, 01:20:57 am

You're a shitty liar, just by signing up you have confirmed your IP is the same (also using same Mac):
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She must be desperate if she has to resort to writing her own reviews

Joe88 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2014, 12:35:40 pm »

what were the 'Paragraphs of bollocks'?

Her prices are too high anyway, dont think its bcos of how she looks tbh.

Tony Montana · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2014, 09:53:27 am »

Quote from: whiterussian on April 10, 2014, 10:13:29 am

also ripping off the name of a well known ex working girl that didn't have an ounce of fat on her!

<sigh>

Joe88 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 12, 2014, 12:16:49 am »

shes removed herself from the site now

vorian · « **Reply #32 on:** April 12, 2014, 12:22:38 am »

Quote from: Joe88 on April 12, 2014, 12:16:49 am

shes removed herself from the site now

She will be back.

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