Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.




Author Topic: CarmensKiss  (Read 3306 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1822014) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I saw Carmen Kiss a few days ago - spur of the moment thing - thought the gallery pictures looked good - when will I learn? :dash:

https://www.adultwork.com/1822014 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarmensKiss

Pretty face, but fat arse - they say the camera never lies - but it did in this time. OK BJ, lack-lustre fuck, no CIM

Conclusion - OK if you like fat girls - I don't  :vomit:


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

« Last Edit: February 13, 2014, 07:35:09 PM by touch.and.go »

That explains why she was refusing to take my money for ages knowing I post here even when I was telling her Im not gonna post a review on her regardless. If you describe her as fat, then that's good Ive saved the money. I even saw her on Cam for a tiny bit and she looked OK but I guess intentially didn't show bottom... Fat and hairy is not for me.


Offline Joe88

Where in Bristol is she actually based?

Offline Daffodil

£100 for a half hour with a fat, hairy prossie? Another delusional one.

Well, I wouldn't call her "fat", just "bottom-heavy", with a big butt and thicker thighs than you'd expect on an otherwise slim girl.  Unless she's porked out since I saw her last April.  I would have been back by now if it wasn't for her price.

Unless she's moved since then, she's in the Castle Park / Corn Street / St Nicholas Market area.

Offline SirFrank

She looks pretty tight on her profile pics. Has she just got an arse like Kim Kardashian or has she spread like warm butter? A hairy minge is a definite no no for me. Throw in a fat arse to boot and I'd probably vomit
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

She looks pretty tight on her profile pics. Has she just got an arse like Kim Kardashian or has she spread like warm butter? A hairy minge is a definite no no for me. Throw in a fat arse to boot and I'd probably vomit

The photos are actually of her but heavily photoshopped. This was my comment about her last year:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14739.msg225786;topicseen#msg225786

Not my worst experience ever, and I think she was less hairy when I saw her, but I can see where this thread is coming from.

It's pretty stupid to post such misleading photos IMO as people are bound to be disappointed

Tim

Offline SirFrank

The photos are actually of her but heavily photoshopped. This was my comment about her last year:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14739.msg225786;topicseen#msg225786

Not my worst experience ever, and I think she was less hairy when I saw her, but I can see where this thread is coming from.

It's pretty stupid to post such misleading photos IMO as people are bound to be disappointed

Tim

Cheers mate. Interesting and as you say you can only be disappointed. I was looking at Bristol girls this evening as I'm likely to be in Bristol in March. There's a girl on there whose name now escapes me - English looks a bit horsey. Profile pics look professionally taken but inside she's got her own pics and there's a world of difference. Not saying body wise but facially there's a difference between the two
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline londontown1985

saw this girl yesterday and I'm not sure we can be tlkin about the same person here!!!!!
She was incredible! Fukin stunning face, slightly Latino looking??? best oral I've had in a good long while amazing sex (she bounced on top for the whole fuck) and her body was to die for if you like the Kim kardashian Beyonce figure on a lady. Proper tight tones tummy

very surprised to see such negative feedback - I can't wait to go back just the price is heavy tho.
Get what u fuckin pay for tho I tell ya!  ;)

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
saw this girl yesterday and I'm not sure we can be tlkin about the same person here!!!!!
She was incredible! Fukin stunning face, slightly Latino looking??? best oral I've had in a good long while amazing sex (she bounced on top for the whole fuck) and her body was to die for if you like the Kim kardashian Beyonce figure on a lady. Proper tight tones tummy

very surprised to see such negative feedback - I can't wait to go back just the price is heavy tho.
Get what u fuckin pay for tho I tell ya!  ;)

Must be coincidence that you have email address with 'misscarmen' in it  :rolleyes:

If Carmen "bounced on top" you would need a fucking new pelvis.  :lol: Nice work Admin  :drinks:

Must be coincidence that you have email address with 'misscarmen' in it  :rolleyes:


they really are dumb these prossies

Offline James999

Her photoshop is crap as well, makes her look disabled in some of her images  :sarcastic:



Offline thisiscarmen

Wooooooaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahah what on Earth have I been missing?!?!?!

I just received a text from Mr.'035' enlightening me of this fabulous conversation taking place about moi! Bunch of charmers aren't you!
Genuinely don't know who Mr LondonTown is, definitely isn't the gentleman I met yesterday however thank you for your efforts whoever you may be! (That's not my email address Admin, the one you'll be able to see now is).

[Paragraphs of bollocks removed by admin]

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
Genuinely don't know who Mr LondonTown is, definitely isn't the gentleman I met yesterday however thank you for your efforts whoever you may be! (That's not my email address Admin, the one you'll be able to see now is).

You're a shitty liar, just by signing up you have confirmed your IP is the same (also using same Mac):

Offline vorian

[Paragraphs of bollocks removed by admin]


Brilliant, keep it short and sweet Sir  :hi:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

hahahahahahah how retarded is she seriously  :wacko:

Offline Daffodil

You're a shitty liar, just by signing up you have confirmed your IP is the same (also using same Mac):


What a fucking moron  :dash:

[Paragraphs of bollocks removed by admin]

 :lol:

When in a hole - they just keep digging.... If you've got a fat arse, don't pretend you havent, stop fucking eating and get down the gym. Or contact Rusty ..... :lol:

how fucking dense can people get?  funny as fuck :D

also ripping off the name of a well known ex working girl that didn't have an ounce of fat on her!




Latest videos on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

Latest images on UKEscorting.com (free site!)