Link: External Link/Members OnlyThis WG combines two of my favourite perversions: TS escorts and lactating escorts!
Price: £120 for 1 hour.
Location: Cheap hotel close to Piccadilly Gardens (not one that's very commonly used amongst escorts although I have been there at least once before).
Looks: Her pictures on AW are flattering and misleading. The main 3 photos currently on her profile are the worst offenders, clearly airbrushed/filtered. Even the ones in her public gallery are flattering and cleverly posed. I am partly to blame for not following my own rule though. The rule is to assume that she looks like her worst photo - the this applies to all escorts but particularly to TS escorts. In this case, she looked even worse than her worst photo, particularly in terms of being a little larger in the stomach area and noticeably chubbier in the face. She'd also looked like she recently had a bout of acne.
I'd say she looked somewhat feminine and is passable when dressed up. Her hair was dyed red and was slightly below shoulder length, I though it looked nice. She had a bit of noticeable belly but not too much out of proportion (although not in proportion either). So in terms of size, the large end of 12 might be right but I'd guess 14, in part due her height and partly due to her chest measurement which gives the game away - she claims to be 38C (in the text of her profile). I think that chest circumference (38") is right but the claimed cup size (C) is likely wrong. When wearing her padded bra they look like Cs but in reality she only has B cups. They're natural (hormone induced) and B cup is still pretty good going for a TS.
Her arse has a decent amount of meat to it but it does look quite flat, particularly when she's standing up. A final negative that I only noticed when kissing and being up close was that she has some minor/sparse but still noticeable prickly bread stubble. Overall, I was definitely disappointed with her appearance. I was very close to walking but I couldn't be arsed.
Service: I asked beforehand about her lactation and also the likelihood of her being able to get hard and cum. To her credit, she tempered expectations by only promising a few drops of boob juice and stating that cumming was "very much a maybe". I wasn't too fussed and appreciated the honesty.
Onto the punt, in terms of kissing she was fine with FK and possibly more but for various reasons, including partly whatever the flavour of vaping product she was using, I didn't test that out out much/fully. I'm not sure what the flavour was but it wasn't a daft sweet one nor was it neutral/odorless or tobacco-like (assuming such "flavours" exist), the closest thing I can say was probably weed although that itself is rather far off. At a couple of points during the punt she went to take a drag. Fortunately she refrained from doing it during sex but she was desperate for it once we'd finished.
She was lactating but only managed to get a couple of drops from each tit. In terms of flavour the low quantity probably didn't help and I presume it's also not "full breast milk", just part of it (as breast milk varies in composition depending on hormones - just like in various stages after a woman has given birth). It just tasted watery (like skimmed cow's milk).
OWO was good in terms of technique and depth although there was only a fleeting moment or two of DT although I didn't ask for more. She was overly keen to move on to sex and seemed reluctant at performing more OWO so I agreed to move on. Onto anal sex, which was enjoyed in a variety of positions and she was enthusiastic.
At no point in the punt did her cock stir but I didn't make much effort and she certainly discouraged me from giving her any oral. She also mentioned the fact that I was the 3rd punter of the day, presumably to drop a hint. For reference, this punt was only early afternoon. However I'm well aware that one needs to book earlier for that sort of stuff (unless you get lucky due to them not being busy).
Had a massage to end things which was a of a typical escort variety, i.e. mostly naff but OK. I did get my full time.
Overall: There were multiple stages (both well beforehand and at the start) where I could and possibly should have bailed on this punt. I went ahead and even though I was disappointed with her appearance, I was satisfied with her service. As such, while I certainly won't be bothering again, I really can't complain much so I think a neutral is fair.