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Really cannot be a serious review and at £400 ph - is she Gold Plated!!!!

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Stealthshagger

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Might be a deluded girl writing her own reviews.  Bullshit either way.

cornbeefinspector

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just out of my price range , I think Jimmy will be seeing her  :yahoo:

Offline Ali Katt

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So this is the review with a poem in.

What a load of bullshit,
Does this punter seriously think he is full of wit
It's probably fake
Like WWF wrestling with Jake the Snake

Offline KentAde

Check out the price of her 'WORLDS BEST BJ' movie! WTF  :dash: you can buy a whole porn film for that!

Offline Straife

I wish we wouldn't keep giving this moron attention, she's been well documented on here already. :hi:

Offline Makka124

Have you seen how to book her

"A small introduction, telling me ,with whom I am communicating is much appreciated.

In your email kindly include your:

~ Name
~ Age
~ Build (height,weight etc)
~ Race
~ Occupation
~ Place of our futre encounter? Mine or yours?
~ Desired length of our encounter
~ Marriage status ( not essential )


PS.............. Please send me a decent introductory email. I never reply to one liners or disrespectful emails. So do take your time, trouble and joy when applying and we will see what transpires. "

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Have you seen how to book her

"A small introduction, telling me ,with whom I am communicating is much appreciated.

In your email kindly include your:

~ Name
~ Age
~ Build (height,weight etc)
~ Race
~ Occupation
~ Place of our futre encounter? Mine or yours?
~ Desired length of our encounter
~ Marriage status ( not essential )


PS.............. Please send me a decent introductory email. I never reply to one liners or disrespectful emails. So do take your time, trouble and joy when applying and we will see what transpires. "

Fuck you springs to mind!

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Are her photos airbrushed? She says they are not.
They look airbrushed to me  :unknown:

Offline Bangers and Gash

Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


 :rolleyes:

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It just gets better
Read a few of the similarly worded reviews
'Member not active' - what a surprise
Review dated 01.08.13 - fees £900 for 1 hour
Same old shite...



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As sycophantic, grovelling a load of bollocks as I've seen. Must be her pimp, she should ditch him, might make a decent living on her own!!!

Cynical...moi?????

James999

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At those stupid rates you would have thought she could have afforded at least some decent photoshop, even a fat essex chav would be ashamed of this effort  :scare:

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k

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Feedback makes entertaining reading.  She clearly wants to try to project a good image, but this one amused me:-

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Positive    tony.c (49)    18/09/2012 14:10    Seeking Services
     
Unfortunately honey had to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances . Communication was excellent , and Honey let me know a couple of days before. See you Soon Ho

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« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 08:46:41 pm by k »

Offline tazz

There are super rich guys out there who love to blow insane sums on escorts. Some charge £500-£600 an hour. The most ive seen was £1000 an hour and was dating a rock star. I think for a lot of guys its a thrill to boast about how much they've spent. Heard from guys who come from very wealthy backgrounds that there are a lot of millionaires with hot girlfriends who just love doing this. Might be due to teh fact the escort isnt fucking many guys.

Offline akauya

I like this one...

"An incredible evening with the most wonderful woman. As amazing as it was unexpected, I'll never be the same, so looking forward to seeing her again."

 :D :D :D

Surely they must all be fake. No one writes crap like that for real... sounds more like she was writing it herself

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There are super rich guys out there who love to blow insane sums on escorts. Some charge £500-£600 an hour. The most ive seen was £1000 an hour and was dating a rock star. I think for a lot of guys its a thrill to boast about how much they've spent. Heard from guys who come from very wealthy backgrounds that there are a lot of millionaires with hot girlfriends who just love doing this. Might be due to teh fact the escort isnt fucking many guys.

Quote - 'the most i've seen was £1k/hr'.  Was this seeing an ad for this or completing yourself ?
Just interested to see if worthwhile, in case i come into a windfall & want to see just what its like as an absolute one-off

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I like this one...

"An incredible evening with the most wonderful woman. As amazing as it was unexpected, I'll never be the same, so looking forward to seeing her again."

 :D :D :D

Surely they must all be fake. No one writes crap like that for real... sounds more like she was writing it herself

I like this one from lecock in her feedback:

"The early onset of Honeys menstrual cycle forced the cancellation of our recent liaison.ample notice was forthcoming and a rebooking made with Londons finest."

And her response... well, it seems this sophisticated, heavenly goddess can barely string a coherent sentence together:
   
"Thx4feedback,however if this unfortunate circumstance happens again in the future. Pls refrain from making it public. I am rather appreciated discreet comments."

She seems a bit of a thick idiot to me. Education not her strong point.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 10:56:11 pm by Hellraiser »

Offline tazz

See this article about girls making up to £20k in a night. Sounds insane that any guy should pay that. Wounder if any became millionaires?

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Theres so many sites, most guys on here just use adultwork. This hookers charge over £500 an hour External Link/Members Only

Offline Straife

A lot of them are on adultwork as well though. A year ago I saw a girl on all the "high class" websites charging £600h/r. Saw her for £150 :hi:

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Offline nomeansno

Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


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Yes, but does she do anal ?

OldSpice

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Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


 :rolleyes:

"Going public" with his darling honey, his "stage" being some pretentious Itallian? fuck me, this is the funniest prossie review I've ever seen ... if I ever need a good laugh I'll re read it, cheers for posting :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 12:15:34 am by OldSpice »

Offline Ali Katt

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"Going public" with his darling honey, his "stage" being some pretentious Itallian? fuck me, this is the funniest prossie review I've ever seen ... if I ever need a good laugh I'll re read it, cheers for posting :thumbsup:
Whose ever heard of a prossie being fingered in a taxi, you save that for the wife. Any ideas which restaurant, I though Momo, but it's too few letters. In all honesty I'm sure there were more attractive women in the restaurant, I've never known the whole restaurant or the whole of any public place turn around if a beautiful woman has entered the building. Of course, the review was written by honey herself.

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Whose ever heard of a prossie being fingered in a taxi, you save that for the wife. Any ideas which restaurant, I though Momo, but it's too few letters. In all honesty I'm sure there were more attractive women in the restaurant, I've never known the whole restaurant or the whole of any public place turn around if a beautiful woman has entered the building. Of course, the review was written by honey herself.

I wondered this too..no idea..think there's one called Maxela which is right number of words, well spelt wrong, but FAR too common for darling Honey!! :D

OldSpice

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Ah think might have got it. Mate just said is it Murano? altho it's in Mayfair not Kensington, but who's noticing if you give the impression you wouldn't venture anywhere remotely outside of Zone 1. Well apart from all the advertised exotic holidays of course.

cornbeefinspector

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Have you seen how to book her

"A small introduction, telling me ,with whom I am communicating is much appreciated.

In your email kindly include your:

~ Name
~ Age
~ Build (height,weight etc)
~ Race
~ Occupation
~ Place of our futre encounter? Mine or yours?
~ Desired length of our encounter
~ Marriage status ( not essential )


PS.............. Please send me a decent introductory email. I never reply to one liners or disrespectful emails. So do take your time, trouble and joy when applying and we will see what transpires. "


delusional springs to mind FFS shes a whore

OldSpice

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I just read Honeys field report posted today on the purple site,
one question I have is, what man knows the make/designer of a dress a woman is wearing? I also notice it a lot on her other reports, the make of shoe or the designer dress is always in there somewhere
do fluffy men with lots of cash know designers by sight or something? Or do they sneak a look at her label whilst she's, er, busy doing other things..??
« Last Edit: March 11, 2014, 05:39:32 pm by OldSpice »

Offline akauya

I just read Honeys field report posted today on the purple site,
one question I have is, what man knows the make/designer of a dress a woman is wearing? I also notice it a lot on her other reports, the make of shoe or the designer dress is always in there somewhere
do fluffy men with lots of cash know designers by sight or something? Or do they sneak a look at her label whilst she's, er, busy doing other things..??

You can always tell a PN defector ;)

It's OK mate, in here you can call adultwork... adultwork or awank or bastards or crooks or twats... no need for the 'purple site' euphemism   :hi:


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You can always tell a PN defector ;)

It's OK mate, in here you can call adultwork... adultwork or awank or bastards or crooks or twats... no need for the 'purple site' euphemism   :hi:

And you can post as many links to AW as you wish without the "Thought Police" putting you on pre-mod for crimes against the state.  :D

Offline Ali Katt

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I just read Honeys field report posted today on the purple site,
one question I have is, what man knows the make/designer of a dress a woman is wearing? I also notice it a lot on her other reports, the make of shoe or the designer dress is always in there somewhere
do fluffy men with lots of cash know designers by sight or something? Or do they sneak a look at her label whilst she's, er, busy doing other things..??
No I don't follow women's fashion. I can tell cheap clothes if it is something like a dress, in the same I can spot a cheap suit. Knickers. tights and other lingerie I probably wouldn't tell. Every punter knows what a Miss Massage anne summers uniform looks like and every punter knows they look crap.

If he was more concerned by what she was wearing, it gives you an idea as to how crap the sex was. As we have guessed it was written by the woman herself though.

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i remember her first coming on to the scene. Her rates gradually increased. She started around the 120-150 mark i believe.

You could tell she was full of shit and the way i see it most of her encounters probably involve alot of excuses, talk etc.

She might have a small frame but in reality a lot of oriental girls are slim. She is full of shit and always updates her images etc.

She might have been a good lay back then but i probably sense she is full of shit and a robot now. She does have too many fluffies and London is full of many rich muppets.

I would say good luck to her but for a girl who is pretentious and full of it....id look elsewhere

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No I don't follow women's fashion. I can tell cheap clothes if it is something like a dress, in the same I can spot a cheap suit. Knickers. tights and other lingerie I probably wouldn't tell. Every punter knows what a Miss Massage anne summers uniform looks like and every punter knows they look crap.

If he was more concerned by what she was wearing, it gives you an idea as to how crap the sex was. As we have guessed it was written by the woman herself though.

every girl has louboutins etc
she also probably receives many gift vouchers and if i recall in her early days she ,abelled clothes on her wish list

saying that .... many females can be experts at wearing new clothes once and returning them. she would puppy dog face it and charm any cashier i bet

OldSpice

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You can always tell a PN defector ;)

It's OK mate, in here you can call adultwork... adultwork or awank or bastards or crooks or twats... no need for the 'purple site' euphemism   :hi:

Ha that did make me laugh, definately a defector too PN is NOT for punters

Offline akauya

Ha that did make me laugh, definately a defector too PN is NOT for punters

Well, I'm not a defector, I only post on UKP. But welcome, from what I've heard and read PN is definitely not for punters.

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Toshiba

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Tbh if i had the money id shell it out for her

What a body, out of my league money wise but she must have business from somewhere

Stunning , a luxury punt

OldSpice

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How do you define 'luxury' just cause she wears designer clothes and talks about worldwide holidays?
I'm with Ali Katt on reviews being more concerned with clothing etc and not exactly raving about the sex

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How do you define 'luxury' just cause she wears designer clothes and talks about worldwide holidays?
I'm with Ali Katt on reviews being more concerned with clothing etc and not exactly raving about the sex


Luxury as in the price you pay to fuck her

Mostly in life you get what you pay for, id expect impeccible everything with this punt, premises, the sex, the woman, the experience

Ive paid £100 to fuck a fat smack head in a shit hole before


Offline KentAde

Seems she has another FR...another foolish punter, who parted with £450!  :dash:

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