xxxprincessjasmine - Middlesbrough

[Nealnortheast]

External Link/Members Only

1 hr £100

First off with regard to my lack of reviews - my bad this Shouldn’t be my first I’ll try and do better in the future - having seen an information request for a girl i’d seen (jasmine) thought I better contribute!

I’ve seen jasmine a few times now so this will be a combination of the meets which have all largely followed the same format.

Comms and locations

I have always found comms with jasmine to be very good, this didn suprise me at first as I’ve always found girls with no number showing to be a little bit more difficult to get hold of. Jasmine has always been back to me within the hour usually and at the time of the meet always available.

Meets are held at a local hotel which is always clean and tidy - hotel tends to be key carded at the top of the elevator so jasmine will come out and meet you. I’ve always told her when I’m coming so she has met me and we’ve walked through seamlessly.

I’m a fan of hotel meets - easy parking and not having to leave your car in a strange neighbourhood etc but hotel meets seem less common in Teesside.

The Girl

* Warning I may be a bit fluffy*

Jasmine is brilliant - Looks wise pictures are accurate slim, petite, pretty always starts the meeting off fully dressed in heels and nice dress small breasts which is my type. I would say she’s better looking In real life than her pictures and don’t think anyone would be disappointed in meet.

I’d say age is about right anywhere from around 21 - 25 seems accurate so 23 is about bang on - I’ve seen older looking 19 yr olds on aw put it that way!

Personality - My type of punt is where the girl seems to enjoy what’s she’s doing and I love to have a chat and a giggle before doing anything - jasmine is brilliant for that I’ve been offered tea mulled one chocolates had a right old giggle and she always seems genuinely into whatever I’m bleating in about.

Whilst I’m aware she probably isn’t interested in the slightest she’s never gave off that impression and gives the ultimate GFE.



Services

Likes list very accurate - I’ll be honest and say I’m probably more of a vanilla client than most but we have done has been great. Services we’ve done -

Sex (protected)
Oral Wo (both)
Dfk
Rimming (giving)
Fingering
Hand job

I had enquired about a levels which was a polite no although wasn’t in the likes list anyway just thought worth a try!

The meeting

Meetings have followed similar patterns - meet in the lobby in the hotel and go up to the room have a cuppa and a chat do the business - then usually have another cuppa and another chat. Our conversations have ranged from kinky to current affairs she does seem comfortably and intellectual discussing a range of topics - very good gfe - I’m usually one to leave after about 25mins in a 30 min session and I’ve always lasted my full hour with jasmine so not the slghtest inclination of clock watching or time wasting.

Summary

All in all overwhelmingly positive for me

Pro’s - The girl
        - The sex
        - The experience
        - The comms

Cons - Availabitly (Tends to be Fridays with the odd Thursday or sat) so requires a bit of planning but worth it.

Right chaps that’s it from me - hope you find it useful!

[japseyeuk]

Hi Jasmine, welcome to UKP.
 

[Kev3773]

Hi Jasmine, welcome to UKP.
 

I've a feeling you're wrong on that one 

[jonone]

What a load of crap.
Even if it was a real review sounds like you spend most of your time drinking tea and talking.
Wasn't so long ago you used to advertise bareback
(As long as your clean)

[Nealnortheast]

Haha not jasmine.. note member since December 2015 but also note why I’ve been reluctant to review. We all get what we want from a punt so take note of my review if you want or don’t your perogitve - never had bb never would.

To add to the legitimacy of the review other girls I’ve punted with;

Meganbrookes1996 - Norton
Tori Taylor - hebburn
Both positive

As well as some god awful roms however most of my pints date back to 2017 and before so no point in doing reviews now ( as I say my bad).

[catweazle]

however most of my pints date back to 2017 and before so no point in doing reviews now ( as I say my bad).

Blimey, l'n steering clear of your local then!

[Nealnortheast]

Haha what can I say brexits causing the local to stockpile.

[japseyeuk]

Neal let me tell you why I had my suspicions.

Along with the one post one review, the following don't normally appear in a punter's vocabulary:

"my bad"
"try and do better in the future"
" I’m a fan of hotel meets"
"I love to have a chat and a giggle"
"I’ve been offered tea mulled one (wine?) chocolates had a right old giggle"

Also you say, "Meetings have followed similar patterns" How many times have you seen her since November when she registered? Sounds like she's a mate you've been shagging for ages.

Apologies if I'm wrong

[japseyeuk]

Also, in her gallery, the windows are all sorts of rags for curtains. I see you are her only review on AW too. It looks to me that she's a bit skanky but offered you a freebie for a review

[Nealnortheast]

Neal let me tell you why I had my suspicions.

Along with the one post one review, the following don't normally appear in a punter's vocabulary:

"my bad"
"try and do better in the future"
" I’m a fan of hotel meets"
"I love to have a chat and a giggle"
"I’ve been offered tea mulled one (wine?) chocolates had a right old giggle"

Also you say, "Meetings have followed similar patterns" How many times have you seen her since November when she registered? Sounds like she's a mate you've been shagging for ages.

Apologies if I'm wrong

Fair enough thanks for the feedback - as I sat entirely up to you if you take on board what I’ve said or not.

The reference to ‘my bad’ and ‘do better in the future’ is there is criticism towards people on here who view reviews but don’t contribute anything back. Whilst admittedly i have been one of those I have seen an information request while ‘leaching’ recently so thought best to offer some contribution.

‘I’m a fan of hotel meets’ - it’s a personal preference of mine I drive a reasonably nice car and am not too keen on leaving it on a sidestreet in Middlesbrough where it’s more likely to be broken into or damaged. I’m aware for some hotel meets aren’t the preferred choice but that’s why I stated it in the review so people can do what the want with the information.

‘Chat giggle wine choc’ - yes the grammar and spelling a terrible and I’m gling to blame small phone screens for that, but they were a pro of the meeting for me. I’m not married and work ridiculously long hours in a predominately male environment - having a laugh with a pretty lass for an hour who’ll definitely shag me is what I’m after.

I’ve had a few meetings with her 4 in total which have cost me a bloody fortune! Not sure that’s what the Christmas bonus was intended for but nvmind.

No need to apologise plenty of girls will self promote.

I’ll leave it now as checking my own post makes me feel like a complete narcasist.

[jonone]

When was the first punt you had with her if you don't mind me asking?

[Jibbi]

I’ve seen her recently but haven’t got around to doing a review yet. Struggling to decide whether it’s a positive or a neutral.

Basically the girl is attractive and good looking in person. Very nice personality and easy to get on with. It was actually the most appealing thing about her, she was very nice. Service wise was fine, oral good, sex good. Kisses nicely.

The only thing that put me off is she’s a bit rough around the edges. She seemed clean but her feet were dirty. She had a few cuts and bruises from knees down.

I don’t know, I don’t feel like it was wholly positive but a neutral seems harsh. I’ll pop on a review once I’ve decided.

[Rogerbravo]

Verification pic is showing for those interested...

[Kev40ish]

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[tynetunnel]

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Good God! 

[Sar-Major]

Good God! 

Looks a bit "Spaced" to say the fekin least........... 

 

[AgedCases]

Looks a bit "Spaced" to say the fekin least........... 

 

Back in your grave, Windsor! 

[roboeggman]

Does she live with her nan or something? Look at those fucking curtains.

[Diamonddog]

All the pictures are in a mobile home or Caravan. You sure she’s British looks a bit pikey to me

[tynetunnel]

All the pictures are in a mobile home or Caravan. You sure she’s British looks a bit pikey to me

i thought that, she looks a bit Romanian from her verification pic, to me

Also, who in a one hour punt has time for a brew before and after? 

[daveev]

My mate dosn't have a AW account so i tried to set a meet for him with her, she was quick to phone me and she did come across really nice and spoke good english so defo ok there. I know the meet was canceled but she did offer 20 off if he wanted to try again as it was her fault.

[Sar-Major]

i thought that, she looks a bit Romanian from her verification pic, to me

Also, who in a one hour punt has time for a brew before and after? 

Ever heard of a "Thermos Flask".......................     

 

[tynetunnel]

Ever heard of a "Thermos Flask".......................     

 

it’ll still be hot out of the flask, and need time to cool down 

[nerascal]

Has the look of a drug user. Shame because she's quite cute looking.

[threechilliman]

Has the look of a drug user. Shame because she's quite cute looking.

Looks to me like someones smacked her in her left eye.....

[Sar-Major]

Back in your grave, Windsor! 

I'm on your "Aged Case" I've "Cum Back" just to Scare the Shit out of you, Lovely Boy................... 

 

[FLYING BLUE]

Now with new name and profile

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

 

[NYgent]

I thought she looked quite cute from her profile and ‘invested’ in her private gallery. Lots of open leg shots showing a full door mat and hairy hoop. Not quite ‘trimmed’ as her profile describes. What really put me off though was just her general unclean skanky look, spotty arse, chipped nail varnish and very tired look. She could have made more of an effort but I certainly can’t accuse her of photoshopping.

[tynetunnel]

I also invested in the private gallery and felt the same, complete lack of effort at presenting herself well. Plus on the profile in the first sentence she says she’s 23, in the next one she’s a teen 

Chavvy and best avoided

[NotTooOld4It]

Looks to me like someones smacked her in her left eye.....

Actually, you might be right.

[xxxprincessjasmine]

So I am Princess Jasmine- completely respect all comments and criticisms can see my best client in the mix there !
To clarify a few things I am British I do live in a Caravan which I have bought but I am not of gypsy origin, the bruises and cuts that one person mentioned are most likely due to my lifestyle of  living a country lifestyle
I feel a little offended at the comments that say I look like I have been hit and that I look spaced out- the mark under my eye is from when I was hit with a rock when I was 8 and as for looking spaced- I'm not the most confident in front of the camera so I look past the photographer which can often give the impression the model is staring into space
Thank you for all compliments
and any suggestions to help me improve my service are appreciated I am going to work on making sure I don't knock myself so much and get bruised as well as updating my photos to reflect the environment that I conduct my business in which is always from a 4-5* hotel
Have a great day guys and thank you for your interest in Princess Jasmine! xxx

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[xxxprincessjasmine]

All the pictures are in a mobile home or Caravan. You sure she’s British looks a bit pikey to me

would you like to see my passport sweetie?
Born and raised in the Cotswolds
I have A levels
I play the flute
and my real surname is Woodward

Just to clarify of course xxx

[xxxprincessjasmine]

I also invested in the private gallery and felt the same, complete lack of effort at presenting herself well. Plus on the profile in the first sentence she says she’s 23, in the next one she’s a teen 

Chavvy and best avoided

Sorry you felt I was "chavvy"
Perhaps less judgement on my choice of dresses and more comments on my service provided?

xxx

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[Sar-Major]

would you like to see my passport sweetie?
Born and raised in the Cotswolds
I have A levels
I play the flute
and my real surname is Woodward

Just to clarify of course xxx

Want to play my "Flute" Sweetie.......................     

 

[tynetunnel]

Sorry you felt I was "chavvy"
Perhaps less judgement on my choice of dresses and more comments on my service provided?

xxx

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okay so since you’re gonna respond to me, let me ask you. Are you 23 or 19? Only one sentence separates those two ages. Perhaps a little more time and effort on your profile, instead of keeping busy adding a hundred plus pics to your gallery, like lets get the basics right! Many of those pics describe you as a teen, so if you were a teen when they were taken, and you are 23 now, that makes them at least 4 years out of date.  Although you’ve been on AW less than 3 months? 

I have never commented on your dresses at all. I cannot comment on your service provided, since I have not seen you. I stand by my comment that you look chavvy. This is a punters forum and I’m entitled to my opinion and to post it here. If this offends you I suggest that you don’t visit this site 

[roboeggman]

So I am Princess Jasmine- completely respect all comments and criticisms can see my best client in the mix there !
To clarify a few things I am British I do live in a Caravan which I have bought but I am not of gypsy origin, the bruises and cuts that one person mentioned are most likely due to my lifestyle of  living a country lifestyle
I feel a little offended at the comments that say I look like I have been hit and that I look spaced out- the mark under my eye is from when I was hit with a rock when I was 8 and as for looking spaced- I'm not the most confident in front of the camera so I look past the photographer which can often give the impression the model is staring into space
Thank you for all compliments
and any suggestions to help me improve my service are appreciated I am going to work on making sure I don't knock myself so much and get bruised as well as updating my photos to reflect the environment that I conduct my business in which is always from a 4-5* hotel
Have a great day guys and thank you for your interest in Princess Jasmine! xxx

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Usually not great when an SP comes on here and trudges up a review to try and defend themselves.

That being said; you seem civil about it and that's credit to you. Be warned though that this isn't the place for touting so I'd advise joining UKE if you want to have more of a voice.

[xxxprincessjasmine]

okay so since you’re gonna respond to me, let me ask you. Are you 23 or 19? Only one sentence separates those two ages. Perhaps a little more time and effort on your profile, instead of keeping busy adding a hundred plus pics to your gallery, like lets get the basics right! Many of those pics describe you as a teen, so if you were a teen when they were taken, and you are 23 now, that makes them at least 4 years out of date.  Although you’ve been on AW less than 3 months? 

I have never commented on your dresses at all. I cannot comment on your service provided, since I have not seen you. I stand by my comment that you look chavvy. This is a punters forum and I’m entitled to my opinion and to post it here. If this offends you I suggest that you don’t visit this site 

I am 23 , I advertise myself as a teen due to my body type as I find that is the most accurate description of me- I am in no way offended I have come on to this site to embrace criticisms and and use them to better myself and the service I provide- the main thing I have drawn fro this forum is that my photos don't reflect the environment or my service very well which I will be working on - I have only been doing this since Nov 2018 which you can see from my profile so I have a lot to learn and I will continue to refer back to this website to make sure my clients reviews reflect the quality of service I am aiming to provide

have a lovely day guys and thank you for all criticisms and comments

xx

[Kev40ish]

I am 23 , I advertise myself as a teen due to my body type as I find that is the most accurate description of me- I am in no way offended I have come on to this site to embrace criticisms and and use them to better myself and the service I provide- the main thing I have drawn fro this forum is that my photos don't reflect the environment or my service very well which I will be working on - I have only been doing this since Nov 2018 which you can see from my profile so I have a lot to learn and I will continue to refer back to this website to make sure my clients reviews reflect the quality of service I am aiming to provide

have a lovely day guys and thank you for all criticisms and comments

xx

Your pictures do look better on your profile and it’s good that you are taking the feedback on board

You should join UKE as it is a better platform to promote yourself rather than on here.

[xxxprincessjasmine]

again i will thankyou for your comment and criticisms they are all taken on board
as said before i live off grid therefore bruises on my legs etc are a part of my lifestlye
i usually wear stockings and always present myself in a classy and sexy way and always meet in a 4-5* hotel
.... let me know when you find an escort as hot as me offering £110 an hour with and i qoute the tightest pussy in middlesbrough from a classy hotel not some dump in a council estate
choice is yours sweeties xxxxxx

[roboeggman]

again i will thankyou for your comment and criticisms they are all taken on board
as said before i live off grid therefore bruises on my legs etc are a part of my lifestlye

i usually wear stockings and always present myself in a classy and sexy way and always meet in a 4-5* hotel

Strange to bring up a thread where you're getting criticised after nearly two weeks but hey fair enough.

.... let me know when you find an escort as hot as me offering £110 an hour with and i qoute the tightest pussy in middlesbrough from a classy hotel not some dump in a council estate
choice is yours sweeties xxxxxx

Aaaaaand now you sound pathetic.

Should learn when to stfu.

[Kev3773]

i usually wear stockings and always present myself in a classy and sexy way and always meet in a 4-5* hotel
.... let me know when you find an escort as hot as me offering £110 an hour with and i qoute the tightest pussy in middlesbrough from a classy hotel not some dump in a council estate
choice is yours sweeties xxxxxx

This site is not for advertising  try uke otherwise expect some stick.

[Rubymorgan]

There are no five star hotels in Middlesbrough 

[daviemac]

again i will thankyou for your comment and criticisms they are all taken on board
as said before i live off grid therefore bruises on my legs etc are a part of my lifestlye
i usually wear stockings and always present myself in a classy and sexy way and always meet in a 4-5* hotel
.... let me know when you find an escort as hot as me offering £110 an hour with and i qoute the tightest pussy in middlesbrough from a classy hotel not some dump in a council estate
choice is yours sweeties xxxxxx

I've said many times, how an escort posts on here and UKE goes a long way in my deciding whether or not to see them. With your condescending attitude you've put yourself on the 'never in a million years' list.

Have you compared yourself with every other SP in the area?? if not don't make stupid statements.  As has already been said this isn't the site for you to promote yourself on, you have UKE for that. You should try reading the rules and site ethos at the bottom of the pages before making your mouth go.

[Shearer1955]

would you like to see my passport sweetie?
Born and raised in the Cotswolds
I have A levels
I play the flute
and my real surname is Woodward

Just to clarify of course xxx

Lots of escorts are well educated as evidenced by their A level abilities 

[Kev3773]

Lots of escorts are well educated as evidenced by their A level abilities 

She's promoting her A levels on here, yet no mention on AW 

[tynetunnel]

I am 23 , I advertise myself as a teen due to my body type as I find that is the most accurate description of me.....

If you are 23, you’re not a teen - simples! 

.... let me know when you find an escort as hot as me offering £110 an hour with and i qoute the tightest pussy in middlesbrough from a classy hotel not some dump in a council estate
choice is yours sweeties xxxxxx.....

There are many hot escorts in the NE, hotter than you appear to be, and for the same or similar fee. As to whether you have the tightest pussy in the ‘Boro 

Since you “always meet in a 4-5* hotel” you might consider taking some new pics in such luxury surroundings, because out of 127 pics on your AW, none present you in the “classy and sexy way” that you say you present yourself to the punters in 

[Shearer1955]

I am 23 , I advertise myself as a teen due to my body type as I find that is the most accurate description of me- I am in no way offended I have come on to this site to embrace criticisms and and use them to better myself and the service I provide- the main thing I have drawn fro this forum is that my photos don't reflect the environment or my service very well which I will be working on - I have only been doing this since Nov 2018 which you can see from my profile so I have a lot to learn and I will continue to refer back to this website to make sure my clients reviews reflect the quality of service I am aiming to provide

have a lovely day guys and thank you for all criticisms and comments

xx

Best not to tell lies about your age as a starting point ... and promote yourself on UKE which permits you to do so ... not on here 
Dishonesty breeds more and more fibs 

[xxxprincessjasmine]

Best not to tell lies about your age as a starting point ... and promote yourself on UKE which permits you to do so ... not on here 
Dishonesty breeds more and more fibs 

Lets clarify gents
I am 23
I have a very petite body type which I market as a "teasing teen" as it is in sync with what my clients are looking for.
I absolutely know that there is a massive range of escorts in Middlesbrough ranging in prices etc
However I would suggest instead of trying to insult me you make a booking with the appropriate lady

Any more questions criticisms?

Love a bit of banter on a Thursday night 

From the tightest pussy in the North East
Miss tinyprincessjasmine xXx

[xxxprincessjasmine]

Lots of escorts are well educated as evidenced by their A level abilities 

haha I like that
again im just going to remind you
your criticising an escort on some random ass website- perhaps reevaluating your life?

..... let me remind you you pay to see ladies for a reason 

[daviemac]

Lets clarify gents
I am 23
I have a very petite body type which I market as a "teasing teen" as it is in sync with what my clients are looking for.
I absolutely know that there is a massive range of escorts in Middlesbrough ranging in prices etc
However I would suggest instead of trying to insult me you make a booking with the appropriate lady

Any more questions criticisms?

Love a bit of banter on a Thursday night 

haha I like that
again im just going to remind you
your criticising an escort on some random ass website- perhaps reevaluating your life?

..... let me remind you you pay to see ladies for a reason 

From the tightest pussy in the North East
Miss tinyprincessjasmine xXx

You've been told already this isn't the site for you to come on and spout your bollocks. Read the site ethos at the bottom of the page then read the rules located at the very bottom.

In case you can't find it here's an excerpt -

- Service providers

* Service providers are allowed to be members, but there is no tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters.
* The site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers.
* All service providers must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.
* Service providers are recommended to join External Link/Members Only instead if they wish to advertise freely and / or chat with punters.

- Touting

You won't last long here with the attitude you've got. BTW you have no fucking idea why anyone on here chooses to pay for sex, though I for one wouldn't touch you for free.

Edit

You've found the perfect way to turn a positive review into a major negative, are you related to Gerald Ratner by any chance.