Wow - slagging off other SPs working in your area, followed by slagging off the people who are currently paying your wages?
This "random ass website" actually generates a decent amount of business.
The closest 5* hotel to Boro is in Northallerton.
You're saying other SPs work from "dumps" yet you live in a caravan in the middle of nowhere.
You claim to have "the tightest pussy".. can I ask what research you've carried out to come to this conclusion?
You brag about A levels.. that doesn't make you better than anybody! I'm starting my masters this year and it is irrelevant as you don't need qualifications to be a whore.
You suck cock for cash, just like the rest of us - you literally just have to not behave like an idiot so people keep wanting to pay you.