Lili Massage - HE in Kettering

[claptrap]

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My first review so hoping this is OK.

I visited Lili Massage just before Christmas. The street is one way and parking is tight. Sainsbury's is opposite and a minutes walk away so this is the best place to park for anonymity. I booked a 30 minute massage by phone and turned up 10 minutes later. A good looking petite Chinese lady met me on entering the premises and opened the door into a small room and ushered me inside and asked me to get undressed. I paid £30 for a deep tissue massage on my legs. I kept my pants on but was told to take these off when she returned, so I did. 
The massage on my feet and legs was good as was the conversation. The lady had popped down from her home in Newcastle to help out for a week. Around 15 minutes in I felt a delicate touch to the plumbs and was asked if I would like anything else looked after.
Well it was a few days before Christmas so I just smiled and the deed was done.
A great start to the weekend and well worth £20.

[MajorPayne]

Thanks for your review.  £50 for 30 minutes sounds expensive for the Northampton region when compared to the likes of Casandra and Charmaine.

[claptrap]

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Friday 25th January, 2019.

I found myself in Kettering with an hour before I would normally arrive home from work so decided to give Lili's a second visit. I didn't phone ahead and just walked in off the street to be met by a good looking Asian lady in her mid 30's. I asked for a 30 minute massage and was taken into the 2nd room and left for a couple of minutes. She didn't have a twinkle in her eye like the lady on my previous visit so I kept my pants/skiddies/grundies on. Nothing was said on her return to the room and a towel was placed over my nether regions.

I did think at this point that the little fella wouldn't be required to perform so just lay back and enjoyed the massage. Conversation was good as was eye contact. Twenty minutes later whilst looking me straight in the eye she pointed at the little chap and whispered 'Does he want some fun?' and did a little wank gesture.

 

She walked around and whispered that a body to body with hand relief was £40. I would have been happy to pay but thirty minutes earlier I hadn't reckoned on visiting the establishment so needed to check my wallet. I had £25 left so a deal was struck and the little chap got a happy ending and a clean up with hot towels. I did get a good feel of the bottom and that was very pleasant indeed.

I quite like this place. The lady was from Portsmouth and visiting for four weeks. Total spend £50.

[Moreish]

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Friday 25th January, 2019.

I found myself in Kettering with an hour before I would normally arrive home from work so decided to give Lili's a second visit. I didn't phone ahead and just walked in off the street to be met by a good looking Asian lady in her mid 30's. I asked for a 30 minute massage and was taken into the 2nd room and left for a couple of minutes. She didn't have a twinkle in her eye like the lady on my previous visit so I kept my pants/skiddies/grundies on. Nothing was said on her return to the room and a towel was placed over my nether regions.

I did think at this point that the little fella wouldn't be required to perform so just lay back and enjoyed the massage. Conversation was good as was eye contact. Twenty minutes later whilst looking me straight in the eye she pointed at the little chap and whispered 'Does he want some fun?' and did a little wank gesture.

 

She walked around and whispered that a body to body with hand relief was £40. I would have been happy to pay but thirty minutes earlier I hadn't reckoned on visiting the establishment so needed to check my wallet. I had £25 left so a deal was struck and the little chap got a happy ending and a clean up with hot towels. I did get a good feel of the bottom and that was very pleasant indeed.

I quite like this place. The lady was from Portsmouth and visiting for four weeks. Total spend £50.

I might be wrong but I don't think you can review the same SP within such a short time buddy, might be wrong tho, but saying that I did review this one I think back in September . £60 for 90mins £20 4 HE £80 all in.

[Yoda71]

This isn't a separate review, merely a reply to his own review confirming a second visit

I've done exactly the same in the past, I believe the rules are that you cannot start another fresh review if you've already left a positive review in the last 12 months

I am sure that one of the mods will either confirm or correct this

[theoldmaggot]

This isn't a separate review, merely a reply to his own review confirming a second visit

I've done exactly the same in the past, I believe the rules are that you cannot start another fresh review if you've already left a positive review in the last 12 months

I am sure that one of the mods will either confirm or correct this

Two threads have been merged so now looks like Moreish was in the wrong but he was correct at the time.

[NigelF]

This isn't a separate review, merely a reply to his own review confirming a second visit

I've done exactly the same in the past, I believe the rules are that you cannot start another fresh review if you've already left a positive review in the last 12 months

I am sure that one of the mods will either confirm or correct this

Yes, you're spot on.

Here's what site rules say exactly:
"Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome (or more) booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply."

Full rules here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0 (and at the bottom of every page)

Also note that there are no mods, only "helpers" who're just able to do very minor stuff such as moving topics and editing thread titles (which they have to justify) but for example they can't merge topics or edit posts etc, only admin can do that.

Two threads have been merged so now looks like Moreish was in the wrong but he was correct at the time.

That's a good point actually, I checked the topic move logs in an attempt to see if that had happened but obviously that won't show thread mergers so you're almost certainly right. However, sometimes admin deletes the subsequent comments to help avoid confusion but sometimes they're just kept as obviously it's a lot of time/effort for admin to read through them for very little benefit.

[claptrap]

Thanks for putting me right.

This is the first forum I have 'joined' and its all a bit new to me.

Just noticed the link to 'rules' at the bottom of the page. Doh. I tend not to read instructions. 

[Yoda71]

Thanks for putting me right.

This is the first forum I have 'joined' and its all a bit new to me.

Just noticed the link to 'rules' at the bottom of the page. Doh. I tend not to read instructions. 

That's cool - welcome to the forum, and thanks for posting....keep it up :-)

[MajorPayne]

Is Lili (&co.) still offering HE?

[claptrap]

Is Lili (&co.) still offering HE?

Yes. 

[MajorPayne]

Yes. 

Your review was January 12, 2019.  Have you been recently?

[Dave81]

Do you have a number for her?

[MajorPayne]

Do you have a number for her?

Assume you mean Lili.  Notice you have been here over 3 years Dave, and no reviews. . . .

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Our shop is situated in Kettering, 8A King Street, NN16 8QW. Phone number is 07429 598994.

[claptrap]

Your review was January 12, 2019.  Have you been recently?

I tend to go about once every 2 months. I have never met Lili.