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External Link/Members OnlyMet her a few weeks ago in a building where I've already met various escorts in the past (in particular
Evelina21 and
Deluxe Anna. There are multiple flats used by escorts in the building, and the top ones have the advantage of having internal stairs to the girls rooms, which allows you to walk up the stairs following some beautiful piece of ass like in this case.
I booked her by text specifying I wanted FK, 69 and OWO. She answered immediately that FK and 69 were OK, but she didn't do OWO. I thought "oh, refreshingly honest!" and booked anyway. How ludicrous this consideration was will emerge later.
Melina has a beautiful body, with great ass indeed, long legs, a bit of a weirdly protruding belly as shown in her pictures but no fat at all. Small natural tits, nice body overall, curvy and slim, easily an 8 if not more. Face-wise I found her attractive, a little pouty maybe but with a funny and nice set of expressions. 7.5. The first issue is with this, though, because Melina loves herself a little too much, clearly thinking she's the hottest girl in the world, and this - added to her hygiene paranoia, the limited services list and a general laziness - definitely doesn't help her performance.
First things first: Melina claims she's Greek but her profile reports her as Romanian. I can state with no hint of a doubt that she's Greek: not only she spoke English with an unmistakable Greek accent right from the beginning, at some point she noticed I had a greek plastic bag from a Greek company that I must have carried back from vacations and she got all excited, reading the words on the bag, explaining to me what they meant, etc. All without me asking anything about the Greece/Romania thing: after this I did, and she explained that someone stole her previous profile which she had registered with her Greek passport, and for reasons I didn't understand AW didn't allow her to gain it back, and rejected attempts to register another with the same passport (she said she had already used it twice and they don't allow more than 2 profiles on the same passport) so.. she simply registered using the passport of a Romanian friend...
I found her welcoming and smiley, a bit cheeky but generally nice and fun. She sent me to take a shower and was waiting for me on the bed when I came back. I thought "this is going to be good", but for once I was completely wrong.
It immediately emerged that Melina doesn't kiss. Never, not at all. When I asked her why she had warned me about the OWO but not the FK, she bullshitted me for 2 minutes with some inane attempts at excuses. She told me to lie on the bed and she would give me a BJ, so I did, but covered BJs for me are completely irrelevant, so I just lied there waiting for time to pass: in the meantime I was caressing her but she showed no sign of pleasure or even just acknowledgement.
Time to get into a 69 and... she refused, saying she doesn't want her pussy licked for hygienic reasons. At this point I should have asked for my money back and leave, but I just got on with it. She said she likes her butthole getting licked, though, if you're into it. I'm not.
The thing that kept me from walking was still the fact that she was fun and nice, but that was still a way to scam me, I realised afterwards. Oh well. On with the sex, she immediately tried to upsell me some anal, insisting a couple of times and claiming that her butthole is very good. I'm no lover of the genre, so I politely declined and fucked her through the traditional channel. This was also quite lousy, as Melina went through the motion and faked most of it, with clearly exaggerated moans, and some absolutely hilarious attempts at dirty talking with limited English skills. Something like "YES BABBY FUCK ME FUCK THIS PUSSY THIS PUSSY WAS BECOME FOR FUCKING". More of a comedy evening than a punt for me, but again I went on with it... and failed: the thing was so disappointing that I didn't even manage to come, which solidly places this punt among the worst ones of 2018.
Avoid like the plague, unless you're really into fucking Greek girls in the ass, in which case you might give it a try.
Topic: Melina21 - Marylebone - Nice and bubbly but still a shit punt (Read 4412 times)